Picking up women 101
Gentlemen, I am constantly plagued with the question by my friends, "how do you meet and date so many women?" I have been asked this question so many times that I've begun to realize meeting girls is a huge problem for most men. I will go over the number one rule with you and give you pointers on how to meet girls in a bar environment.
1 RULE ***READ THIS, LEARN IT, AND LIVE IT! It will change your life in every aspect from women to work:
BE CONFIDENT in yourself. Have you ever noticed that the most attractive women are generally with unattractive men? There is nothing women are attracted to more than a man who has confidence and is sure of himself. Sure, you may not be the most perfect man alive and you may have many pitfalls; but embrace your strengths and overcome your weaknesses. Learn to be happy with the man you are and will be instead of who you think you should be.
BAR ENVIRONMENT: I'm sure you have been out with friends, noticed an attractive girl, made eye contact, then debated on talking to her. In this situation always go talk to her but follow these guidelines. First remember to get in, get her number, and get out before you make a fool out of yourself or take the back burner to her friends. When you approach her don't start drueling and tell her how pretty she is. Start with an ice breaker. Make her laugh or give her an appropriate compliment. I personally like to tell her that I like her shoes, dress or outfit. Believe it or not women spend alot of time, money, and effort into these things and love it when a guy notices and compliments her. Introduce yourself and make strong eye contact and shake her hand. Make a little small chat about the music or who she is there with and why. After a couple of minutes tell her that you don't want to keep her from her friends and that you would love to get to know her more and you would be forever burdened if you did not get her number. BINGO, phone number secure and you were able to get out before making a fool of yourself. Beauty of this is because you didn't look stupid and she knows that you are into her, she will probably approach you later on that night when she is drunk and you have a chance to take her home. Otherwise, text her within 2 days.
Happy hunting gentlemen!
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StevebThe Bill Cosby method works better
I'm married so I don't "pick up chicks" anymore. But one thing I knew even before I got married is that men understand very little about women. After almost 13 years of marriage, I'm still learning new things every week.
Oh, and i'm just trying to understand ONE WOMAN. Not a different one every night. LOL
RustyhookerSome women don't like being picked up. I picked up this chick to carry her through doorway. Wacked her head on door. She left. The end.
We got a PIMP here, but dude, you in the wrong place, this ain't Facebook!!!
you should've posted this on bb.com when elliot rodger was having a tough time with the ladies. you could've saved a lot of lives bro.
Hahahah everyday there a new posts on there about how some guy got friendzoned, can't get laid of gf cheated on him.
I've been pimpin since pimpin been pimpin. Wutchoo talkin bout, Willis? !?
Glad you have all the tricks to getting the poon my man. I mean where would guys be without this groundbreaking information. You have just changed the lives of 95% of the guys on this board , now I'm gonna try this on my wife.....
Classy. Just cut to the chase and slip her a roofie next time..... smh.
Don't be an asshole!!! For some reason they fall in love with an asshole!!! And also remember, don't feed them. They never leave if you do!!!
Followed all of those things. Worked like a charm! I got six numbers!
I ran home and laid them out on my kitchen table.
It was the same God damned number, 212-479-7990
A hundred girls in that bar and I pick six from the same sorority. What are the odds?
AnonLol, you did better than me. All my numbers were 867-5309...
and her name was Jenny ....
I think us testosterone driven maniacs have it covered bro, best wishes
AnonConfident in giving them compliments-is all you need to know!
You said one rule, but there are like 5 different things you list.
I like to go old school, hit 'em over the head with a wooden club I made. Then the key to pick them up is lift with the legs not the back.
Damn. We have a winner.
P.S. Somebody get Ed in here.
Hahaha lmao..
You sound like God's gift to women, playa shiiiiiit.
It's Dru Down baby, Pimp of the mathafuckin year..
You lost me at, "I'm a huge pimp and here's why I get laid all the time and other men don't." Lol
I hope he knows how to swim in such a "sea of pussy." I'd drown for sure.
I was neck deep in pussy once.
RustyhookerSlip of the tongue and you're in deep shit
I only ever got balls deep :( I'm not an advanced swimmer clearly :(
Neck deep was nothing special. It was during my own birth.
Ace VenturaI understood
That's because you're the yin to my yang, the meatball to my sauce.
Ace VenturaLol
Lol wut?