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Picking up women 101

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Gentlemen, I am constantly plagued with the question by my friends, "how do you meet and date so many women?" I have been asked this question so many times that I've begun to realize meeting girls is a huge problem for most men. I will go over the number one rule with you and give you pointers on how to meet girls in a bar environment.

1 RULE ***READ THIS, LEARN IT, AND LIVE IT! It will change your life in every aspect from women to work:

BE CONFIDENT in yourself. Have you ever noticed that the most attractive women are generally with unattractive men? There is nothing women are attracted to more than a man who has confidence and is sure of himself. Sure, you may not be the most perfect man alive and you may have many pitfalls; but embrace your strengths and overcome your weaknesses. Learn to be happy with the man you are and will be instead of who you think you should be.
BAR ENVIRONMENT: I'm sure you have been out with friends, noticed an attractive girl, made eye contact, then debated on talking to her. In this situation always go talk to her but follow these guidelines. First remember to get in, get her number, and get out before you make a fool out of yourself or take the back burner to her friends. When you approach her don't start drueling and tell her how pretty she is. Start with an ice breaker. Make her laugh or give her an appropriate compliment. I personally like to tell her that I like her shoes, dress or outfit. Believe it or not women spend alot of time, money, and effort into these things and love it when a guy notices and compliments her. Introduce yourself and make strong eye contact and shake her hand. Make a little small chat about the music or who she is there with and why. After a couple of minutes tell her that you don't want to keep her from her friends and that you would love to get to know her more and you would be forever burdened if you did not get her number. BINGO, phone number secure and you were able to get out before making a fool of yourself. Beauty of this is because you didn't look stupid and she knows that you are into her, she will probably approach you later on that night when she is drunk and you have a chance to take her home. Otherwise, text her within 2 days.
Happy hunting gentlemen!

bill123's picture

step 1: be wealthy
step 2: see step 1

NoWeakAces's picture

I'm married so I don't "pick up chicks" anymore. But one thing I knew even before I got married is that men understand very little about women. After almost 13 years of marriage, I'm still learning new things every week.

Oh, and i'm just trying to understand ONE WOMAN. Not a different one every night. LOL

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RickRock1086's picture

We got a PIMP here, but dude, you in the wrong place, this ain't Facebook!!!

dudebro's picture

you should've posted this on bb.com when elliot rodger was having a tough time with the ladies. you could've saved a lot of lives bro.

irongame427's picture

Hahahah everyday there a new posts on there about how some guy got friendzoned, can't get laid of gf cheated on him.

flacidego's picture

I've been pimpin since pimpin been pimpin. Wutchoo talkin bout, Willis? !?

cdyrdes's picture

Glad you have all the tricks to getting the poon my man. I mean where would guys be without this groundbreaking information. You have just changed the lives of 95% of the guys on this board , now I'm gonna try this on my wife.....

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Beauty of this is because you didn't look stupid and she knows that you are into her, she will probably approach you later on that night when she is drunk and you have a chance to take her home

Classy. Just cut to the chase and slip her a roofie next time..... smh.

tpr494's picture

Don't be an asshole!!! For some reason they fall in love with an asshole!!! And also remember, don't feed them. They never leave if you do!!!

Greg's picture

Followed all of those things. Worked like a charm! I got six numbers!

I ran home and laid them out on my kitchen table.
It was the same God damned number, 212-479-7990

A hundred girls in that bar and I pick six from the same sorority. What are the odds?

kodiakGRRL's picture

and her name was Jenny ....

Green Ranger's picture

I think us testosterone driven maniacs have it covered bro, best wishes

crazymofo's picture

You said one rule, but there are like 5 different things you list.

I like to go old school, hit 'em over the head with a wooden club I made. Then the key to pick them up is lift with the legs not the back.

The Impastable's picture

Damn. We have a winner.

P.S. Somebody get Ed in here.

madman's picture

Hahaha lmao..

madman's picture

You sound like God's gift to women, playa shiiiiiit.
It's Dru Down baby, Pimp of the mathafuckin year..

NoWeakAces's picture

You lost me at, "I'm a huge pimp and here's why I get laid all the time and other men don't." Lol

The Impastable's picture

I hope he knows how to swim in such a "sea of pussy." I'd drown for sure.

NoWeakAces's picture

I was neck deep in pussy once.

The Impastable's picture

I only ever got balls deep :( I'm not an advanced swimmer clearly :(

NoWeakAces's picture

Neck deep was nothing special. It was during my own birth.

NoWeakAces's picture

That's because you're the yin to my yang, the meatball to my sauce.

The Impastable's picture

Lol wut?

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