NOOOOOOOOO
It actually happened ,the worst thing thats happened in the gym or close,was on the smith machine with two of the big boys so obviously no need for help ,had two great spotters one each side,
Hadn't maxed out for a while because of injury ect but felt good so decided to go for it,
Now when us so called heavy hitters are lifting big weight the odd strange noise comes out the mouth probably louder than it seems or the odd Getup there ect so got to 500 which i haven't even attempted in a while to limit injury anymore,
so i have 500 on the smith ,i know pussy not using free weights but it seemed the right option for the reason above so here i go GET FUCKIN UP THERE ,RAAAA,JUST ABOUT GOT IT UP ,I WAS THERE,NO PROBS,So what happens this 160lb asian guy runs over and grabs the bar thinking because i was a bit noisy i was struggling,i was fuckin livid,WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING I SAID,He replies you were in trouble and thought i'd help,You fuckin moron i have two 300lb guys spotting me,i was so angry i could of kicked him round the gym while my mates were laughing at the noob idiot,so to calm down i went into the studio to do some abs grabbed a mat ,placed it down and started abs, ,i felt something wet on my back so reached round and investigated ,i thought i'd just spilt some water,so i give it a feel and to my surprise it was thick and sticky
SOME FUCKER HAD DISLODGED A MASSIVE GREEN SNOTTER AND NOW IT WAS DANGLING FROM MY HAND ,WITH A SOAKING WET BACK,OF BOOGER I GOT OUT THERE AND IN THE SHOWER LIKE THE FLASH,,Please don't take this as racist but some foreigners gym ethics make me want to puke like that experience ,couldn't stop boaking, i actually could have cried,
WHAT IS YOUR WORST GYM EXPERIENCE.
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Most any locker room experience at the YMCA. Some really creepy shit going down in there.
Also, old man George. This dude was a member at my old gym, About 70ish years old, bald, and hung like Clydesdale horse. He used to shave his face and head in front of the mirror after he showered. He would turn around and talk to people, swinging that radiator hose, like it was no big deal. I mean shit! Put some damn pants on!
Nobody more shameless than the elderly in a locker room.
You couldn't make this shit up LMAO
You need a new gym T.
TARANISTell me about it , not to mention the money,my tag watch,a taschini tracksuit and an mp3 player all stolen in the last two or three years with the influx of CENSORED and CENSORED ,even seen two on border rpatrol on tv and all they did was take details and let him go, one works in a restaurant down my way,,back in the gym the next day ,did change my gym but went back ,knew too many people and suppose i was used to the equipment,hard to change iv'e been there a long time. ,part of the furniture lo
he actually came over the road from his kebab shop have a work out ,then NO SHOWER AND JUST GO BACK TO SERVING PEOPLE, NOUGH SAID
TARANISForgot to mention the the king of the pricks of prick city 5inch dick square was on a dumbell bench with 5 or 6 sets around him,one at a time then back on the rack you twat,gym ethics, about half a dozen people waiting to use them but he hadn't finished yet ,what a fuckin flaming he got from the regulars,unfuckinbelievable
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RustyhookerGreen boog woulda had me flippin. Gah!
One thing that haunts me from the gym. You know the fat dude on the movie Borat? Well dude at my gym looked just like him. I go to piss and he's "captain Morgan" butt nekkid drying his balls and staring at me. I swear i needed eye bleach!
I was in the process of eating and I just lost my appetite lol. That sucks bro.
TARANISFuck Me bruv i was even contemplating leaving the gym i was so disgusted,i must of just picked up a mat that these two romanian kick boxers had just used,the studio was so rank i had to get air freshner from the front desk,buying my own mat tomorrow lol
Tink22That's disgusting. Feel for you.
Can't say I've had anything even worth mentioning after that, other than typical gripes