posted Thu, 09/18/2014 - 12:27
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NEED HELP!! VASECTOMY AND STEROIDS.
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Ok brothers, I need some input here. I spent my whole life trying to protect them but my wife is making me get a vasectomy. I have dodged the bullet for a while but I am actually considering it.:/ She did not like some of my excuses like "I'm not the one that can get pregnant" or "the pull out method works fine". She said I had three kids for you and you won't do this for me? FUCK!! I had nothing to say after that. Anyway, I went to my consultation today and scheduled the procedure. I just want to hear your thoughts and experiences with this. I.e Were you on cycle/off cycle and just general shit. Thanks in advance.
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jzagMy experience was a simple painless procedure. The pain for the next few days was minimal. Kind of like you got kicked in the balls a couple hours ago. You can still feel it but it doesn't hurt anymore.
However, on day 4 we decided to take the kids to the museum. My jeans were a bit to snug around the nuts and all that walking left me pretty sore. So wear loose fitting pants for about 5 days after the procedure.
And you'll want to go through the follow up check up. I got my wife pregnant a few weeks after the procedure when I thought for sure I had to be shooting blanks. SURPRISE!!!
Ouch! And Ouch! You went through that and only weeks later you got her pregnant? That sucks. Did you have the kid?
If you would like to keep having sex with your wife you better get it done. DO NOT forget to go back and make sure you are shooting blanks! I got pregnant AFTER the vasectomy because my hubby didn't go to his follow up appointment. What a surprise that was!
I hear that a lot of guys do not go back for the follow up. I don't get it?? Maybe it is such a traumatic experience that they just dont want to. And uh yeah, nice surprise. Thanks for the reply Sis.
I didn't go back and give a sample either. I figured we would find out if it worked soon enough.
Alright, I'm not alone. He's a 1%er like me.
lmao!!
Yep. I was beyond shocked lol
It's easy brother, make it for a Friday you'll be back at work Monday, at least I was. Keep them iced... I used frozen peas and corn and rotated them... Sex git better also Bc there is nothing to worry about, that freedom is liberating if you will...
Yup I am set up for a friday. I am definitely looking forward to that freedom.
mikeyg4321I agree its a personal decision no one person should be forced to get any type of surgery man. Doesn't matter what. Its your body and that has nothing to do with marriage or being a good husband or anything. You have to be comfortable with it.
Agreed. I am definitely trying to get comfortable with the whole thing. Starting this thread has definitely helped me to do so. Like I said in the body of the thread I have spent my whole life protecting the Nuggets it is going to be tough to just walk in willingly and have that happen. I hate pain unless its the good kind .
My vasectomy was a breeze, I have a lifelong piece of mind, insurance paid for it and performance wise it hasn't changed a thing. You are in for three days of sore balls then back to normal...after you do this you will wonder why you waited so long, I promise.
Awesome brother. That's what I like to hear. I am tired of worrying about it. I am getting older and would have 100 kids if I could but they are really expensive. So I guess its time to get It done. Thanks for the reply.
Anytime man. I have found that since I got mine done I have been telling everyone I can being there are a lot of misconceptions about it. Sex is the same, sex drive is the same, orgasm is the same, volume of semen is the same and it was relatively painless. My wife and I only wanted two kids so as soon as my second was born I got mine done, and truly having that piece of mind that you don't have to ever worry about a surprise is priceless. Best of luck man!
Thanks again! My wife and I have three kids . Two girls and a boy in that order. The pain and discomfort that she endured with carrying them and especially labor and delivery was a great sacrifice. I don't think that there is any way I could go through that. So I guess me going through this procedure and not having her go through a way more invasive surgery is the right thing for me to do.
Well a decision like this is a personal one, married or not, and should not be forced on by the other mate. Don't let yourself be dictated into something your not comfortable doing thats not how marriage works, exspecially something that can not be undone. A lot of gals out there would love nothing more than to make neutered dogs out of there men. To me this is a personal decision.
You don't sounds to enthused about being neutered buddy. I wouldn't go through with it if I was a 100% about the decision. Good luck and don't do it for anyone besides yourself!!
You are right brother. Even if my life depended on it, I will never be cool about going in a room spread eagle and airing out my junk for some stranger to slice on my sack and start clipping on my manhood. The mere thought of it makes me cringe. If it were just for myself, this will never happen.
I would rather have all my teeth pulled without anaesthetic before i would have the snip again!........ the injection in either bollock is the worst part, that had me Hyperventilating like a motherfucker lol....... they may have changed the procedure slightly these days because i mean we had still had Black + White television when i got done.
Saying that... i was back in gym the day after! so no pussy whining on my part lmao!
Thanks Vike for sharing your experience . I really hope things have become less invasive since you did yours. A needle to the sack does not sound fun at alI. In fact if one of you gurus said injecting juice straight in your sack gave you insane gains I would just never know how good it is.I got a visual of some bad ass Viking squirming around the table like a little girl. Lol. It kinda makes me want to call it off because I am not a big baby when it comes to shit like that.
BlutoThe injection was nothing. They put 2 clamps on mine and as the clamp was being forced to close it felt like someone was trying to squeeze my nut in half. During my doctor said "You are all done" Paused and then said " With that side" I did not even go back to jack off in a cup. I did not care. Abortion sounded like a better alternative. Major pain only lasted few days but a year after I had slight pain.
Im surprised they didnt use a mallet back then and just called it a day.
That made me cringe a little.I remember my dad telling me how back in the day,they would take two bricks and clap a bulls testicles to neuter it.
Quite the job . I dont know who would put up more of a fight if you were trying to smash his balls with a mallet or meat tenderizer vike or a bull. I imagine they'd act pretty similar lol. Pretty horrid tho indeed.
Hahaha... you got that right!... only one person allowed to touch my balls bro, they may be getting a little old but they can tell a tale or three lol
Anybody comes near my nuts with a knife....there's gonna be a fight
Yeah I know. This is the hardest part. To willingly go and spread out in a room and let some mfr hck my sack seems kind of dumb. The Doctor did prescribe me a xannax to take 1/2 hr before surgery and said he was going to put me in la la land. So hopefully I wont "care" to much while it happens.
Pussy.
That's right!
I remember my sack swole up to the size of a good tomato. Kind of looked like one too, you know when they're overripe and the skin is wrinkly and moves around lol. It wasn't that bad at all. I actually recommend them to all of my friends now.
I will probably be an advocate for this after its behind me. My luck I will get elephantitus of the nutz. L9ok like I got a jack-o-lantern between my legs.
Boy do I have a story for you. After my wife and I had 2 kids we decided that 2 was enough, so being the loving husband I am, I told her I would get fixed because it's easier on a man. The procedure went well other than the Dr not letting the numbing set in on my right nut before he cut it open. Good thing I was strapped down because I would have came up out of that chair and cut his bag off. Anyways, after the procedure I jacked off what seemed like 100 times a day to flush the pipe work out, cause even though you got fixed there are still plenty of old swimmers in there. My wife even made me wear a condom when we had sex. So 2 months after the procedure I go in to give a sample. The dude hands me a cup and says go to the 4th floor end of hall first door on left. There is a bathroom there that hardly anyone uses, shouldn't be any interruptions. What the fuck! I was expecting a room full of porn with jergens and Kleenex. No I had to dry jack myself in a 4x4 bathroom stall. Luckily I had my phone with me so I brought up some porn. So after watching several videos before I find the right one I get going. I'll tell you one thing the damn sample cup has the littlest opening, maybe it's because I'm bigger than the average bear, but I wasn't for sure I was going make it in the cup. You ever tried to piss with a hard on? Well trying to fill this cup was the same damn thing. Finally got my specimen in the cup. Getting off should not be this difficult. So I exit the bathroom and hit the elevator. Just as the door is about to close in walks a nurse. Great, here I am drenched I sweat out of breath and holding a cup of my man juice. That was an awkward ride down. So I finally after 20 mins make it back to the desk and drop off my sample. Later that night I got a call. He nurse gave me some term which basically meant that I still had a couple swimmers that weren't swimming straight, but were still moving. She said flush the pipe work and you should be fine. So that's what I did. A month later my wife and I decided to go out of tone and "celebrate" the fact that I'm now sterile. Which meant I finially could hit that again with a damn rubber, so needless to say the first time I was done in about 1 min 47 secs. So we spent the weekend like we were teenagers again. About a month and a half after this my wife says I haven't had my period. I said there's no way you could be pregnant I'm fixed. She said I'm going to take a test just to be sure. I thought do whatever you gotta do, but ain't no way you're pregnant. 5 mins pass 10 no sign of my wife. She finally returns and as soon as I saw her face I knew. She was pregnant! My exacts words were, you've got to be shitting me! So now we have our 3rd beautiful little girl. Yes she's mine no denying it, plus I took another sample and sure enough my boys are alive and well. My wife got her tubes tied and no more kids so far. I hope this doesn't change your mind, but thought I'd share. I'm what youd call a 1%er.
Damn bro! There should at least be a money back guarantee or something. Maybe some college tuition or pay for one of those weddings. I have 2 girls and a boy. Those girls better find some rich mofo to marry cuz little princess weddings aren't cheap. So what are you doing for birth control now?
Oh no there's a fine print that says not liable. My wife got her tubes tied after our last kid. So far so good.
lmao, that was the best read ive seen on here in a while.
haha, good story. Most people can't believe it.
My Brother-in-law's vasectomy reversed itself after eighteen years. Had us wondering for a while but he is now five and the splitting image of his dad. So much for early retirement
If my old lady gets prego after this bullshit I better be like A: your brother in law or B: a % 1 like pincushion.
It isn't that big of a deal man. I found it a little traumatic laying on the table and going through all of it. But it is quick. Now my advice to you tho is after the surgery follow the directions they give you. I didn't and paid the price for it. Take it easy and don't bust a nut for a few days.
Im pretty sure you and i talked about this and it was pretty horrific if i do recall correctly?
Lol! What did you tear off a piece right after the procedure?
Yes, I wasn't trying ti scare you,lol. My Dad said he went right home and used it so it was basically a challenge. I did it as well. Thing was as soon as I shot the load it was like someone kicked me square in the nuts. For the next six weeks every shot was with a little pain. But not only that, the day after my surgery I went Canada ice fishing, riding a snowmobile over large drifts was not a good idea at all. So between the using it to soon and not taking it easy they swelled up like large lemons, freaked me the fuck out,lol.
Like Viking said, I would never do it again, but it wouldn't have been as bad if not for my own foolishness.
Yup, one and done for me as well and I will probably not even look at my nuts for about a week.
BlutoListen close. There is two methods. One cut and one the clamp. Stay the fuck away from clamp method. The clamp hurts so bad. I would never do it again but it was worth it. Fuck trophies piling up is not a good thing.
Got it! No fn clamps.
Don't do it bro!!! I had one done, I was with the same girl for 13 year's and we have two kids together got married and now divorced.. Now that I'm with someone new I want to have one more child, but I can't. (FUCK) Doctors say it could cost up to $6500 to have it reversed and that's not guaranteed..
And yes I was on a cycle when I had the procedure done, it sucked I was awake-sweating like crazy-you could hear her snapping away-they numb your nuts.
Needless to say it was the worst experience of my life.. On top of all that I feel like I was able to shoot a lot further before I got clipped..Ask yourself this would you go to war with blanks in the clip???
This exact scenario has definitely crossed my mind.
BlutoKids are like alcohol. You need to know when to say when. The smart ones avoid drinking all together.