First I work right beside a Little Caeser's in a nutrition shop... Thought this was funny. Sorry it's kinda long. This took place on Memorial Day.

Little Caesers Manager: Hey I need you to move your pickup out of our parking spots.
Me: What for?
Little Caesers Manager: It is blocking people from seeing if we are open today.
Me: ...Dude it appears you have a customer, of course they think you are open.
Little Caesers Manager: How do you figure that?
Me: What makes a place look open? Empty parking spots or a customer?
Little Caesers Manager: HEY, HEY, HEY! I have been doing this YEARS longer than you have!
Me: I am sorry you have been making pizzas for years.. Your life must suck.
Little Caesers Manager: ARE YOU GOING TO MOVE YOUR VEHICLE OR NOT?!
Me: Ya man, I'll move it. (he leaves)

30-40 minutes later.. (he's back)
Little Caesers Manager: Are you going to move your truck or not?
Me: Yeah I told you I would.
Little Caesers Manager: Then do it!
Me: Bud, you are starting to piss me off, I'll move it when I clock out and go home.
Little Caesers Manager: Boy, you don't know who yo messing with.
Me: Oh no, are you gonna call the pizza police?
Little Caesers Manager: !@#!$@!#...!@#$@
Me: No? The Hamburglar!? (only thing I could think of right away..kinda lame I know)
Little Caesers Manager: If you ever get a pizza at my place I will personally SHIT in it myself!

So... That pissed me off I try to stay away from pizza on cycle ne ways. After I closed the shop, I walked over and bought a pizza.

Little Caesers Manager: We will have to make you a new one.
Me: Sure, fine.
(I could see they had like 2 pizzas ready to go)

I get my pizza.. Walk outside, open the box and turned it over on top of his Mustang. I then turned around and flipped him off.