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if your a good old brit or a yank read this?

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so,just one straight forward question:

who is tougher all round,lifting,brute strength,determination and a good old fight?

The English or the American?

micky's picture

Neither!! Get a grip!!

Greg's picture

The question is like asking which arm is stronger, the left or the right.

The Brits and the Yanks are like two brothers that have each others back in a bar fight. Together they are unstoppable! Hell, let's toss another sibling into the mix -the Aussies. Born from outlaws they have as much or more wild west spirit then the Americans. In a global bar fight these three brothers can kick some global butt!

...seems like I'm forgetting someone...

dawgfase's picture

Neither.
The last person I'd want to fuck with is an Israeli. Those guys are trained in lethal close combat in the military, and everyone there must serve. Spent time with one of these guys in rehab, and he'd have no problem taking down the brit and american at the same time.

7gothic's picture

NO way...his nose impedes his vision, and is an easy target.

micky's picture

eh dan,after the sas is my old regiment,the royal marines!!!!! we were always first in,last out,after the sas trust me were next!!!!!!!!

Eminemsroyaltys's picture

Brits man...our gangs are FUCKED up and everything is resolved with death and that goes from a 10 year old blood with a gat to a drug lord. The Brits seem to fist it out like men should....love the Brits since they have our backs while other country's hate us.

highstrung's picture

sigh...im sure theres gonna be some jokes about this one but I gotta say I think that one country that gets over looked for having some tough ass brutal brawlers is Poland. I married into a polish family and not just origin but straight from the country. Wife was young when moved here but all her family came over,cousins etc...I love messing arond with them when drinking.lol...they dont stop drinking and they never give up and are nasty. Been in a few real fights along with them when we out and they punsih the hell out of you. I work doing it part time for a night club. They wanna work too but I cant hire them. We would have to many law suits.lol

swingshift's picture

I was out and about today in my part of America. After seeing all my fat ass fellow Americans, I'm going to have to say, on average, most other countries are probably tougher. Also, while in the military, I worked with a few Brits. Taking them out usually meant getting into brawls when they got drunk. Fun times.

7gothic's picture

I'm American, but I gotta go with my British brothers on this one...because here in America, when a fight starts, we just pull out our Glocks. We've gotten lazy.
Those Brits don't carry guns very often, so they HAVE to fight. Keeps'em in shape.

I wanna go to England more than anywhere else...but not to London or anywhere I have to put up with tourists.... I wanna go to some small town in the countryside..hang out in a pub...get drunk with the other Brits and talk about politics...maybe take home a fine "bird".
By the way, here in America, if you fuck a "bird", you're going to make news headlines, and are going to prison for a long time once the animal-rights activists find out about it...especially if it's a rare bird.

dan88's picture

lol beastiality...You'd like my part of England 7,google the lake district.I live a short drive from there in a town,town's a dump but once you get to that place...stunning

micky's picture

i garuantee ya wont get any French replying to this!

dan88's picture

Even if they did and happened to disagree, they'd be waving that white flag faster than you can say surrender monkey

KMC's picture

Frogs, amphibians with long sticky tongue, toads by a different name.

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Greg's picture

the foreign legion was made up of non-french mercenaries... so not even then.

dan88's picture

True but the legion are the most hardcore unit going,over here there are comp's between different squad's etc.In races it goes SAS,Para's and then general infantry who are a long way behind.But the legion have them all hand's down,very specialist survival guy's.You could bury them in sand in the middle of the sahara and they'd still ask for more lol

micky's picture

ha ha,i couldnt agree more,our footballers are proper homo's,thats why we got an england girls squad,also known as the england b squad. my 3 boys all box,have great self respect,and are very kind and polite,thats the way forward. there still scared of there mum though,lol

micky's picture

you got more chance of hurting yaself at a tiddly winks comp,lol

HllwdBdBoy's picture

speaking as an ex-Marine i have to say the toughest mo'fo's i ever had the pleasure to serve with was the god damn Phillipino army... those guy are just plain ol' BAD ASS!

dan88's picture

Lol very true,and with all kidding aside...It does make me wonder why my favourite all time boxer's are American,Tyson,Ali (barring Manny Paquio,but he was just hungry as a kid) and so on.I suppose it's just down to money and promotion of sport's at the time,kinda like football (soccer over there).

KMC's picture

How about a new sport, Tren Induced Croquet, it would be a hell of a spectator sport.

"and Jones has just roqueted Smith's ball, ...........you can see the tension build in Smith's face, ....will he blow ??, ...yes, YES!!, he heaves his mallet towards the crowd and rushes Jones"

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dan88's picture

LoL at that, "dear god the mallet's in the car park and Jones in on his way to the hospital".Ahh to dream lol

KMC's picture

I could just hear in my head, the way a british announcer would call the play be play.

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KMC's picture

Kinda, Roid Rage as a sporting event. LOL

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micky's picture

ha ha,your havin a bubble aint ya!!! there all padded up man just like ya jessy football players! the only time we wear padding over here is if ya get sectioned,hahahahahahaha

KMC's picture

Even with the padding, that puck still breaks quite a few hands, feet and ribs each year. The Michelin Men they ain't and an elbow to the chin on an open ice play involves a hard fiberglass elbow pad, chin pads,.....not so much.

I thought you wore shin pads inside your socks in football,.......No ???

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dan88's picture

Yeah but footballer's are pussy's,diving around like fairy's lol.You wanna see a man's sport watch rugby,btw NFL in my eye's are hardcore.If they were'nt padded it would be deathgame

KMC's picture

Aussie Rules Football!! now that's rugby, the Roo's agains't the All Blacks can be classic.

The Montey Python line, "it's only a flesh wound", might be something one of those guys would say during a game.

ETA: Rugby Coach to First Aid Attendent: "When your giving one of my guys the once over during the game, never hold up more than 2 fingers. .....They can't count higher than that!"

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dan88's picture

Loling hard man...Yeah aussie rule's football is crazy,my mate likes it but I've only watched a little

KMC's picture

It really is going to depend on what you use for a standard,............I wouldn't rule out an ice hockey playa's. 100+mph (160+km/h for the Brits) flying pieces of frozen rubber, fights, high speed collisions, flying elbows, getting run into the boards and don't forget the stick work.

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dan88's picture

We use mph kmc and ice hockey looks pretty bad ass

KMC's picture

Learn something new everyday, .......so if one were to talk about the distance from London to Manchester, would it be in miles or KM's

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dan88's picture

It would be in miles pal

KMC's picture

Excellent, again I learn something new, thank you.

ETA :But your gasoline /petrol, is sold in gallons or litres ??

And just out of curiousity, I'm headed towards, are you guys : miles per gallon. miles per litre or the really screwed up litres per 100 km's.

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dan88's picture

Wow KMC your confusing me man,well eveybody talk's about gallon's but the station's have price per litre.We also use mile's per gallon,confusing a little eh

KMC's picture

Well mate, I onced lived in a country at the time they did the switch to metric, .........it's all good, just makes you a little wango till you get use to it.

"But constable I was only doing 80 like the sign said"

ETA: 50MPH = 80Km/H.............80MPH = 130Km/H (Need to becareful how you read your speedo)(older vehicles were all in MPH)

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micky's picture

fuck em all bar one dan,and he can go fuck himself!! i dont like the goverment,poofs,kiddy fidlers and my boss!! im a miserable old cunt,but im so happy,lol

dan88's picture

haha

dan88's picture

But both of our government's need to take a look at their foreign policy big time,trillion's spent on weapon's to use on who...The fucking middle east who are still using old russian tackle,they should sort the banker's out but i do truly believe it's top banker's and buisnessmen,oil tycoon's etc.That run this planet and our government's,sorry for going political there lol

dan88's picture

None of us,it's the eastern europeans that get all those title's.I'd have to say us english tbh though for a punch up,the american's have lost it due to having gun's for so long lol