posted Tue, 07/31/2012 - 07:45
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I cheated!!
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I haven’t had Taco bell in i don’t no when.. But my car just drifted over. And dam it was good 3 chessy goditas and 2 cantiva burritos.. YUM.....
Shhh dont tell anyone... Guess i have to hit that gym extra hard....
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I am a veteran sour cream gun operator at our local Taco Bell, I have been operating that baby since 1996, they wanted to promote me to tortilla folder but just wouldn't have it. Once you've pumped the gun no homo, you can never go back. It is tough to not cheat. Sometimes I just grab a handfull of cheese throw it in my mouth no homo, put the sour cream gun in my mouth and start pumping that shit. No homo. My workstation is located out of public view so I can suck the gun, no homo, all day long and nobody knows. Sometimes I borrow the refried bean gun from my fat friend Ricardo, no homo, and pump that shit into my mouth, no homo, with some hot sauce, no homo. One day, I took the guacamole gun, sour cream gun, and the Refried bean gun home no homo and Invited the head cashier Taniqua over, we had a nice dinner and we just started gourging on that shit. I gained a couple of pounds but it was worth it. Taniqua wouldn't put out because she said she isn't into white guys and won't hook up with guys she works with She let me watch her use the bathroom once though.
Also, another perk of working at Taco bell is getting to keep the extra grease from the taco meat. Sometimes I just warm that shit up, sprinkle it with cheese, pump a little sour cream (love that shit) on top and make a delicious soup. I probably eat at least two liters of Sour Cream a day. My shit aint right no homo but It's worth it.
CleyonDon't worry about Taniqua, if she won't put out LaShanda will. Just tell her to leave her shirt on that bacne is a wood killer. Having never worked in fast food I envy the joys you have of pumping that gun into your mouth (no homo). I've heard the trigger action on the Prince Castle 581-NMCC is breathtaking, and the nozzle refinement makes the old tubes look like a disposable caulk tube.
I know, it's a lot of information for someone outside of "the biz" to know, but it's my passion. You've seen those guys dressed up like G.I. Joe who never actually served in uniform? Well that's how I am with fast food work. I've been trying really hard to get the last piece of my 2002 McDonalds uniform lately, it's really hard to find the pants in good condition. However the shirts are great! They are made from some industrial nylon that scratches your skin in an equisite manner.
Got any extra shirts?
No, I just have this faded xxxl that I have had since I started.
CleyonDang, I was hoping to get a head start on the 2012 line.
Hey didn't Goth work at Taco Bell for a while as the Taco dog?
And exactly, how much cardio do you have to do to burn.....let's just say 3 Tacos supreme and one 1/2lb. combo burrito?
Must have been something in the air today. Guilty of cheating today too. Just downed the last Taco when I started reading this. Can't get nothing past you guys. Damn... just Damn
tread-mJust got pulled from the friend list, have a nice life BITCH! LEARN TO SHARE!
well since where all telling the truth here..... Im on a diet as well...so before i got home i smashed 4 hard tacos in the car while driving with my knee...and i forgot my wife had to use my car she found evidence of lettuce and cheese all on the side of leather seat..lmao..BUSTED
DAMNIT I just went they stopped serving beefy cheesy nacho burritos DAMNITTTTTTT
Gotta cheat now and then. Mmmmmm!!
Anonthe fourth meal!!
zewilol.. yeah now to work this shit off...
Duuuude try the doritos tacos.. idk if they still have the beefy nacho burrito.. Frankly I think at least one or two cheat days a week is ok.. at least for me as in GORGE MAH FACE WITH FATTY FAT FOOD
you are going to explode your toilet tonight.. lol
zewiyeah it is a good colen cleanser..
CleyonI'm going to cheat at lunch too... Chic-Fil-A for me.
Supernova283That's where I'd cheat. Taco Bell to me is just terrible.