I'm not sure if anyone has addressed this subject yet or not so I thought I'd throw this out there... and that is the subject of obtaining more Karma . Ok, I'll cut the shit. I want my Pro tag.
So this is my dilemma. I've been on this site for a long time. I've spent countless hours on this site as I have billed the time to other entities to be a part of this community. I've been here since before Viking had his wiener pump installed, and even before Tread had his third and fourth lactating nipples removed from his scrotum. (Too much tren can be bad bros.)
Yeah, I've been here for a long time-- so I come to you people and say WTF! Why am I not a pro yet? I'm so damn big and ripped wait, I take that back I am so damn big and shredded. (There is a difference). I'm way bigger than most of you. No, I haven't posted pics, but shit, If I say I'm bigger than shit, you just need to take my word for it. (Besides, why the hell would anyone lie about who they are on the internet? That is so 1990) I've dumped gallons of oil and water based compounds into my body, I have to use 4 inch pins (5 gauge) to get past the injection scar tissue and I have lost my ability to ejaculate due to some serious tren cycles without caber. (So what? I can still get a boner, and sex has never been about me.) I do it to please the thousands of women who throw themselves at me each day. That's right, I've banged more women that Gene Simmons multiplied by Magic Johnson to the fourth power. (Do that math bitches.)

So I've reflected my ass off and admit that I hardly ever give sound advice on Steriod use, and sure, I don't know what the hell I'm talking about most of the time but it's still bullshit. I've jumped through the hoops bitches! Bow down and respect me for who I am!!!!!!!!! (Yeah, that was 9 exclamation points.)
Let me further my argument:
1. I call everyone that I know Bro. I call my wife bro, I call my mom bro, I call my kids bro, I call my boss bro (Vince MCMAHON BITCHES!) I call the ladies at the retirement home that I volunteer at on Sunday afternoons bro, hell I even call my dogs bro. Those bastards can be barking at night and I'll yell out the window STFU! BROS! and they know I'm talking to them. Even the bitch dog knows that she is a Bro.
2. I know and understand every steroid culture name and use them religiously. I refer to everything as "Gear" even food. I went in for a flu shot and told the nurse "Pin that shit bro!" "Aspirate and warm that shit first though bro!" She looked at me funny so I told her No homo.
3. I have keys to the eroid van, have been defiled in the van, and have caught every std imaginable in the van.
4. I spend at least 3 hours a day flexing in the mirror and popping various acne that may crop up, well, that was until, Victoria's secret called the security on my ass for spending too much time in front of the mirrors.
5. When I squat, I always yell shit like "Yeah Buddy" and "Light Weight" and "Ain't nothing but a peanut."
6. I wait outside planet fitness every night and beat up people as they walk out the door and say shit like "Lunk alarm this bro!" as I kick their yuppie asses.
6.5 I set off the planet fitness lunker alarm when I drive by in my Lambo!
7. I Cybered Zewis wife once. It was good love too until I realized that Zewis wife was really Zewi. Shit got awkward fast. Sure I finished, but I remembered to say no homo after so it didn't count as anything.

I guess the point that I am trying to make is that I deserve this shit. I want my pro tag. I don't care if it has an astric behind it. I need it.

So who do I blame??? No one!
I blame the new Eroid layout. A few months ago I was on my way to pro. I could start a topic in off topic and get voted up and voted down for my merits. Now you cant do that shit. Well I am an off topic guy. that is where I contribute to this place. No I don't bring experience, but I bring you a relief valve to your crazy ass test induced rages. Well to at least three of you.
Now when I post something in off topic all I have for points is that damn heart. Who the hell wants to press down a heart on another dudes page? I sure as hell don't. I might if there was a "No homo button"Right below it. Now when you press the heart, you might as well tell that bro... I heart you and would like your wiener in my mouth. So yeah, I only press the heart button on the ladies off topic posts. I'm sure you bros are feeling the same way. I wouldn't want other dudes pressing the damn heart button on my pages because I'm no homo bitches NO HOMO! Not that there is anything wrong with that.

So, I conclude with letting you know that I love you all. NO homo. And I'm sorry for being gone for so long. And I know that to some of you I am a pro in your hearts. That to me is what really counts. But still, I want that want a tag that says PRO*

Thanks for hearing me out.

All my love, no Homo.
Ed