posted Mon, 04/28/2014 - 09:58
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Gymjunkie1978 guide to proper gym locker room manners
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rule #1 the hair dryer is for drying your hair not proping your leg on the table and drying your balls off..
rule#2 its not ok to stand naked in front of the mirror shaving
rule#3 if your going to shower at the gym please wrap a towel around your waist and cover up if your walking around
Rule#4 clip your toenails at home not while sitting on the bench to only have it fly and hit somebody in the eye
rule#5 stop dusting your balls with babypowder shit goes everywear then i have to breath your nut powder
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I think the old guys that stand around naked with their balls sagging down to their knees are just trying to ruin our day: "Yeah, you're swole and looking good now, but I am the ghost of Christmas future. Your day too will come."
Too funny Bro!
Sounds like you need to change gyms......
Yep 1 more month on this contract then I'm fine with them
LMAO "breathe your nut powder"
What about the two old guys that stand around naked and have a full blown conversation, while they forget to get dressed... Smh...
Get dressed and talk somewhere else man...
man my wife just asked me my im laughing by myself, man couldnt agree more with these 5 rules, they should be printed and taped to the loocker mens room, in the 24fit were i go theres a big posting on steroid side effects right as u go in the shower, would love to put those 5 golden rules.................
Took this today at my gym, I swear they put it up just for me! Lmfao
It's the same type people at every gym.. Where just like them but our nuts are shrink up for the steroids lol we don't need the hair dryer lmao
This should be posted all over our locker room...
AnonThis is said so perfect it is scary how good junkie nailed this down!!!
I always go to the back corner of the locker room to avoid all the naked old bastards. one day I was in my corner getting dressed and this naked old man comes back there, strikes a captain morgan pose on the bench and starts talking to me. I almost threw up! Ive never gotten dressedand got the hell out the gym so fast!
Rule #8 If you insist we share a cubical, a safe word must first be established.
Sounds like the locker room at work too!
RustyhookerYou've been to my gym??
Lol! This dude was butt nekkid. Looked like the fat dude from Borat, nut dusting with leg propped up. I needed eye bleach!
Lmao every gym has the one dude
Rule 7 eyeball my cock once.... shame on you
eyeball my cock twice......... shame on me.
lol
Lmao!
Ha ha did u like it??
rule #6 stop following me around the locker room
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