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HllwdBdBoy
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F*CK ME!

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So I've been out of town working the last cpl wks. I get home this morning feeling pretty fkn good! I do the usual, go through the mail, do some laundry, get some bills paid...
So like I said, feeling pretty fkn good. Actually singing out loud good when a feeling of dread washes over me! I rush to the washing machine (which is already in spin) pull out a damp pair of jeans, reach into the back pocket to retrieve what's left of a $4200 check... Needless to say I'm not singing anymore :(

EDIT
...I DID GET 2 PACKS IN THE MAIL TODAY! THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME WANT TO SING OUT LOUD! Biggrin

Beachbdygrl's picture

That really sucks!!!! Is your title suggesting some one come fuck you to make you feel bette? If so, the ice cream truck is back. I'm sure one of them would love to fuck you! Smile

HllwdBdBoy's picture

When it comes to ice cream truck I'm the fuck-er not the fuck-ee ;)

Beachbdygrl's picture

Lmao...... This is the truth!!!! ;)

RickRock1086's picture

Just wait a few days for a new check, hope you got a budget otherwise you screwed bro! :(

HllwdBdBoy's picture

A reissue isn't a problem but it's gonna take 10 days. It has to route through fkn India
...dont ask : /

HllwdBdBoy's picture

I'm uhmmmm... Human resources ;)

juice 2's picture

Shit me too mine look like shit

iheartyou's picture

That's why you should ALWAYS check your pockets before you put your clothes in the wash. I've been trying to teach my kids that for years!!! I feel for ya though...just a little ;)

HllwdBdBoy's picture

I always dump my pockets and refill them the same way like clockwork. Pull out the fronts then the wallet from the rear right. Everything is returned in reverse order.
...its that damn rear left pocket that seems practically non-existent to me : /

iheartyou's picture

Awwww....well I bet you won't forget the "damn rear left pocket" again!! Keep ya chin up Blum 3

Undertaker's picture

BUMMER. At least it can be replaced.

juice 2's picture

Bro, I feel your pain. My girl washed my shorts with 400+$ of WU money orders to a fake name that I was gonna deposit. Well, thing is it wasn't my money either. So now not only did I not have that money, but I came out of my pocket another 400 which sucked because I was broke as fuck at the time.

swolltroll's picture

ahhhh fuck, stop payment re-issue that fucker, man Id be breakin out in sweats if that happened to me.