+ 2 DO YOU HAVE PPAD?
I think most of us all suffer from this dreaded disorder. It should not be confused with ADD or ADHD, but it does smack of OCD at times.
OK, so what is PPAD? It's “Pre-Pack Anxiety Disorder”. You place an order and literally can't stop thinking about it until it's securely in your hands? It can make you crazier than you already are! If you say you don't suffer from it; you are rare; and I would like a polygraph. There's no shame!
Yes, I suffer from it too! After you make your donation, you really want to call the source and ask if the donation was picked up? Then you have insomnia, not from Tren, but worrying about its arrival! Was it shipped, was it shipped, was it shipped?
Ruminating thoughts compulsing 24/7...oh it's pain! OK product shipped..when will it arrive? When, when, when? Every day is torture!!! 5 days are a year in PPAD terms! This is the :”Theory or Irrelativity” but we can't make time seem to go faster. Where the phuck is Einstein when we need him?
Where oh where has my little pack gone? Oh where oh where has it gone? Isn't that a fairly tale or Nursery Rhyme? Why are guys with huge biceps so worried about a little lamb? I mean pack!
This is an inexplicable disorder unless you suffer from it. And the pain is so incredible. So you try to explain this to a natty and he thinks you're insane! Well he can't relate; cuz creatine is always in the store!
I think all of us have different concerns with PPAD, and we share some of the same. Getting ripped off may be one if its your first order with a new source. Money makes the pack go round? To each his own. I kinda figure it as a percentage thing so its not my primary worry.
Here's my main worry. The postman delivers this to the wrong address with my correct address on it. Uh oh! Lol Then s total stranger opens the pack. UY!!!!!!! Please Mr. Postman deliver da la letter da sooner da better! Oh that was a song before my time from the 50's. Check it out!
Well it's never happened and highly unlikely, but I would deny it anyway. However, that doesn't stop the anxiety till I'm squeezing the pack lol.
OK; so I hope you find this humorous but you know you have PPAD too! Yet we all have different concerns; so let me know yours. I'm curious.
If the OCD gets too intense there are meds to treat it. Maybe I should order those too!
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PPAD?? Something you train puppies to shit and piss on?
lo l I used to use old Newspapers for that!
P2i2tlol most humorous post here. I suffered from this when I first first started ordering.especially when I first started ordering internationally.once in a great while I will get a little over excited for a pack if I have a new compound come in that I am looking forward to try but usually I stop thinking about the order after I place the order until it is at my house.I'll check the tracker once in awhile to see the status but that's about the extent of it.but if something happens to a source or something while I'm waiting for a pack then this case may arise lol I actually have gotten it sent to the wrong house before. Or mailbox I should say.I could not believe it when they walked my pack over to me, and all I could think was they have no clue what the heck they are delivering and walking down the road with to bring me lol good post though bro. I needed a laugh today so thank you
ohh shit. hit it on the head JM happens to me with almost every pack, unless ive used the source numerous times
PankraseBoranAbsolutely brilliant! I honestly keep busy and keep it far away from my mind. I used to think of all the possibilities of what can go wrong, but I was younger and didn't use eroids. Since having experience with eroids I have peace of mind. But, it brings back memories and I'm sure you've hit the nail in the head
For a lot of guys. I really enjoyed reading, thank you.
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Lucky for you, you will eventually outgrow this condition. The majority of your veteran guys don't even think much about it until the pack shows up. On international packs most of us don't even check the tracker for the first week or so because we know it is a waste of time.
I hope so! Does really seem I do have OCD.
Now, you will still develop it in the event of a pack not showing up well beyond TA but that is normal.