Hey kids Ed here. I know it's bee a while since I've been around but it's not because I am mad or have any I'll feelings, it just because I saw that my life was taking a wrong turn and that I needed to maybe go back to church.
"Oh shit Hooker killing Ed in church?"
You bet your ass kids.
I thought, what the hell. All this hooker killing can't be very good for the soul so last Sunday, after building up my courage I decided to go to church and get saved. I called my best friend Goth and told him my plans and he about shit a brick. Goth as you all know hates Church, but being the friend that he is told me of one of his favorites and I decided to go there.
Holy shit kids, I know it's been a long time since I went to church but damn it wasn't like I remembered it when I was a kid.
After a few minutes of craziness I had to pull out my flip phone and record that shit. Holy droopy ballsack batman.
This is what I saw:
http://youtu.be/Y0OBNOAv4J8

Needless to say I'm thinking there is a reason Goth hates church. I think next time I'll try one of those snake bite churches. They don't seem to be as twisted.
All my love, no homo
Ed