Dear Ed, (no homo)

Thank you so much for your recent literary endevours, some of which, if you listen to the chatter in the background ether here in eRoids, cured depression, improved relationships between men and their wives and may in fact have even saved a life. (no homo)

I think it is fair to say your writings have truly educated us here in the forum trenches. Our eyes have been opened by a story of love (no homo), loss, crime, punishment, pain, revenge and fear. We have learned that men can live together (no homo) in a cramped (no homo), sweaty (no homo) environment and create unbreakable bonds (no homo) in friendship (no homo) and brotherhood that rivals the strongest of bonds such as Eminem & Elton John (no homo).

We learned so much... The Hole Game is truly no homo (“no joto”), we saw how far a father will go to save his son (no homo), we learned that pigeon is perfectly acceptable as a protein source, we learned there are many Mexicans in Mexico, that Jesus truly can save you and that not every Felix is a cool guy (no homo).

This said Ed, we need more (no homo). There are many unanswered questions. Too many.
Will Felix get his cumuppance? (no homo)
What happens to Jesus?
What happens to Ed?
What happens to Dad? Holy shit what a fkn legend of a man (no homo)
What happened with Dad and Jesus’ wife?
Where do we go after this epic journey? (no homo)

Ed, the people await your next piece of prose. We need it (no homo). We need YOU Ed (no homo).

Best wishes,

Your adoring fans. (no homo)