I was in a relationship that ended a few months ago, let her stay in the house to many bad memories I didn't want to stay in that place. I moved in with my brother for the time being while I shop around for a new home. Ok so my brother is not athletic, total couch potato. He is constantly teasing me with some of my favorite junk foods, fully knowing i'm on cycle on diet and all that shit is off limits!
Lastnite he went to mom and dads for dinner, and the sum bitch brought back my absolute favorite pie that mom makes. Silk Chocolate Raspberry pie. Now mom knows i'm on diet right now...so why did she make this I wonder?? Managed to not inhale the entire pie or a sliver for that matter which took a lot more will power then I thought it would! So I came to find out that he asked moms to make it even though he doesn't eat it bc there is fruit in it. replace the raspberries with gummi bears and now were talking.
This pushes me over the top, I mean we go back and forth all the time and we get along great, but i'm pist! So I decided to go old school, way back like freshman sophomore year of highschool. I still am kinda in shock that I did this, but anyway I had my morning coffee, and proceded to his bathroom. I removed the lid of the tank and skillfully took a seat on top of the toilet with my feet on the lid. TOP SHELF MUTHA FU^*Ker!! Left him a grade 'A' Trophy turd! I left the lid of the tank slightly ajar and didn't stop laughing for an hour. So i'm curious to hear how others have pranked their siblings bc i'm pretty sure I've started a war and will need to acquire some new ammunition!