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+ 4 A discussion fit for only the most astute of scholars

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I feel that this is a topic Aristotle and Plato had pondered for many nights during their 20yr discourse in Athens.
We are set in modern day USA, the political temperature is balmy like a muggy summer night, the attitudes are abrasive and the club scene is lacking.

You receive a golden invite to a secret gala, known to few but envied by all who have ever heard whispers of such a place.

No one in their right mind would ever turn down such an invite but you also don't have the option, so in essence, it is a summon as refusal means certain death.
You arrive in to this extravagant event and recognize the faces of the most famous and powerful scattered about. The chatter about the nature of this event is undiscernible and shrouded in mystery but the excitement in the air is palatable.

You follow the crowd to a large door where the light becomes blinding as you walk in

when you can see again you are standing in a room with two doors and a sense of dread balls up in the pit of your stomach

The door you entered from is now locked and you must choose a door but before you do, you read the fine print posted carefully on a small placard on each door and it reads.
Door 1 reads:
**If you choose this door, you will have 30 years to bang 50 of the hottest chicks you have ever gazed upon (or dudes, your choice). You get to have sex one time each. You will not be able to masturbate and at the end of the sweet 50 or 30 years (whichever comes first) your dick will fall right off but your sex drive will be at the level of a 17yo and you'll forcefully live for another 20+ years in whatever health you find yourself in.

Door 2 reads:
**If you choose this door, you will bang only the most heinous creatures to have ever walked this earth for 30 years, you'll have an insatiable sex drive and have to sleep with at least 1 of these monstrosities per month but will also have orgasms that will make your knees wobble and a single tear fall from your once care free cheek. You will not be able to get it up for anything else, you'll be allowed to masturbate but only while thinking about the beasts you have slayed previously and for every 100 ogres that falls on your blade, you will be able to sleep with a homely looking 5 without finishing. After your sentence, you will be given 20 years of youth back but your sex drive will be that of the average 80yo.

You have entered this room blindly and now you must make the impossible choice, god speed.

Jayzgainz's picture

Well, I'll be the odd man out here, seeing as if I make it to 80 I still plan on banging like I'm 17. If I have to load up on a gram of test daily then so be it. I'll take door 2 and bang heinous beasts for the next 30. We've all been there and done it. I'll take the great orgasms and afterwards, the 20 years of youth with the wisdom I've gained so far inmy life....I'll make sure to live like a king, with my dick still with me for the journey!

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PhillyMelvin_Smelvin's picture

Thats easy...door # 1. Just gotta find a baddie to eat ya booty for 20+ yrs after u dismember....next question please.

JEX30Sex's picture

Get her to peg your ass too! It's all well in good to get the stim from the outside but just wait till she get's to diggin in there...--

UncleYoked's picture

You may be on to something, way to hack the system. Might just run through that 50 sooner and then become a trans lesbian. 2023 does have it's perks after all.

PhillyMelvin_Smelvin's picture

Thats when u can start competing against women right?

JEX30Sex's picture

Definitely and you'll be called brave and inspirational while doing so. You get to change in the ladies locker room with all those prime athletic bodies...there's almost no down side.

PhillyMelvin_Smelvin's picture

Damn thats got me considering making the change now! And to think, all this time ive been hating on all them forward thinking trannys.....

JEX30Sex's picture

That's a corker buddy. If I had to absolutely choose it would be door #1. It's unfortunate I don't lose my sex drive once my dick falls of though. I guess I would just have to learn tantric meditation or take out my frustration in the gym. Barring that I'm juicing up to the max and dying ASAP. LOL Great post. Love the visuals!

Ninja's picture

Stay in the room and never choose a door --

Makwa's picture

Put a boot over their head and screw them for the kicks

alekaras's picture

Lmao!!

Greg's picture

I'm going back into Plato's cave and just watch the shadows dance.

ONESICK's picture

Next time make a disclaimer to eat a handful of mushrooms before reading lololol

alekaras's picture

Door no 1!!
Better live 10 years as a lion then 30 years as a sheep!!

Pumped_'s picture

Same here, door #1. Ive had my share of banging heinous beasts.

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alekaras's picture

Yes sir!!