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Wife sent this to me yesterday. Thought it was great.

press1's picture

We just had more important things to be doing - like eating our Fish & Chips ROFL

Pumped_'s picture

And new prime minister huh? Less conservative?

press1's picture

Not much gets by you does it mate!! Yep Labour back in power, although at least he is more in touch with the common man than a guy who is married to a Billionaire. Rishi was a muppet.

Pumped_'s picture

We need something like the labour party over here. Get everyone back to work. We are too pro benefits here.

robb's picture

It's handed out for fun over here. You would not believe it, also free houses for life. It's fucking insane, we got 650000 immigrants last year. Guess what they get lol, the whole lot. Free healthcare education grants vehicles massively discounted if you can prove any type of disability. There's amazing counties in Europe but they pass them all to get here where things ain't great. We have a very violent society, I 100% believe on proportion if wed have far worse gun death's than the US. The amount of degenerates here has to be seen to be believed. A Romanian cunt stabbed me in the calf a couple of Friday night back. People turn over nothingness. A glance is enough.
And labour are are way more left than the conservatives so it's not going to get better for them.
An ex of mine was getting £2k a month but in fairness had had major surgeries but carried on claiming when well and worked at her friend's stables cash in hand.
Benefits wise, were the bitch to the worlds desperate and greedy. Only a few year recession or ww3 will ever maybe stop it. Poland are doing it right.

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Pumped_'s picture

Thought we were bad in the USA

robb's picture

It's crazy, mini riot in my city last week. Social services went to see a Romanian family after reports of there baby boy being thrown out of a window.
An hour later a police car was on fire, bus on fire, Romainians rioting and the police running off. The same police that used to deal with the worst soccer hooligans on planet earth are now all bitches. If this happened in my dads day the police would of fucked them all up.
Kids shooting and stabbing eachother. It's lovely in lil England lol.

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press1's picture

I didn't think there was a big benefits culture over there or that you could get away with being lazy, I always viewed the states as being pretty divided between the poor and the rich. If you have nothing then you literally live on the streets over there? We have a huge benefits culture over here, have 1 or 2 kids and you are sorted for life with housing and no need to work Lol These illegal immigrants are making our system way worse too, they are literally invading our country coming over in the rubber inflatables across the channel and being housed in the local towns.

Electrons An More's picture

Oh it’s getting bad, everyone thinks they deserve a handout while they sit on their ass.

Don’t get me started.

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scoobydoo's picture

There are generational welfare families here.

Pumped_'s picture

Systemic

Pumped_'s picture

Thats the same here. If you have 4+ kids and dont work you get the food benefits, housing benefits and health benefits. If you came illegal from mexico you get a cell phone, hotel room and food benefits. The American dream is destroyed with "be lazy and the government should take care of you". When i took custody of my son i was offered a housing certificate and could have been paying $250/mo rent and said hell no because then housing department owns you. Have to show them everything you make, cant have noone stay with you, they can inspect anytime they want and can kick you out for any reason they want. NO THANK YOU, ILL EARN MY KEEP IN THIS COUNTRY

Izzy75's picture

Yum, yum! Man I haven't eaten a good beer batter fish in ages. I really liked eating those on fridays in the early bird special.

press1's picture

Good Quality Fish & Chips can be a thing of beauty lol:

sandman3698's picture

Not gonna lie... That looks awesome!

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SimonM84's picture

Man is that wasabi there ?

press1's picture

Tartare Sauce matey!! You get that over there?

You have it with fish & Scampi etc

SimonM84's picture

Yeah I’ve had this here. I’m on the east coast so it’s pretty common in those states.

scoobydoo's picture

I think he means the green stuff to the left of the tarter sauce.

Pushing Iron 87's picture

Mushy peas

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SimonM84's picture

Ahhhh yess

scoobydoo's picture

I've never seen or heard of mushy peas. Looks interesting. I just looked at a recipe. I wonder if I can get marrowfat peas.

press1's picture

SHIT - YOU GUYS DON'T GET MUSHY PEA'S???!!! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO ....

Ohh Man, its like Robocop food LMAO Gotta have some Mint in there too though - Surely you can buy mushy peas premade in tins in the supermarket?

scoobydoo's picture

Got some.

press1's picture

I can tell this is a BIG thing you are looking forward to isn't it Scooby!! LMAO

Are you going to have them with a Mystery pizza or Fish & Chips - Is the big event going to be held tonight??!

scoobydoo's picture

I think I'll try them on the side with tacos tonight. I might just break into them now. They're sitting next to me on the couch. Lol

press1's picture

That could definitely be a hit or miss scenario with beef, not sure. You'll get the general idea though Lol

scoobydoo's picture

I just had some. Reminds me of pea soup. I added some salsa dip mix I have and they will go excellent with tacos.

press1's picture

LMAO I guess effectively it is!!! Less water and more peas. Pea and Ham soup is a killer.

scoobydoo's picture

These look more like peas instead of mashed like yours. Am I supposed to mash them?

press1's picture

You could do, from a proper Fish & Chip shop they are always more mashed though like the ones in the picture. They just keep reheating that slop all through the week LMAO

SimonM84's picture

Never had them

scoobydoo's picture

Holy shit. There's a grocery store near me that has canned mushy peas. It's a regular grocery store but they do carry some unique products. They have Tim Tams there. Have you ever tried those? It's an Australian biscuit(cookie).

scoobydoo's picture

I'm not a huge fan of mint. Do you add any spices?

press1's picture

No buddy, it often comes with mint flavouring in it if anything. I've never made it from base as such, but have often bought it in tins. Apart from Vegemite we don't tend to get that much Australian food imported here. Marmite (our version) Rocks!!!

Pumped_'s picture

Marmite, mushy peas, food in tins?! Damn i got to get out more. Never heard of any of that over here.

Rosschestzip's picture

Eww, some times I wonder about you press, you got me worried man, that’s what they feed people in a nursing home who can’t chew. Just say it outloud “ A tin of mushy peas” that doesn’t sound too good, kinda sounds like “ a can of smashed assholes”

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press1's picture

@Stokes500 - I need Back up here mate, these MotherFuckers are attacking part of our heritage. No one Fucks with the Mushy peas in Fish & Pippies bro .....

HENCH500's picture

They never lived mate, can’t beat fish chips and mushy peas , tartar source all over that haddock and a couple pickled onions. Takes me back to match days with my old fella, I always only ever seem to get cans of dandelion burdock or shandy from the chippy as well think it’s a nostalgic thing as that what we used to get on match days when I was a nipper

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press1's picture

God yeah I use to love cans of Dandelion & burdock and also the original Bass Shandy they did!! Made you think you were actually drinking alcohol and getting pissed as a kid when in reality you weren't LOL

For the first time ever the other week I bought a jar of Pickled Eggs LMAO Figured I would like them as I like vinegar and eggs, Jesus No Way - I really tried hard to eat 2 pickled eggs but just couldn't do it. The burning of the vinegar in the egg took my mouth to pieces and the rest got thrown away! Lol

Rosschestzip's picture

Fish and chips is great, it’s very very common and popular in my area. Also my hometown it’s big too. Im visit my mother in the next couple weeks and there’s a spot near here that’s got great seafood and I also got fish and chips as a kid there, I’ll have to grab some when I visit. But no soggy mushed pea paste

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press1's picture

To be fair, when I get them these days I never get mushy peas anymore as I realise there is zero nutritional content in them - they are just there to be part of the original meal. I ALWAYS get however curry sauce put on the fish and a bit of the chips - the Chinese Curry sauce is even better but only select places offer that. A lot of the chip shops also offer chocolate Mars Bars cooked in the used fish batter too!! LMAO

Rosschestzip's picture

I just like plain old fried fish with tartar sauce and nothing else on it, but I’ve never tried curry anything so idk. Malt vinegar can be good on the fries but I can’t imagine anything else on the fish. What kind of fish do you guys use? Here it’s usually haddock or cod

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press1's picture

Always Cod or Haddock mate, I usually go with Cod as I like my fish bland Lol A Filet 'O Fish may be calling lol

scoobydoo's picture

Lol

CouricMass's picture

I was a manager at a health food store then a Undermanager at the Dustribustion center for the chain and Mushy peas are not on the order menu my friend.

I genuinely thought you were doing an equivalent of a Power sinus clearing with a Scoop of freaking Wasabi --

Edit: Wait! There were baby food squeeze pounches that had mushed Carrots and peas but none branded for adults and no straight mushed peas

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press1's picture

Tbh matey - Mushy peas aren't worth losing a bollock over, they are nice but are never gonna save the world Angel

Mac12769's picture

Looks like. I can see that work. But I prefer mine with cider vinegar.

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SimonM84's picture

I would try that too