Hello Ladies...
My last post "Ask a Man a Question" seemed as welcome as a turd in a punch bowl. I didn't get a single question from the Ladies, and I'm cool with that. I know you ladies think you have men figured out. I still submit that you have figured out what we want you to have figured out.

Admittedly, Even though I'm sure that I have women figured out as much as any man, I still feel like I'm a work in progress so I come to you ladies for inspiration and guidance.

My Questions to the ladies: (Feel free to answer one or all)

1. I don't like lying to my lady, but I feel like I have to when it comes to roids. How do I keep it honest and real with her, without her judging me and thinking I'm a piece of shit junkie?

2. Nut shrinkage sucks during a cycle for a dude, but in reality do women really notice or care?

3. What do you prefer, a lean ripped dude, a medium ripped dude, or a huge ass roided out dude?

4. How can I show a women that I care without having to listen to her talk about her shitty friends?

5. How can I get out of shopping at the f'ing mall and still show that I care about her capri pants that she just bought.

6. Why the hell do women even wear Capri Pants? Dudes hate them.

7. Farting.. How can I fart around a women and help her appreciate it for what it is?

8. Back Rubs Vs. watching the Notebook: Any better Foreplay ideas besides cleaning the damn house?

9. Armpit hair... I get really grossed out by Armpit hair on a lady. In fact, I dumped a chick once because she got 2 weeks behind shaving, and it seriously grossed me out.
   What grosses you out in a dude?

10. What is the best way to brainwash a women into enjoying UFC instead of the Bachelor?

11. I hate cats and want a dog. Am I better off making the cat dissapear in secret, or is there a better way to substitute the cat for a dog?

12. Why, before sex do women start spouting off a list of changes or improvements that they want a man to make like cleaning up after himself, or start bringing up the last time I lost my temper, yada yada yada, knowing that they completely have control over me? Why not talk about that post sex? I'd rather do that than cuddle.

Even though I have more questions, I'll leave it at that. Perhaps if you are a dude and you are wondering about a few questions that I have asked, maybe you can send a point my way.

I know this doesn't have much to do with roids directly but piece of mind can go a long way when it comes to building muscle.

Peace out..
Ed