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What nobody told me about steroids...

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That in 6 weeks i would start feeling the need to buy new clothes because they are getting tighter around the thighs and shoulders. One wrong move and something gotta give..riiiiiiiiiiiiip. sorry, I farted...nope, that was my shirt. Maybe my clothes shrunk?

That my thighs getting bigger would crush my nuts on occasion and push them odd places..instead of in the down and floating comfortably position

That I get wood at the most random things, at the most random and usually worst moments possible.

That roid rage is very real, but not what people expect. At the gym, I get that fire burning inside me. Outside the gym, I feel very ...what's the word I'm looking for....."ahhhhhhhhhhh"

That I would look at myself in the mirror more than the wicked queen in snow white. Hoping to see the new new bulge (nice bulge, no homo)

That I would read this site every single chance I get.

That seeing "gear" pics is hotter than porn

Shit's getting real!

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eatchicken's picture

i know what you mean bro, none of my work uniforms fit me anymore lol