posted Fri, 06/21/2013 - 08:36
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So my wife said she'd leave me if she found out I was on cycle. Well, it's been about four/five cycles. My boys though, who don't cycle nor know I do, always say, "dude are you juicin"? I just say oh no i wish, just lift and eat. What the hell else can someone say to make it sound and seem legit? Im sure you all have heard the same question, please.
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I do alot of yoga.
Ace Ventura"You don't have to juice with a good diet and the right supplements."
But seriously, I wouldn't juice if I was ashamed of it. I don't really want kids or guys in their lower twenties to know just because I don't want to be a negative influence, and I don't really want my mom to know, pretty much because she just wouldn't understand. Anybody else I'm pretty open with. I still can't stand the judgemental pricks that don't like it, but can't really explain why. Ignorance.
I always say, yeah its great you should try it sometime
xub3rn00dlexCarry around a capri-sun ( because they're fucking delicious ) and when they ask you just whip it out, say hell yeah, and sip. If you wanna be nice then give your spare one to them too, so now both of you can juice!
BigBmajIf anyone asks me I just tell them the truth. I'm not ashamed of using anything.
I have no problem talking about it. I made some business cards and when people ask me how I've gotten in such good shape I say schedule an appointment. That way I get a feel for what their goals are and if its a conservative person I tell them I have a doctor they could schedule with. If its someone who I think can put anabolics to good use, I charge $60 an hour to regurgitate everything you guys have taught me.
Thanks for that by the way.
No I use cell tech!
i always use the response, "my top three fears are snakes, heights and needles. Couldnt do it" They usually leave you alone after that.
You can also look them in the eye and say "what the fuck is that supposed to mean? HULK SMASH!" and pick up the nearest (anything) and throw it across the gym. Thatll keep em guessing.
I found in life the less people that may know if you are doing something "illegal" or something not deemed "right" in todays society the better you are. people can be angry and not happy with their own lives so they will throw anyone under the bus!
I tell them no, but since I gained size I may say i played with some PHs.
My lady partner thing will ask why I'm getting hairier. I told her that it's because I have multiple male room mates and just being around each other and being men makes me manly. Plus we have massive butt sex orgies.
tread-mI say "yup"
I useally go with "oh yeah I start off every day with a big bowl of steriod-O's and milk!" Useally they just laugh and that's the end of it haha!
I say... NO brother!.. but just fkn imagine what i would look like if i was lmaoooooo
Tuna and creatine mono shakes... tastes like shit!... but if you wanna look like me GIT SUM! lol
I go with: "It's all hard work and god given genetics". Got that one from an arnold interview, which was later copied by brock lesnar.
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"creatine and peanut butter"
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"100 carrots/celery sticks a day" substitute with your fav veg.
I tell them I juice everyday morning, afternoon , and night. I also tall them that I make my own homemade juice. I have cranberry, orange, grapefruit, and apple, currently in stock iethey are interested.
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i just admit it and say yeah i am you want some? $400 for ten mls- haha or i say mind your own fkn buisness you little prick or i will flip out and hurt you, my mate said to a guy last week when asked if he was on or if he can get some- whats your name mate? suchh and such- alright such and such your gone im a cop! lmao
is aus I bet people would pay 400 a vial lol
well to be honest that is not unheard off!! I spoke to a guy last night who paid $750 for ten mls of sust and ten mls of deca!!!!! I got a guy that sells in my area $200 for ten mls of whatever, but that's why I love eroids!!!
I was in a meeting and knocked a chair over when I was sitting down. Some douche asked if it was roid rage. Normally I'm prepared but I was speechless and pissed. That situation is still bothering me.
Haha I get that question alot, I just say alot of chipotle and push-ups lol
Haha I get that question alot, I just say alot of chipotle and push-ups lol
A LOT of very good advice here. Good Lookin Out!
I stay sarcastic..."gummy vitamins and creatine + pop-tarts post work-out"
I loved pop-tarts so much that I just had to tell my girl to stop buying them because their so damn good. I'd eat a box in a day.
lol, they used to be my downfall. The bastards started making chocolate peanut butter flavored poptarts, WTF!!!!
I like the way you think.
I keep it pretty simple. I say I finally learned how to cook, got tired of waiting to be fed properly. I get a half laugh and interest for about two seconds into my nutrition speech then they're bored.
If it is someone that I dont know, like some of the random morons at the gym, I will counter by asking them a very personal question that is none of my business like...
Whats your address?
How much money do you make? ....
They usually get the idea.
I've done this and find that it just creates more suspicion. So now I go with "100 carrots a day diet"
make up some shit about crossfit and carb cycling, throw in some fancy terms. the part about the wife sets off some alarm bells though on both counts of a) hiding something that serious from your partner and b) the fact your partner would leave for JUST this reason
maybe some unsolicited advice here, just by $0.02
NEVER tell anyone what you do in private. It would be like telling all your buddies and your wife..."Hey I spanked my monkey today around 2pm to some great porn clips I found on the internet"...Keep it in a safe and only you know the combo kinda like your brain. Tell No One! I have seen a lot of relationships end including married couples. If your husband or wife is not open to do research with you to learn some key benefits to hormones then I suggest you take it to the dirt.
I usually laugh and say yeah right, Im too much of a pussy to inject myself or say something about me not liking drugs as Im against smoking and lots of other drugs so people assume I wouldnt use steroids.
My close friends and stuff that dont know (other than family who ill never tell) I just say not yet I have thought about it. I just tried a prohormone though.
AnonIve said " quite frankly Im flattered that you think I look good enough that Id be using steroids "
Ive also said, " Im already angry enough, dont need roid rage in my life "
WeatherwedBy the way most guys ask because they want to here a YES so they can walk away with an excuse for why they dont look as good. You can confirm this by explaining your diet and work out plan- watch their eyes gloss over with boredom.
WeatherwedIve used them all. My favorite is " Nah- ive seen the infomercials but I cant imagine sitting around juicing vegetables all afternoon- just seems a little queer".
If they ask if im "on something" Ill go into a really ignorant sounding rant about how i dont take anything from GNC because who knows what kind of chemicals or steroids they could be putting in.
The more ignorant you sound about the subject the believable you'll be.
BigBmajI couldn't be married to a woman like that.
Got some stuff at gnc, made my balls shrink but I feel good
"Naw man, Ive just been taking creatine+(some bs buzzword, lets say acai berry) shakes around workouts, and eating clean"
You all are awesome, thx for advice. Bro I never even thought of the legal ramifications if it goes south. I already have an ex who has used stuff from childhood. nasty good lookin out
Whinny like a horse and say a little... LOL
just say I eat lots of steak and potatoes lol
I always say I set goals and exceed them. I want to win and if you don't welcome to mediocrity.
my usual response when someone asks me what I'm on is "dude my body is a walking chemical factory" that shuts them up and I walk off but won't help you out. my ex used to pin me in the ass then tried using it against me in a custody battle so I know the concern If your worried legally chances of a court order test are low in a civil case
I always say never give up what you love for anybody or anything.
Thanks TED and bigj. Yes most of them don't do a damn thing gym wise. Good your lady is supportive. Mines very young. Couldnt keep away from that hot stuff. Oh well. My one friend kinda knows, and just says... what r u doing prison work outs? All I say is yeah thats it. He knows. Whatever! Can u blame a guy for wanting to be a Champion!?
yea i usually just start talking diet and about how much i eat daily and they usually just smile and walk away...not the answer they were looking for
IT sounds like she is against cycling. I wouldn't agree with it being grounds for divorce, but women are crazy so who knows. Usually people can tell your taking something when you put on 20 pounds in a month. That's the same thing I tell people. I lift and eat a lot. Only a few close friends and my girlfriend know. Which im lucky I have a very supportive girl. I would just laugh it off and say thanks. A lot of your average people think your juicing because your bigger than them. But that's because they don't do shit, in my eyes I feel small compared to a lot of the monsters out there.