This guy! Sheesh
Let me start off this rant by saying Happy holidays family eroidians!
Ok, so while at work I work with this female in her 40's, not bad looking, but just not my type. This woman is married and is messing with this security guard at my job, which is married also.
This security guard comes by to see her on the daily, so we make small talk and I continue reading or watching bodybuilding.
Here's where the problem is he always has something slick to say about bodybuilding. He makes jokes about how your penis will shrink the more you lift. I brush it off and reply " how do you know are you a penis expert?" He continues to look stuff up on the Internet about shrinkage and continue to try to prove his point. He's one of those guys that always has to be right!
I hit every angle of niceness with this guy and try to explain to him my bodybuilding passion to divert his stupidity.
Quite frankly I'm on cycle and would love to pound his face in but, I'm at work and have to remain professional.
So, I just reply and say " ok, bro I'm done talking about this with you. " He replies " are you mad, I'm just messing with you." Granted this is the second conversation about this topic we've had each time for more than 30 mins, both times with me trying to be nice, but change the topic. I feel confident about my size but, get aggravated with this guy's bs.
My question to Eroids is how would you handle this?
Am I over agitated because of the juice?
Is he just showing off, because of the girl I work with?
Should I just ignore the guy every time he talks to me?
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we bodybuilders dont have the time to argue with stupidity.
i would have pointed out a couple things.
if hes no unhappy in his own life he needs to bash others id feel sorry for him
also, spending the time to look up info about make organ shrinkage is just odd, perhaps you may know a gay guy (not that i have anything against them) and he doesnt even spend this much time looking at the male "member"
Yea, fortunately for me he came by today and the female wasn't there, so he left. Also that security company's contract has been revoked, which means he won't be working for my hospital anymore, starting next week. KARMA. ;)
Like the old proverb says " Argue with a fool and he will be right in his own eyes." The above sentence you wrote says it all, you can't when if that is true. Because he is not looking for truth just to be right at all cost.
I suppose on a humorous side you can say this because clearly his comments are directed towards you since there are not a bunch of bodybuilders around. Say this "You know I am so glad to here this about bodybuilding shrinking your penis because mine is so awkwardly long and fat, it really doesn't match the rest of my body. Even though I have been bodybuilding it is still way out of proportion so thanks for the hope that this will work
Great come back, hahah!
Ask him if he thinks his wife would like to see the pictures of him and your coworker
Ask him what he thinks about girls fucking around on their guy? Then maybe slip in that if a girl will cheat she won't cheat with just you.
Yeah he is a douchebag we definitely know that. 2nd little dick himself is trying to impress the girl. 3rd this cock smooch obviously feels inadequate about his own manhood to be making such derogatory statements in front of you.
Now that we know this how do we handle it? 1st a bitch smack to the face would be priceless but we both know that is going to end badly.
So let's just go with what he is saying and turn it around on him. "Oh wow I didn't realize that by being a body builder your cock shurnk. So how many guys have you fucked that had shrunken dicks?" Well being that you are so concerned about the small cock I thought you had first had knowledge. Lol I'm just kidding big guy. It's OK no no I don't think that you are gay. I mean being so concerned about cock size n all .
2nd just ask are you interested in seeing what my cock looks like? I mean for obvious reasons you certainly are implying that you may be interested.
3rd ask the girl in front of him is he that interested in cock when you all are together?
Letting him see that this is bothering you is going to cause him to do it more. Unless you can just turn it around on him and make this obsession make him look like a fag. It's going to piss him off but I guarantee that you start saying shit like this makes him look gay he will stop.
This approach, I love it. Perfect response! Golden!
Hey do it if you don't think he'll report you after verbally ass raping him.. I've seen these types get seriously ass hurt and pull that.. they can dish it out all day but never take it well lolol. that's the only reason I wasn't jumping to talking shit back.. and if his bottom bitch likes him enough she'll cover for him over you o-O
Damn true thought, you speak truth.
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When is the last time talking shit to someone solved anything anyway. I say meet it head on and deal with it.
I grew up around what once was a bunch of old mining towns with a load of small minded fucks where there is an old school mentality of 'a man's man is a hard man, a fighting man. On the construction site for example, if your a young kid or your just starting out you better be able to take the onslaught of abuse and piss taking coming your way and either fire it straight back or suck it up and take it on the chin like it ain't shit or it ain't ever gonna stop raining insults.
If this guy at your work is truly affecting you, responses like that is only letting him know he is getting to you and is showing him you can't hang in that heated social environment he is creating by digging away at you.
A firm fucking word in his ear one on one is required at this point. I would let him know in a respectful manner , no smiles or niceties involved just straight down the line that his passive aggressive bullshit stops as of right fucking now.
Really hope you get this dealt with friend, I hate to hear of situations like this. guys like that have usually never been put in their place and have been allowed to have their own way far too long.
We must have the same parents................. thats just my style.. ALWAYS.
That can't be true or else I would have unlocked the elite Viking genetics by now LoL.
lol... im nothing special bro, i just have the work ethic of a rhino..... i thrive off self challenges
One thing you have to remember is that for some reason the guys that are jealous of you, feel like you HAVE to probe them something. But at the end of the day is just as simple as knowing that you are what they WISH to be
Very true, great advice.
GearofWarSounds to me like he wants to throw out the "You're juicing" accusation. But he doesn't dare so he's passive aggressively taking jabs at you with the "shrinking dick" comments, etc, IMO. He's baiting you to see if he can drag it out of you because just as you've pointed out he's "one of those guys that always has to be right" and now he's determined to be right about you using gear. Motherfuckers hitting the big bottle of Haterade hard is all. Sounds like a douche I work with. The guy who was fuk'n with me got put against a wall with a forearm across his throat before he finally let it go. And trust me, I'm no tough guy, but all some people understand are threats and violence.
Yea, I felt that's what he was getting at too. No biggie though, hatoraide defently. Haha, because the girl I work with said in front of him "wow look at his muscles" and continued rubbing my arm. She said to him " he's in the gym and when he gets other people here fit too you will be jealous. " This is when he said that slick comment!
How old is this guy? Ive seen waves of people thinking theyre trolls and trying to take it to the next level by trolling irl.. the "you mad" comment is a dead give away youre being trolled.. showing youre agitated is just feeding the troll too. You could report him for sexual harassment.. if he shows no signs of stopping.. I wouldnt talk shit back at work unless youre okay with risking your job over something petty
This guy is in his late 30's and I'm in my early 30's.
Wow. U need to put that fker n his place. Really good. Not only is that harassment. But, it's sexual harassment at the work place. Ask him if his wife knows if he is having an affair w the lady from work. Tell him if he says, one more word bout ur cock, ur gonna shove it down his throat. Then he will know how little it really is. Don't put up w that man. Especially at work !
Haha, awesome response!
Best thing is to go along with it, it'll throw his dumbass off so he'll most likely stand there thinking "what the fuck" once you say ya my Dick shrunk, but for some odd reason it still bigger then yours. Or just ask him if he gay LOL
Next time this muppet sprouts off, just tel him, "Bodybuilding doesn't shrink a mans dick as much as a jealous husband with a carving knife and a pair of pliers does".
If nothing else it'll make him think twice about ribbing you. He won't know who'll be around the next time you give advice on his extra marital activities, Mate.
Just an option for you, of course
valhallas bestmost people that talk about other people having small penises usually means they have a a small dick... kinda like when u didi something and u know u did it but nobody knows and they question you and u get over defensive....
my conclusion, anybody who gets angry and starts fights at places are just mad because they have a small penis.
ClassyChassisSupposedly, the length of a man's erect penis is the same as the length from his wrist to the tip of his middle finger. Now I can't speak for anyone else, but interestingly, this is accurate for me. I do know that when I announce this at a male gathering, a lot of guys put their hands in their pocket in a hurry. Ha.
Maybe if this security guy has small hands the OP might want to bring this up.
valhallas bestHahahahahah
ClassyChassisI'd just say, "Dude, I'm sick of your yapping. I have zero interest in your idiotic opinions and statements, therefore do not speak to me again." I'm sick of you wasting my time with your inane display of ignorance."
Then just ignore him after that. It doesn't matter when or even if he ever gives up, because you have already dismissed him from your life. From that moment on anything he says is about as meaningful as anything your chair might have to say to you.
Had a guy tell me once "in my younger days" at a party that bodybuilders have little dicks. Well not only did I have juice in my ass but I had a pint of fighting cock in my blood! The whole night this fat ass kept making comments like ,"little pecker, shrimp dick" till finally I had all I could take and the "fighting cock" came out. I pulled down my pants and whipped it out, jump across the room, and gave his face a "dick beaten", no joke. The crazy thing was that everybody else was sick of hearing this guys mouth too and two guys held him down while I made my point and oh yeah he was a screamer too, cried like a baby. The guy apologized the next day. You might need to drink a pint of fighting cock, lol
PS, no homo
I think the twat just has penis on the mind
valhallas bestpunch him in the dick@!@
Put that rent-a-cop in his place. He married and messing with a married woman, he deserves to be taken down a few pegs. Cheaters are cowards.
If the girl is present, I'd imagine she is playing a factor. It could all be ended with a quick conversation. It always sucks in a work environment because someone always feels awkward after, if not both. I'd just address that you don't insult what I do and we're cool.
Ace VenturaYou're just agitated because you're not a good shit talker. I'd tell him it doesn't even make sense that your penis would shrink. Maybe your balls, but I have plenty of room to spare in that department. Plus, who the hell goes around showing off their balls?
Is the guy fat? Is he small and/or skinny? He's more than likely just lazy and he uses these foolish comments as an excuse to not get off his ass and control the way his body looks instead of just letting it happen.
This should be a very easy situation to overcome. Recently a friend of mine said "He doesn't need steroids, he's already ripped." I replied "Most scrawny people are." Don't be so sensitive, and practice your trash talking skills.
I was never a good shit talker, I explained that your penis is a muscle as well. This guy isnt fat, but never worked out a day in his life. This is something I take seriously because of my passion of working out, after all the shit talking he says " How much muscle are you trying to gain" , I say " Im done talking about this topic." He says little slick stuff like, " what would your wife think if you shrink?" He's the type that makes jokes and looks around at people for conformation and laughs.
I need some shit talking school or something. haha
Just tell him my wife as well as yours and your mom are fine with it as I have room to spare motherfucker now jump off before I smack you with it...
Ace VenturaLol, I agree. It's understandable that you'd get frustrated with him, but you'll never win (no pun intended) that way.
Yep, skinny kids with abs are like fat chicks with big tits.
Offer to grab a drink after work and your picking up the tab. When you get there smash his face into the bar. Or you could just ignore him lol.
Yes. I like this idea ! Some people just need a go ole ass kicking sum times.
I like the first part. haha! Then I could say hey" working out isnt shrinking me,but that bar is damn sure swelling your face up." haha
aylmejorAsk him how he really feels. Clearly covering up some insecurities.