Forum: Steroids make you crap in bed and your dick shrink! ~Skitzoboy, 2012

Skitzoboy

posted Sun, 02/19/2012 - 11:05

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Steroids make you crap in bed and your dick shrink!

This is the case according to my dads mate. He worked as a doorman for many years and in this time had a conversation with a very promiscuous woman who told him this.

I was out having breakfast with him and my dad at the time and was struggling not to burst out laughing and to keep a straight face. He was utterly convinced.

I was just wondering what else anyone here has heard? There must be more.

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iron-slv72
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04/08/2012 - 06:07

LOL< Last night my chick was blowing me and told me whatever I am taking is working. She said I was much bigger. The problem I have is for some reason my left nut goes inside everytime I am on gear, only left side though. LOL, probably need HCG.

Mr.flex
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04/08/2012 - 01:34

Just say its not your dick that gets smaller its your balls.. And if your balls get smaller then that makes your dick look bigger haha.. You still win!

Skitzoboy
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02/23/2012 - 16:35

I just saw the shortened version on YouTube. Hilarious!

~~Anon~~
02/22/2012 - 08:39

it is featured in bigger faster stronger.. sometimes when I want a good laugh i go and watch it over and over again..

miller251
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02/22/2012 - 05:20

My girlfriend said to me the other your dick seems really fat my head grew. More test please

~~Anon~~
02/20/2012 - 16:53

the one where Ben affleck punches his woman in the face and then falls on the floor and chugs all his pills..?? I laugh my ass off every time I see it..

manlytt
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02/19/2012 - 19:50

Make your hands grow like andre the giant and give you a deformed head. That's what I heard about hgh. What about it tread?

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manlytt
02/19/2012 - 20:20

Lol...maybe 10 iu's from now on. Seriously once you get jaw pain in a blast its time to back off a bit. I have worked my way up to jaw pain before in a big blast and just back off an iu but you cruise it at about 2 IMO between cycles because it really can be dangerous in wreckless hands. My hands are big but they just came with the penis, its that thing like your foot fits between your wrist and arm bend and your hand is the size of your face you know? No homo

7gothic
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02/19/2012 - 15:18

The only time steroids made me crap the bed was when there was a knock on my door and I looked out the window over my bed and saw a bunch of cops with shotguns surrounding my house.
Turns out they were looking for an armed robber who had a car like ours, but I was convinced they were here because someone on eroids was mad that I downvoted them.

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7gothic
02/22/2012 - 05:38

I always try to hold it so I can crap in the squad car. Just throw on some sweats as the guy on the speaker starts talking so they are easy to pull down with cuffs on. Theres plenty of time brother, they still have to call Bruce Willis and all sorts of legistical shit so be calm and prairie dog it till the arrest. I try to slam 3 or 4 protein shakes and throw back a can of refried beans and a can of corn during the wait....too far?

JOEDIEZ
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tread-m
02/23/2012 - 11:05

Tread, my brother, just noticed you changed it to your baby picture for us. not so scary looking now are ya, ya cute little thing. hahaha

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JOEDIEZ
02/23/2012 - 11:24

All the Moms always wanted to hold me and squeeze my cheeks and nuts...it was adorable! I miss it....

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7gothic
02/19/2012 - 20:50

Well if BFG would give all the cops here special badges/user tags, we would know who they were,........so we could avoid that type of thing happening again.................just sayin.

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~~Frankie~~
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02/19/2012 - 12:06

well infact the most common steroid (testosterone) will do the exact oppisite

test will increase RBC leading to more blood cells leading to bigger doners and a very high sex drive

vocor
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Frankie
02/20/2012 - 13:33

yeah smaller dick? ha. You are right on the side effect has been an even bigger dick due to consistent super firm erections with less effort/motiavation. A win-win for all parties concerned.

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Frankie
02/19/2012 - 12:09

Are we talking blood donors or...? Lol is the sex during the donating process cuz this is all sounding good, are there frequent donor miles? I found an increase in RBI's too btw. Bigger faster stronger brother...

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tread-m
02/19/2012 - 12:22

lmfao ..

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indabasement
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02/19/2012 - 11:58

Was that the Aaron Henry story!!!?? That shit was classic. Made me want to run even more!

KMC
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02/19/2012 - 11:35

They make you want to go into politics.,............?? .....Wait,.........:-(

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GURU
02/19/2012 - 11:11

They make you have sex constantly. I laughed my ass off when I heard that! Well...then I used them and, yeah that one is true.

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tread-m
02/19/2012 - 12:10

And when wifey gives out it will make u find some motivation for "alone time"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfkiKOCgWfc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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tread-m
02/19/2012 - 11:46

When I told some of my close friends that I was on cycle one of them's response was "haha man your dick is going to shrink at least a good 3 inches". I told him well shit now at least we will be the same size! BOOOOOOOOM!