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+ 2 New Year's Blues and Injection site cleanliness.

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Hey kids, Ed here.
Holy shit, am I the only one here who hates the gym right after the new year?
I lift at a semi private gym at 5 Am in the morning and holy shit if I still don't get my share of douche bags wanking each other on the bench presses.
They come in with their fat ass cut off t-shirts revealing flabby bat-wings as they sit on a bench to rest while their 10 lb dumbells sit on the bench next to them so they don't have to bend down and get their weights, as they talk about cycling Clen and winny to "cut up".
They always want to talk, they always want to be your buddy. They always want to do curls 6 inches away from my bench when I'm doing fly's.
Holy shit! Wipe the effing equipment down when you are done!
So I'm sitting here in my jetted tub, just finished my workout that took 20 minutes longer than normal, had to add a half cup of bleach to the tub so I wont feel the creepy crawlies all day after lifting with the filthy resolutionists. The only glimmer of hope that I had today is they fact that there was a new girl at the gym who was actually hot. You don't see that at 5:00 am very often.
I digress, this leads me to my steroid related discussion....
Bleach in the tub to help prevent abcesses.
I've had a few abscesses in my day and I read something and tried something and I've found that adding a half cup of bleach to the tub every morning has really eliminated abcesses.
I pin afterwards and I'm clean...very little chance for cross contamination and I just feel good. I always smell good but this helps me smell even better during the day.
Be careful if you have sensitive skin and test before you use beach it could seriously burn your ass if you are a pussy. Start with a quarter cup and see where it takes you.
This doesn't eliminate the need to use alcohol wipes to pre-clean the injection sites and the rubber stopper, but it does lower your risks of cross contamination.
Give it a shot, you may just like it as much as monster 666's mom likes my weiner.
All my love, no homo
Ed

Deathpool's picture

I have not heard that name in years, as in monster666. Love your posts Ed, never know if there srs or not lol.

All my love, all homo:)

kibby's picture

I use dettol in the bath the one for cuts/grazes it's non bleach but does the trick and you won't come out of the tub looking like Michael Jackson lol

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cdyrdes's picture

Been doin this for years, well actually in my little corner of the world it's common practice in most house holds

shawn0712's picture

I'm definitely curious. But I'm not ready for a acrotum burn yet...
I dated this Asian girl, and she talked me into letting her veet me. Burned the sac horrible. But I'll definitely look into this.
How is monsters mom these days? Haven't heard much of her for quite some time now.

zeusmarada's picture

Lads, is there a non-bleach alternative to this (that wouldn't smell like shit, like vinegar or something) that one could add to a bath?

(I'm guessing Ed is talking about a hot tub at his gym, but the idea of hygiene is SO FUCKING IMPORTANT.)

Can salts be used? Or rubbing alcohol? I seriously have never thought about this subject, ever, so it's cool to discuss.

Lads, thoughts?

Engineereddisaster's picture

No, I'm talking about my own hot tub that I drain my fill fresh every morning.
Yes vinegar would likely be effective if you are looking for cleanliness, but not in the anti-aging Dept. That and vinegar would turn you into a douche. Smile

Oh, I wouldn't recommend any of this for the ladies. It might get rid of that "not-so-fresh feeling" for a little while but I think would do more harm in the southern regions than they would like.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Are you Circumcised bro........... or have you got a "hoody" to keep that bleach of your laughing tackle ???

i once got some after shave on my owd chap and wasnt pleasent.......... fk knows i think bleach would melt my bellend.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol, yeah my trunk has been trimmed to perfection.
It's diluted bleach man, like swimming in a pool. :).

Makwa's picture

tub full of bleach is good for bacne also but beware, it will turn your skin bright white. Don't use that generic bleach either, all that does is make your skin red and itchy.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Yes you don't ever want to use generic or scented bleach. I would never go over a half cup and I use a big jetted tub.

Pale's picture

I don't know bro, this sounds insane.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol, could be as insane as taking a needle and injecting a substance that was created by someone who you don't know. :).

Pale's picture

Maybe..

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol give it a go brotha! Start off with 1/4 cup and see where it takes you. :). It's kind of addicting.

The Impastable's picture

What's worse is I'm genuinely unsure if Ed is being serious or sarcastic. Lmao.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol, I guess that's up to ones best judgement.

Engineereddisaster's picture

A little bit of country and a little bit of rock and roll. Smile

fusebox's picture

More like a little off my rocker and a little on. Oh but that's you in general. Smile

And that's a full on No Homo smily

The Impastable's picture

I'll stick to my Disney Frozen Princess lavender scented bubble baths, me thinks.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Come on pasta, you never know until you try. Smile

The Impastable's picture

I'm googling this shit right now because you've genuinely got me curious about this being an actual thing.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Here you go.
It its in the huff post it has to be legit...

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4278058

The Impastable's picture

Lmao, apparently a lot of people swear it helps with certain skin conditions.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Hell yeah,
Google: Bleach bath for anti-aging
Bleach bath for staph

Bleach baths for erectile curvature correction. Lol

Pale's picture

I am having the same difficulty with this post. lol

MedDx's picture

Everytime i see u on, all i can think about is bull riding....lol

Engineereddisaster's picture

Damn, what happened to Med? He always seemed like a solid?

Engineereddisaster's picture

I can tell you where the girl thing will go right now. :).
Man, I'm an old dog chained with a thick chain to the porch. Won't go any further than me not farting around her when she's lifting. Smile