Ive been out the game for a minute... really need advice
Long story short for like 6-7 years i havent worked out hardly at all. I want to know if you guys can recommend a cycle for me of some non suppressing stuff. Sarms suppress so they are out of the question but im pretty sure, by now, there are more options and im hoping to get filled in about them please. I got a bow flex coming soon (brand new). I'ma be working out all day in short bursts till i get back in shape. What kinda workouts should I do on a light diet of eggs tuna rice etc simple cheap and tasty shit with protein in it. I dont wanna fart around with all that powder and shit. I got tired of drinking that shit man. I might buy some amino acid powder though and instead of smoking ill only dab or eat it in a mct oil (super saturated). I want more energy but i dont wanna feel any brain fog i need clean energy and i cant have anxiety. I was thinking about that tb500 shit or something to enhance my recoveries but i remember reading tb500 can cause cancer or something so never tried it. I don't want to try hgh because my hands and fingers are already fat enough. ive tried igf1 but it never helped much. just kind of lost all hope when I hurt my shoulder doing a burpee all-natural no stuff, I need to get my body to where i can do the burpee without injury. I have bad knees can't run at all it immediately starts inflaming my knee joints and it lasts for days to weeks. I can still do lunges that part of my knee is fine. I was lunging 145 across my back all natural before the shoulder injury. my left biceps a little ripped from injuries in the bast so its weaker than the right but other than that body's fine just fat as fuck. i mean I'm not super fat but i have a gut from beer and vodka. I've been weening myself off of the alcohol because I know that alcohol is not good at all for body building especially if I'm taking something metabolized by the liver so... I suffer from adrenaline burst and anxiety so if there is anything that might help with that too i would very much appreciate it. Im down to 4% vodca water on ice at the moment and im ready to quit for good once the bowflex gets here ima give myself till next month to figure out what I need to buy to enhance my efforts!!! help me if you can xD
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/sorry for late reply i bought my sister a mic and mom went on vacation so i had to wait but bowflex is on the way... shall i post some hemeroid pics? bloody popped alcoholic hemeroids? HAHAHA dude that was fugged up have you no decency? :x
I keep coming back to this. " I hurt my shoulder doing a burpee all-natural no stuff, I need enhancement to do the burpee" is SO FUNNY. I keep forgetting that there's a lot of people who think you can get Olympia level jacked just doing push-ups and sit-ups.
You actually read all of this? I can't make it past the first couple sentences lol
Dude push through it. It's like a Magic Eye, once you can decipher what he's saying it's peak level comedy. "I'm gonna get a bowflex and use it here and there throughout the day". It's like he doesn't know what steroids are or what bodybuilding is.
unfortunately, I just noticed the pic below lol
He's advertising his OF
May cause hemorrhoids too, this is mine during its last flare up. It’s gotten better though, use preparation h topical alongside with the suppositories, this is valuable advice you’re getting here.
You Sick Cunt!!! I am just about to eat my Toast and crumpets too
Kinda looks like a fat girls hidden clit....
Or your birthing a premature baby...
Or thats herpes...
Or your telling the truth about hemorrhoids.
Post a video of u pushing that thing back in while flexing your bicep.
2k karma.. must be true.
Ya Ive heard tren pairs well with vodka and a Bowflex. Same guy invented all three. @FartDracula
Fuuuck thats good shit!! Looked it up and it checks out...
You're gonna casually workout with a bowflex to get back into shape and you need steroids but not any that suppress you...I....fuck it just do Tren.
Wanna see my dick?
Post it up dude. This dude is needing all the motivation he can get
He’s serious, he’ll do it!!!
(Please don’t do it)
I did worse, maybe worse…
Ranger3252I’d like to help you, but all I could think about was Billy Madison reading that.
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Whats the actual question? All i got is
1. New bowflex coming
2. On vodka
3. Dont like SARMs
4. You dab weed
5. Dont like HGH
6. Dont like protein shakes
7. Bad knees, shoulder and bicep
8. Aint quitting drinking till new bowflex comes
9. Fat as fuck
10. Havent worked out in 7 years and want to juice up
Missed the question what you are asking in that list
'He was reading about that tb500 shit or something but doesn't want cancer either ....
Might as well add the on the list of the other millions things we do that "may" cause cancer. The only legit question is he wants something that will help with his adrenaline bursts and that you hit some weights for.
Ranger3252Thanks I was pinning my daily cut stack and was reading your post and completely missed my vent I laughed so hard.
Bro… the way you sat there and actually read and deciphered that post like it was the Da Vinci Code?
You deserve a medal … I gave up halfway through.
Respect, you’re built different!
Haha.
I'm fuckin dying laughing
And those are his words not ours.
Yeah.... creatine, dhea and zinc I guess.?.... this is one of the weirdest posts.
Can you rewrite this with some paragraphs lol? Very hard to understand wants going on as is.
<3 ill do a rewrite with out the rant
LMFAO!!! Yeh it gets tedious doesn't it
I asked chatGPT to sum it up in an image for those of us hard of reading
<3 lol
Hahahaha. That Bowflex infomercial really got him inspired
Lmao
Probably focus solely on losing weight at the moment. Losing a significant amount of body fat would have you feeling a lot better.