posted Wed, 09/05/2012 - 12:10
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Insufflalex HLE – World’s First Snortable Pre-Workout Supplement
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WTF!?!?! A snortable pre-workout!? lol I kinda wana try it to see how it feels i bet you can feel it faster than drinking it. What do you guys think of this?
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tread-mNo brother this stuffs been out a long time its not new. I remember years ago some guy on the corner ,a vendor I suppose, say as I walked by "yo whachoo need". Poor guy seemed sick he was sniffing a lot and sales must have been slow, he seemed tattered you know? Its was strange shortly after there was a lady as me "you need a date"? Can't remember what neighborhood I was in or I'd go back and check on them to see if sales ever picked up. Pretty handy stuff though he had a snort version as you mention here and a smoke version, guy said it goes great with yo casein at night bruh, so, yeah sounds interesting. Keep us updated please.
AnonIm not going to even bother wasting my money on something like this lol
cdaddy7Your that guy that would sign up for experimental trials on humans
wtf?! Look at the first two ingredients... lactose and polonium. I googled polonium "A rare and highly radioactive element with no stable isotopes".. lol... Snort some radiactive milk !! Makes you muscles grow, and glow!!!
zewiLMAO!!!!!!
lol...i dont know how i missed this shit earlier. "Bottle contains dosage measuring dipper and insuffalation conduit" so its pretty much like they are giving you a razor blade and a straw
I'm going to buy some and sell it in small bags
Can't wait for version 2...you can smoke it with a crack pipe.
Lmfao
CleyonI've already found it, it's called "crack cocain", from what I hear you have insane amounts of energy and it lasts the whole workout. Some studies have shown it to be addictive, but I don't know if I believe it.
lasts the whole workout? what crack you smoking bro? this is what approximately 30 min of crack in a gym would be like. 0-3min, smoke crack in bathroom. 3-6 sit in bathroom stall and buzz out for a little bit. 6-15 walk around with a huge shit eating grin staring at all the hotties on the cardio. 15-18 start scratching your face and making sure you have a couple more rocks left in your pocket. 18-20 keep checking to make sure you have rocks left. 20-21 ARE THERE ROCKS LEFT?!? OK GOOD HERE THEY ARE 21-24 smoke more rocks in the bathroom. Haha i don't see where you'd have time to weight lift.
Hmmmm....guess I'm gonna have to mosey on down to my local GNC and see if they've got it in stock. Could have potential as a cutter to boot.
BostonLmfao! Unreal. Spotmebro labs. Str8 comedy. Line it out!!!
I wonder what happens if you bang it.lol
Back in ww2 the German Olympians used snortable supps.
it was called crystal meth.
LOL i half expected to see a theonion.com reference in there.
"Early users ... prefer to use Insufflalex HLE directly before intense sets. The duration of effects range from 10-15 minutes"
so basically you've got to cut out a rail and snort 1g of powder before every major workout. Yeah, that wouldn't look strange to anyone in the gym or anything..
It's how Scarface would have worked out, before killing everyone staring at him in the mirrors lol
Geez...supplement companies are really getting desperate. No thanks, I will stick with needles, literally lol
zewiYeah im sure Snorting that crap as zero sides. ...lol...
AnonProbably isnt good for your nose and lungs also. Snorting shit hurts lol