posted Sat, 05/05/2018 - 22:06
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So guys,
I more and more as I grow get accused by people that I use gear. I can't help but blush and get embarrassed which I feel almost gives away that I'm not natural. I'd have no problem admitting it other then the fact it's very badly stigmatised in Ireland and I know everyone would lose respect for the hard work I put in and blame it on the steroids in ignorance.
What's your favourite/ most effective way to avoid answering or straight up lie?
( I find it quite hard at the moment and don't understand how these fitness celebs have such good poker face)
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Tell them it's the latest supplement, HORSE SEMEN. If you can get it straight from the source it's more potent...
Deny everything and make counter-accusations.
JamesClapper^^^THIS
I know my new gf wants to ask me this. She's made several comments so I know it's coming. I was just going to lie but now I might try some of y'alls counter answers.. lmfao! Thanks
I own a Gym ...If that doesn't work just tell them to go FK themselves mate.
I actually do just say no I wouldn't even know where to get them. Not because I'm ashamed of it, because people just don't actually know anything about what it's really like. They think we use them so we don't have to work so hard but for me it's so Its possible to work that much harder. Also they will throw that roid rage stereotype out there which ironically makes me a bit angry!
Haha, Greg cracks me up!
I put in a lot of work for this little but I do have!
Please help me out here. Which way should the typo be interpreted?
"I put in a lot of work for this little bit I do have!" - or - "I put in a lot of work for this little butt I do have!"
I couldn't i started my cycle 3 months ago, and basically gaining 7kg of mass in such a short period.. is just impossible for a natty, like everytime i go to gym people come to me like wtf u doing how did u gain so much size, i just cant fool anyone with that bullshit "ye man it's diet and training hard" when i say that people would have that look ye sure buddy
Flaxseed oil. Worked well enough to keep Barry Bonds out of legal trouble
Just say “Thanks! I’ll take that as a compliment.”
Or “A good diet, the right supplements, and proper training.” Then give a solid wink
Also in my opinion, you shouldn’t be doing it if you’re ashamed. Grow some balls and be proud of yourself
So I must be doing it wrong.
I walk up to the pharmacy counter and say, "I'm here to pick up my steroids" (thyroid meds), and they tell me "no, they are NOT steroids", ..........
I consume Anabolic Chicken, drink Rhino Horn Dust shakes, and eat Rocky Mountain Oysters... shoot guns, hunt with a bow & arrow, chop my own wood, urinate on things to mark my territory, spar a few rounds or pick a fight every now & then, screw my women doggystyle...Basically, Man shit...go hard or go homo!
No homo.
But if someone asks me that question, I slap them in the face & say "talk like a bitch, walk like a bitch, ya get slapped like a bitch"
You couldn't have said any better. Awesome!
RustyhookerI would wait til im outta high school and am secure enough to not give 2 shits.
NotNatural23Just say u have good genetics and are on a strict diet. Or my favorite , man if i had some imagine how big i would be why u have some or something. lol At least people ask you. I have friend who have done like 5 cycles and no one has ever asked him. and another who has done about the same and the first one I knew but he has looked the same ever since his first.
No steroids just creatine monohydrate.
I think i said that enough, I made it look like it's a thing from a whole other dimension I have some friends now who take 20 grams a day bcz of me saying it's due to creatine every time lmao
basskiller89boom!
hey mate you on the juice?
Me- walk away cunt, approach me again your off to the hospital.
LMFAO!!
Job done! Good to see you around mate
basskiller891) openly admitting to narcotic use seems sub par
2) lying to protect kids and keep them naturally motivated is responsible
3) after all the stealth I go through to obtain my gear, admitting to use seems like pissing into the wind with an open mouth
4) anyone dumb enough that needs to ask can't handle the truth
AnonI've never been accused but I've been asked, and my reply is usually so sarcastic and far fetched that they walk away not knowing if I'm serious or not. And then they learn their lesson on not talking to strangers.
Stranger "Wow man, you're buff. Do you take steroids?"
Juicebox "I collect ear lobes and hang them on the rear view mirror"
Stranger "What?"
Juicebox "I used to have a cat."
Anonlol, definitely going to use that.
I tell them, "I was working out in the gym like most others and never saw a change until I realized it's not how I exercise. It's how I eat. You can see a big change too if you want. Do you have the discipline to plan out and eat a meal every 3 hours?
I just say "coming from a couch potato or mouth on a twig like you it is a compliment".
My brother........ Represent....
Basically I will neither confirm nor deny. If they are one of us they know, if they aren't, fuck em..
wwfcI mostly reply .mother and kids grossly over weight go in famouse burger bar and struggle to walk out but its ok they had a happy meal .I go gym and get suspected of being on gear ,if you can find me a pill or a injection that can magicaly make me like iffb pro in a short while give it me because the difference between me an mother and kids is I care what I eat ,I train fuckin hard and its a life style ,andif you knew anything at all about steroids you would know its diet hard work and dedication ,steroids help a little now fuck off before I chin you
I always answer a question with a question......
Like if someone says do you take steroids?
I always say do you drink or do drugs or eat take away ect.... you get the piont.
It's your lifestyle choice and you should stick by it mate. It's nothing to be ashamed of. If you ever get into an argument with someone (in my case it's mainly drunken women) they ask what you cheating for? LMFAO.......I always say cheating at What? And then lecture them on how many people die every day due to booze and fags........it soon shuts them up
I say that im not training much and my food isnt right @ that moment thats why im swollen because of the rest and change of food i look.swollen lol the most of them believe it
For me on cycle -- i get mad when people dont accuse me ... when people accuse you, it is a big compliment. Imagine busting your butt and taking juice JUST TO BE seen as natural.. accuse me everday PLEASE and it will push me hArder. ----And i will always be like STEROIDS !!!! I wish !!!
Improve your poker face fella. It'll get you out of all kinds of situations and into them for that matter.
It gets better daily brother.
Throw them a curve ball like "Its easy for you to accuse me of steroid use instead of praising me for the hard word and dedication it takes to achieve these results". They usually shut up and feel embarrassed for being an ass.
That's what I usually try and go for. "Your just jealous because you've never put in the work to actually see results"
I’ve been getting that a lot lately too!
“Are you on juice?”
I just laugh and say don’t be jealous, I put in a lot of work for this little but I do have! Lol
Please help me out here. Which way should the typo be interpreted?
"I put in a lot of work for this little bit I do have!" - or - "I put in a lot of work for this little butt I do have!"
Just a guess here - but maybe he has a little bitty butt - no homo.
Hahah! Come on guys I may have fat fingered it a little!
Yeah I meant I have worked hard for the little bit that I do have. Lol
Mucho homo