BFGSUX lol, good to see he has a sense of humour. Probably need one running this site ;))

Bumped,...... ...by accident.

This was to good, not to bump.

Alright bitches...there's a new Sherrif in town, and I'm just warning all of you right now:: Any shit of any kind will not be tolerated....No lip, no backtalk, no smart-ass comments of any kind..ESPECIALLY if they're ones that actually prove me wrong..where everybody can see. That shit will get you banned for life. In fact, if I even THINK your LOOKING at me dirty, you're in for 1 day ban and a loss of 10 REP points. And speaking of REP points, I will now KNOW who is voting me down...I'm like God--I can see EVERYTHING. I've got a LOT of pull with BFG and he says I can do whatever I need to do to lay down the law. The guy loves me like a son....in fact his screen name actually is in reference to me.

It stands for: Be Friends with Gothic.

I take this job serious, so all you pricks who were my friends...well sorry, but I'm not playing favorites, except for people send me gear...and that goes double for all you suppliers (except for Chiquo...I'm good;). And I don't wanna see no stinking emails going to BFG about what a punk I am. He's appointed me to sort all of his emails according to priority...and guess where your little whining will rank?

Don't think you can pull any shit with me:: I've worked as a security guard at Toys R US, so I know how to handle shit like this, as well as other dangerous situations.

Peace-out bitches....I'll be watching.

Mama, there goes that man

Let the ppl decide! Cast ur votes for the MOD YOU WANT!!

OK...First off I need some questions answered:

*Is it a union job

*Is there a quota that I have to fill (i.e. ban at least 20 people a day)

*Will I now have the power to tell other MODS to fuck off..(except you BFG..I would NEVER say that to you....sir)

*Will I have access to the private message base of other members so I can see if the little pricks are talking about me

*Will I be exempt from the rules...you know, like how cops can speed and smoke weed while on duty, yet bust other people for doing the same thing

*Can I use my eroids experience on my resume for that High School football coaching job that is posted in my local paper

*If something happens to BFG, is it possible I could be promoted to a higher position...like...maybe..OWNER

*After 20 years of service, do I get an award of some kind...like a gold syringe

I applied and look forward to helping Eroids to my fullest potential if I am lucky enough to be accepted.
I know this will probably be horded with comments and people applying, but I think I would be a good candidate none the less.