posted Sat, 07/23/2011 - 12:18
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Old Guy - Checkin In
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Yeah, another old fart checking in, not looking to get big, just looking to arm up to fight Father Time and kick his punk ass to the curb.
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Ok,.....it's official, 6 years on EROIDS.
(cough),........ (cough)
I see you 4 have been busy. I've got a month till my 6 year anniversary. I take it I wasn't suppose to find this right away.
440 fucking views,.......... holy SHIT.
Lol. Welcome bro. Welcome.
Yea what he said
KMC
Welcome to Eroids. As per unwritten site rules as a new member you'll be required to have a big brother for the first two months your here. I of course have volunteered to be said big brother. As my little brother you'll be required to upvote me twice daily and thrice on weekends and holidays with the exception of gay pride day in which case I believe there is no voting. (note to self check with ed on the gay pride day voting policy) In addition to this you must send me all AAS in your possession for independent testing after which results will be made semi-public and all empty vials and amps will be returned to you at your cost. You must also laugh at all my jokes and tell all the girls or grrrls in the lounge how great I am.
After this probationary period is over you will immediately be given your own little brother which may or may not actually be rick grimes. You will be given keys to the van and BFGs private cell number which you can call day or night. You will also be eligible to join the mod of the month club. Should you have any questions comments or concerns feel free to jot them down and put them in the wish box. Glad your here. Double no homo.
P.S Fuck Father Time.
Welcome to eroids. Make sure you read the rules.
Yea, make sure you read the rules. And don't forget your Geritol
Lol. I just felt like bumping really old threads.
If he was old when he posted this....damn how old is he?
Age: 60+ Birthed: May, MCCLVIII
a bit higher... note, that the plates are made of stone.
He must have been something in his prime. Now, not only does he have sagging gyno boobs, his abs are sagging too.
Yes I believe that is called abdocomastia aka bitchbelly.
Those plates have rusted down to 25's
I thought this was the first case of one man having four gyno infested boobs
Definitely a possibility. I've been dealing with wienercomastia for years.
I think I just read an article where the CDC was recommending a course of hookers as front line therapy for said condition. Good luck.
We've already met but I thought I'd welcome you officially lol. I'm already in the "fight father time" club.
From one old guy to another, welcome! This place has been a very good resource for fighting Father Time.
(Mr Burns) Excellent. (Mr Burns)
Thank you all, it was a bumpy first day but I've settled in.
Yes, lots of good info and people,............and a couple of "Bat Shit Crazy's" for entertainment. LOL,
It's all good. :-)
hehe welcome
Welcome, u wont be disapointed.....this place is awesome
Freeze
Anonhow you doing and this good forum unlike almost all the otheres