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randomdude's picture

It took me an entire day to realize “45” is in reference to a plate or dumbbell.

wtf is 45 did he drop a 1911 on his foot did the president do this is this some new 6-7 reference

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Codadada's picture

Wtf lol

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Milfpounder's picture

Lol gunshot wound..

Jockstrap's picture

A lil pink polish and can of walk it off is in order. Lol

wanted's picture

Looks like your only fans foot page will be in active for awhile

Teeeethreee's picture

Please trim toes hair you savage

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Codadada's picture

Fuck no lol... gonna do a comb over

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Milfpounder's picture

Kinda turning me on

Mrtommorrow1987's picture

Amputation is the only way

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Codadada's picture

Some shit I'd say to my kids lol... oh.. well.. gotta cut it off...... NO!!!!

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Mrtommorrow1987's picture

We never truly grow out of parenting

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randomdude's picture

Doesn’t work on my 16 year olds anymore but my 4 year old falls for it.

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Codadada's picture

It's always funny lol

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UncleYoked's picture

Might still have time to save it, either way, take a pin point and get it red hot and keep tapping it to your toenail in the area it's the worse, eventually it will squirt some blood out and it'll relieve the pressure. May not save the toenail but at least it won't hurt.

Jockstrap's picture

Facts ^^^^ not fun. I used a small drill bit. But I enjoy pain

Codadada's picture

Same

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Codadada's picture

Thanks again bro.. did what you suggested and it squirted like a fountain! Lol very satisfying and feels much better

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Teeeethreee's picture

Jesus Rambo

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Codadada's picture

But seriously.. thank you.. i was wondering if I should drain it

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Codadada's picture

Fuck.. Unc I might cum if I see the toe squirt

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VowOfHatred850's picture

Your best bet is to drop a 45 on the other toe to even it out

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Big Papa Pump's picture

Same thing happened to me in college. The nail might fall off (mine did). I would suggest getting ahead of it and getting antibiotics. Mine ended up getting infected. Nail takes a while to grow back normally.

Codadada's picture

I'm just gonna piss on it

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LieutenantDan's picture

Can i watch

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Codadada's picture

Of course.. duh

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LieutenantDan's picture

I think i love you

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trennythingspossible's picture

2026 claims another life. Rip big T nail

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Codadada's picture

Lol

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Yuzy2784's picture

Damn that nail is a goner! If you were at a public gym I’d be asking for that video recording lol.

Codadada's picture

Lol bro you would never have even known.. stone faced and dying inside --.. the whole fuckn toe looks dead.. fuckn zombie toe lol

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