+ 52 I’m Not Your Guru
Brothers… genuinely thank you all for the support, the votes, the laughs, the memes, and the kind words. And special thanks to @press1 for even taking the time to make that post, and @BFG for allowing the poll and the badge 
But honestly? I don’t really feel like a “guru.”
I’d rather just be another dude walking this weird PED/bodybuilding path with the rest of the boys … learning, researching, experimenting, making mistakes, fixing mistakes, sharing experiences, and trying to help each other suffer a little less along the way lol
And to be fair… I don’t see this badge as putting me above anybody here. If anything, I hope it reflects me as someone willing to give back and genuinely help the community however I can.
Now, let’s not be hypocrites either…
of course I wanted the badge LMAO
It’s a cool recognition and honestly means a lot coming from the boys here and the mods as well.
One thing this lifestyle teaches you fast:
nobody truly knows everything.
The body is complex. Hormones are complex. Life is complex.
The moment somebody thinks they have all the answers figured out… that’s usually when they stop learning.
That’s why I respect the people here who:
stay curious
stay humble
ask questions
share bloodwork
share honest reviews
share failures AND successes
and actually try to help the community instead of just flexing on it
At the end of the day, we’re all just trying to become a better version of ourselves:
physically, mentally, emotionally… and sometimes just trying not to destroy our HDL while doing it 
So thank you all, genuinely.
Hopefully I can live up to the badge and not disappoint the boys lol
Much love brothers
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Congratulations Panda, look at the size of that plate, to grow you have to eat, that's the secret .
Very few have worn that badge. It don’t come easy, so you must have earned it. Respect.
Appreciate your kind words, Mr.Cushion ! You’re the man !
Na bro, you put in a lot of time and effort giving your feedback and info. Badge is deserved and it’s nothing pretentious, the people decided to grant it to you. It’s well deserved
Thank you, Big bro !
Well said. You always keep it real. Can't ask for more imo.
Appreciate that a lot, big Mikey. @Mikeyt84LINY
Honestly brother, part of why I learned to be straightforward and raw around here both open forums and in PMs … was from guys like you.
You’ve got a ton of real-life knowledge and valuable experience, and I’ve definitely learned a lot from you too, big bro.
Donate some fucking food and gear to the poor kids on TV starving you bloody wankerrrrrrr
LMAOOO brother, I would if I had that kind of moneyyy…
This wannabe big physique was built with mediocre genetics, occasional free promo gear, and industrial amounts of cheap chicken and rice
Nice one brother!
Congrats brother
Thanks, Big Hulk!
Congrats. You really earned this tag. It has been quite a while since we had a new GURU. Viking and Mak disappeared after the broken midget tranny incident on the company jet!
LMAOOO
I’ll do my best to stay away from the trannys… still trying to figure out how to avoid the midgets though lol
Congratulations bro. Are you feeling the "pressure" of the GURU badge now? I know I would
Thanks, bro… lmao but honestly the pressure only starts when a 20y kid asks if Tren, Halo and cheque drops is a good beginner recomp stack lmao
Press has now caused Panda's Inbox messages to increase 20 x fold LMAO
Brother created a whole new Panda help desk department overnight LMAO
My Evil plan worked - Since you became Guru no one sends PM's asking me for advice anymore bro!!! LMFAOOO
Unfortunately sir. That is just not gonna happen....I promise lol
HAHAHAHHAAAA
Congrats bro!!!
Thanks, Big !!
Please be my GURU!!!!
That’s very kind… and very risky at the same time, big bro
Careful living on the edge like that.
Now… if you’re a genuine female, we may have to reconsider the whole situation LMAO
Fuck, I walked, no ran right into that one….
Congrats on the new tag!!
Thanks my dude !!
Your humility and realization that you don’t know everything will make you a student of the substances for life, granting immense wisdom and your willingness to share that wisdom are what make you GURU material.
This is a well deserved badge.
I’m still new(ish) to the world of AAS so my praise and approval really don’t carry any weight but I would be ungrateful if I kept my mouth shut on your new badge.
Congrats, @Pandateston!!!
Brother, your praise absolutely carries weight !
And honestly, I think staying a student forever is probably the healthiest mindset anyone can have in this lifestyle. The moment we think we know everything is usually when mistakes happen.
Genuinely appreciate your kind words and support, BIG… Thank you truly.
You’re one of the most knowledgeable AND consistently give knowledgeable feedback. The title is well deserved my friend. Having knowledge is one thing, but taking the time and effort to share it with the rest of the community is whole nother thing.
Brother, that genuinely means a lot !
I honestly just try to give back the same way a lot of people helped me along the way. Knowledge only gets stronger when people share experiences and keep learning together.
Really appreciate your kind words, brother.
Congratulations bro, well deserved!
Appreciate you brother !!!
The guru beast looking pretty swole buddy
LMAOOO appreciate you brother…
Trying to keep the “guru gains” alive while Retatrutide slowly steals my appetite away…
Lol I feel you buddy
Well deserved bro.
Thanks, Big Mac !!! That genuinely means a lot, brother !
Wow
Guru Panda! I like that better than Kungfu Panda. Congrats buddy!
Kung Fu Panda walked so Guru Panda could destroy his lipid profile…lol
Appreciate you, Big bro !!
Guru Daddy Panda
Absolutely cursed title brother lol
Congrats Panda! I’ve only been on here a little over a year but reading your input teaches not only that person who needed advice but myself and a bunch of others on here. Congrats and well deserved!
That genuinely means a lot brother …appreciate you taking the time to say that!
That last photo and bowl of food is straight up YouTube bodybuilder lol… man do I want to be able to function like that again.
LMAOOO brother, the giant bowl meals become basically mandatory once bodybuilding fully consumes your soul lol
Of course you can always swap them for more palatable and calorie-dense foods depending on the strategy… but as strange as it sounds, I genuinely love chicken and rice lmao
My daughter wanted to kill me after two weeks of chicken and rice lol
The guru for the gaydudes!
Helping out one gay at a time LFG!!!!!