WayToMuch Never's picture
WayToMuch Never
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2003

-8 Worst f*&king you took on a Gimp Order

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I am thankful for the way I get my gimps now, and grateful for eroids, a place to review Gimp sources, butt plugs, etc.. Anyone do this? --Milf Gimps and Tranny Gimp payment to some jank ass destination with nothing but one cellar and a 5 number combo lock BS. Then you had the runs tracking which tells you its still waiting for a butt plugs to keep the gimp juice in as you take it out your ass 1-1/2 months later. Don't forget the official customs letter telling you to come to New York to pick up your package if you want to. Then the worst part was you would have to sign for your package before a tranny gimp would give it to you and then insert a new butt plugj. any old heads here remember The cellar Visit To Get That Package?!?! My ass looks like a baboons but well worth it. Good times.

Milfpounder's picture

Oh ya we have slumberland here. It's even better because it's in America.

press1's picture

Do you Fuck!!! Don't lie to me Milky -

Milfpounder's picture

I swear man. I just drove by one the other day. On the right side of the road and everything... If we were a gay couple we could go shopping in either country for an antibacterial, gay sex mattress at SlumberlandĀ®

press1's picture

Yeah but Baby - the Real deal breaker for me on this sucker is the fact that it has a LATEX topper on it!!! Seriously Bro, every morning I wake up on it and wank myself stupid its so sexy LMFAO Nah, its a slab of it under the wool top so you can't actually see it - but its like a thick slab of elastic rubber that you mould into. Feels awesome pal ESPECIALLY after a training session and I'm feelin fucked. No better feeling, can't believe I slept on that old bag of shit for 19 years before it, half the springs were snapped in it from piling Birds in the shitter over the years.

press1's picture

No Fuckin way .....

Yes, you can get Slumberland mattresses in the U.S., but only if you live within their Midwestern store delivery zones, as Slumberland Furniture is a regional retailer that doesn't ship nationwide or internationally; they operate over 120 stores in 12 states and offer pickup at their locations.

So does that mean you are a Midwestern Cowboy???!! LMAO

Milfpounder's picture

Midwestern asshole destroyer just like randomdude

Skinnyboy63's picture

Holy shit yea I wouldn't either lol

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