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We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
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Tat2man's picture

lol nothing wrong with that bro

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Codadada's picture

Thing of beauty my friend.. thank you for sharing

UncleYoked's picture

pass

Squatch710's picture

Good more for me

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Squatch710's picture

Yep I got a bad case of high standards. Only problem is every 3 months a girl half my age hurts my feelings. Feelings that are more intense because I am sauced up. But shit happens when you party naked or whatever.

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Squatch710's picture

As I aged and the ladies stayed in their twenties I did notice they all started to do ass to mouth and other wild shit only the really fun ones were doing before. Maybe social media did something good for once. Currently 41 ladies I date stay 21-26 for whatever reason hot ones my age don't like me and I don't like fat ugos.

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Tat2man's picture

Hahahahahahahah exactly dude

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Tat2man's picture

Yeah bro, just trying to lighten the mood from dude’s personal business below lol.

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UncleYoked's picture

I prefer to lighten the calories on this one.

Tinman79's picture

lol to each their own. Now not sure I’d want much bigger but it would depend.

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UncleYoked's picture

I like those sleeper builds. I dated a girl that looked like a stick but when the clothes came off she was a firm natural D with big ol booty, latina obviously

Tinman79's picture

Right. Probably wore baggy cloths so you couldn’t tell. Nice surprise.

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UncleYoked's picture

She actually did, baggy jeans and t shirts. Homely like girl with clothes on but off... man, I didn't deserve it so good tbh.

Squatch710's picture

It's only to big if it's not smooth. I like to spread the cheek.

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Tinman79's picture

Totally agreed.

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Tat2man's picture

lol

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Tinman79's picture

That’s what I’m talking about.

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Tat2man's picture

Me too. I see it daily lol.

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Bucktownthaladykiller's picture

Whole trunk full of presents right there God bless her

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MyNameIsDirt's picture

Alright all bullying aside guys. I think @fatsacksdaddy82 got enough shit. Let's be a community and genuinely help this guy structure a better cycle. It's his first year, he's new. We were all there. Let's help him out. What exactly are your goals and stats dude so we can give you some good recommendations?

fatsacksdaddy82's picture

My Goal is to build defined mass. I want my younger wife to look at me the way she does her boyfriends.
I started at 360ish pounds of depressed fat, her affairs had me utterly feeling worthless, I treated myself as if I worthless for 16 years.
When you are fat and out of shape people treat you like you shit, I asked my wife last year how could you continue to do this to me and treat me like I don’t matter she said you are pathetic it’s easy to cheat on you. I decided to change my current stats are
5’11” 234 pounds. I am far from where I want to be but losing 130 pounds in a year feels good to me. I even have other women offering me attention at the office I was invisible before.

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UncleYoked's picture

fuck me, this story hits hard.
Walk bro, if you have kids, do it for them, don't let them see this as a normal healthy relationship. Show them a man has worth.
The lack of stress will help your journey along, you'll keep progressing and in a years time you'll see women who would have never turned their head twice, unable to stop looking and that's not from being fit, that's from being confident.

TortaHunter's picture

I’m not a good one to give advice on this as I lived a similar situation with my ex-wife. I was working on getting a better career and let my health suffer while she kept cheating and gaslighting me that I was just a jealous insecure asshole. She got all our mutual friends to believe it too despite solid proof of her indiscretions. I stayed with her because I didn’t want our kids to live in a broken home like I did but fuck man I can tell you after we split and I ended up the kids we are much better off. I have been getting my health in order, dating, and managing all my kids’ activities much easier than with her around. She sees them in the summer for 2 weeks and now lives in a throuple with some nasty couple.

I can say no level of body modification will help with what’s fundamentally broken in some relationships. My counselor once said “no amount of improving yourself will fix the behavior of others.” I really believe getting that perspective helped me. My ex had a checkered past and has no way to be monogamous or even have a solid understanding of moral value of doing so. A few years out and I’m much better off and thriving with the kids.

I’m not sure it helps in the moment but keeping a fucked up situation going just for the kids sometimes just makes sense to break off to really focus that mental energy on yourself and kids.

Tinman79's picture

Well said brother.

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TestEcles's picture

Nice work on the weight loss brother. And please trust this bro leave the wife and continue your fitness journey. I promise you will find a better woman who appreciates you but you have to be healthy. Your heart, liver and kidneys are more important than your physique. You can achieve your goals with much less gear and you will feel better. Low e2 will cause lots of health issues and stall growth. Like test you want your e2 as high as possible without side effects. Drop that eq dose and Tren dose and increase your test p until your e2 comes back up. I run test/eq at 2/1 ratio and it works well.

NWApatches's picture

In the words of the late easy e - leave that bitch in the gutter and go get you another.

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Jockstrap's picture

Hey, you're back! Just cardio the hell outta the stairs bro. If she's checking out boyfriends...she's using you.

press1's picture

Mate - DO NOT let anyone treat you like that - EVER!!!!

She is a FUCKIN WHORE PAL and will never change, she has no respect for you or herself either. To even say those kinds of things to another human being who clearly loves them is EVIL, NARCISSISTIC, FUCKED UP shite. You deserve better than that mate, get some self worth and pride and kick her into the gutter. Also don't depend on Anabolic Steroids in order to make you or her happy - Happiness has to come from inside you first and relying on chemicals that will ultimately kill you in the end is the wrong way to go about things buddy. Stop wasting your time on that piece of Shit!!!

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