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We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

Teeeethreee's picture

Muscle mommies hands down. You should see the one Im with.

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Petecastiglione's picture

Tbh I know this is shallow of me but I really care what a girls butthole looks like. That’s my main deciding factor. My gf now has a perfect butthole n im really happy ab it

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SeeOhShow's picture

But….what does YOUR butthole look like?

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Petecastiglione's picture

Actually pretty nice ngl

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Milfpounder's picture

You nair it?

Petecastiglione's picture

Yes actually full body hair once every couple of weeks. Men’s dove nair

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Milfpounder's picture

Ooooh yes

Drexyl's picture

Real men wax, then fine tune with tweezers and a mirror.

Milfpounder's picture

I'm pretty well blind so I'd be in there plucking by brail. My butthole would end up matching yours

sandman3698's picture

Do the ridges spells anything good. Mulligan for a spelling error.

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Drexyl's picture

It’s an exclusive club

SeeOhShow's picture

I believe you. Especially with how hairless and smooth you looked in your last photo. But only a close up photo will settle this.

Petecastiglione's picture

See the problem with this is a deadass would I’m unhinged lol

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Milfpounder's picture

Agreed. Let's see that starfish

Milfpounder's picture

You should include that in ur wedding vows

Petecastiglione's picture

At least it would be honest

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randomdude's picture

I don’t believe you

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Petecastiglione's picture

Perhaps I’ll post eventually I’ll lyk

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Jockstrap's picture

Both. At same time. Lol

TestEcles's picture

I’m a muscle mommy man

UncleYoked's picture

I'm all for a lean beef patty

Jockstrap's picture

Boom...off-season sexy

NWApatches's picture

I'd like to put a thermometer in her ass hole and then hold it under my tongue

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Drexyl's picture

Gotta move it around like a cowboy would do with a toothpick.

NWApatches's picture

Why sure!

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Teeeethreee's picture

So hot

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Tinman79's picture

First pack should be here tomorrow. Might have to go in late to work if mail doesn’t show up before I leave. I don’t want it sitting in the mailbox being it’s gonna be like 10 degrees outside.

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randomdude's picture

Send me your addy. I’ll keep it safe for you.

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Tinman79's picture

Let me know when it shows up.

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