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READ THE FAQ PAGE BEFORE ORDERING
We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

UncleYoked's picture

Currently updating the memberships
All accounts older than 1yr have been upgraded to steel
14/15 Silver members have been demoted back to steel
8/10 Gold members have been demoted down to steel

Strange year. None of the previous gold members made the cut for platinum so this year, we have no new platinum members.
Being that as it is, we have a lot of people who weren't eligible for silver or gold this year based on the previous years rules, so we've changed them a bit.

We will have 20 new Silver members this year
Gold we are reducing from 10 to 5
Silver is now considered a VIP status and we're increasing the perks. When closed (like now) we will still have openings for VIP orders
There will be bonuses, maybe 1-2x a year
Silver now gets front of the line shipping

For everyone else, there's american express.

Jicama69's picture

What are the requirements to upgrade membership? I’m only 3 orders in but plan to stick around

I’m retarded. I found it

Tinman79's picture

I’m curious too. Pretty sure need to do some reviews that I’ve been meaning to do but I hate finding the words. I’m a machinist not a scholar lol

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Jicama69's picture

It’s under is FAQ page. But I feel you. I’m a retarded railroader. I’m a simple man lol.

Tinman79's picture

I knew where to go to do reviews I just not good at reviewing things in detail. That’s all. I’m we here so I’m gonna review his for my first review. I wanna try and move up eventually. Should be able to make steel at least with review. I’ve been on eroids for going on 3 years around my birthday.

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Jicama69's picture

Yeah same about 3 years. Once I get this gear I. My system I’ll definitely do a review. I plan to stick around!

Tinman79's picture

Yeah me too. Not many good domestic left I feel like. Ones I like anymore anyway. Wish I’d just used this one years ago. Oh well.

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Jicama69's picture

Live and learn brotha. We’re here now!

UncleYoked's picture

I made it easy for you Neanderthals' out there. No need to do anything, upgrades are mostly automatic with the exception of new accounts on titans that have aged accounts on eroids.
https://titans.to/index.php?route=information/information&information_id=8

Tinman79's picture

Hey now I resemble that remark and would take offense if I could lol.

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Black90tsi's picture

Pics of you looking like a neanderthal or I'm calling bs!

Tinman79's picture

You can call it However you want to.

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Coldris's picture

Will orders placed and paid before the holiday break still be shipped out?

UncleYoked's picture

yes

MexicanMilitia's picture

Thank you kind unc. My strength is crashing without my spinach --. I was worried bc I placed a small order tues.

Black90tsi's picture

My Wonka promo td. No chocolate bars in the box. But i reached out to Unc and he's got them in the mail for me as it was just a mix up on their end.

[REDACTED: NOT OK]

Jockstrap's picture

7 years and posted package,???

Black90tsi's picture

Huh?

Tat2man's picture

When you post photos of your products you aren’t allowed to show any of the packaging that the source uses to send it to you.

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Tinman79's picture

You’re suppose to get rid of the packaging before posting. Nothing to see here you know.

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Black90tsi's picture

First I'm hearing that the plastic bag they put it in counts. I thought that applied to the actual packaging. Greg hasn't come in and kicked my teeth in yet so I guess I'm ok.

Tinman79's picture

You do you then. Maybe I’m wrong. No one’s perfect bro. Again I’m just waking up to early for me to argue with anyone.

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randomdude's picture

I didn’t have the energy…

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Tat2man's picture

Nice grab dude.

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TestEcles's picture

Nice haul dude

V0411's picture

I didnt get one either lol

UncleYoked's picture

for real...
are you guys all first day orderers? The shipper didn't realize the promo began and missed a few.

UncleYoked's picture

make sure you guys DM me with your order numbers so I can get this sorted.

Saracasm_PhD's picture

DMd you with order #. Still waiting for a reply.

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