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READ THE FAQ PAGE BEFORE ORDERING
We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated
For the fastest response, contact us by email at [email protected] Uncle is sometimes too busy to play
Always order by coming to eroids and clicking on the link. You will not find us on google, you will only find scam sites. Only use the eroids provided links to get to our website.

Never use SUGGESTED names for payments, you will get fucked and then it will be up to you to unfuck yourself.

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

LittlePeanut's picture

I was on trt through a clinic for a while, pharma grade shit does go in like butter lol. It got to expensive tho, my insurance sucks ass lmao

Janefonda's picture

Am I the only one left that just orders and just goes to the mailbox anymore? I mean yeah if it's been way overdue then get in contact with the source but this constant checking is insane. Am I missing something?

SeeOhShow's picture

All the time. The new post master under Trump, as a “cost saving measure”, got rid of the requirement that they scan packages at every hub along its route. Sometimes they do. Often they don’t. I have shit disappear on my ID all the time these days.

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randomdude's picture

There’s always that new boss that wants to shake things up and get rid of procedures that are in place for a good reason. Seems like it happens at my job every 5-10 years. Just a never ending circle.

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Squatch710's picture

I get pressured to change things for no reason to look like I have an active leadership style it is fucken stupid. Let's do something even if it's wrong is a joke old carpenters tell not a management technique.

smurfdude1234567's picture

I recently lost approx. $900 and a case with eBay over this. Dropped collector’s item off and no update past the initial scan for 17 days. Of course… eBay’s policy is 15 days without movement from scan a refund is required. Showed up at their door the 17th day and the buyer instantly blocked me lol. Zero updates or progress just went from acceptance scan to out for delivery after 17 days. Of course eBay refused to do anything and suggested I contact USPS… USPS says that they held up their end and to contact eBay. Bullshit.

Though today some weird universe type karma did happen….?

A whole entire couch showed up at my house? In 4 100lb+ boxes. Took 2x fedex guys and multiple trips with a dolly to get to my porch. I got home super confused and it’s to my address, but the name on it is just “WASABI” LOL? I am not opening it as it’s illegal to keep misdelivered mail, but what would ya even do in this situation?

I called FexEd and they said to return it to the local hub, but I’m not carrying back like 400lbs+ of boxes and doing their job for them. I told them that and am expecting a call back tomorrow.

I was expecting the dude who ordered them (“Wasabi”) would realize the address he put on the order form and come knock for them, but no such luck.

Anybody else ever had mail come to your address but a different name? Has it ever been something so bulky it’s not reasonable to return to the mail carrier? What was done?

Squatch710's picture

Mail and fed ex are different and different laws apply like a usps package has a bunch of laws protecting it fed ex and ups less so and Amazon even less they will try to talk you into keeping the item if you call about it. I am not a lawyer but to ask you to return a piece of large freight they miss delivered does not seem reasonable. You should search for reviews of the item by Wasabi if you find one or a bunch of fake glowing reviews there is a 99% chance you got brushed a free couch.

Janefonda's picture

Definitely had others mail delivered before but not a damn couch. Lmao. Dude is sitting on his living room floor right now saying where the f is my couch. Lol. Yeah id definitely tell them to come get that shit ASAP. This isn't mine and you need to come get it now. Just document you contacted so and so and get names. If they dont come get it today then fuck it you tried. Shit. I dont know after that besides u got a new couch. Lol. And yeah id absolutely not take that to a hub. Freak that. They or so.eone f up. Not your problem to fix it.

UncleYoked's picture

hopefully nothing bad are you tracking it online?

UncleYoked's picture

Everyone who has been a titans member for over 1yr has just been upgraded to Steel! No more applications, you'll all begin receiving your emails soon.

Jockstrap's picture

Stainless steel for old folks?? Square vials??

selfster19's picture

Will there be DHB restock unc?

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UncleYoked's picture

the test e and dhb blend is crashing :(

selfster19's picture

Nooo! Man that sucks….like too too crashed for a heating pad at time of use? That bad ?

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smurfdude1234567's picture

I mean gear that falls out that fast you usually don’t have a great time injecting. Crystalline structures in muscles generally don’t feel too good. “Steroid Flare”.

selfster19's picture

Very True, I didn’t think much about that sounds like it’d be rough..

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MadTightSpandex's picture

Mine showed up cloudy and prob 8-10mm of crystal sludge around the bottom. Few mins on mug heater and some light shaking and it looks completely normal. Any reason it would have gone bad after that? Wasn’t even concerned until I saw comments here.

UncleYoked's picture

once they crash, it's very hard to get them back into a stable solution. what you see is clear, what you don't see is microcrystalline structures of hormone bound together which will then continue to catch other hormone and expand again. Getting those microcrystals fully into solution again is very tough.

Foodstampz17's picture

Awesome. Got the email. I did read the FAQ, but I was just too lazy to apply for steel.

UncleYoked's picture

name checks out

UncleYoked's picture

name checks out

Tat2man's picture

lol shocker, your username says it all dude lol.

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Foodstampz17's picture

Will trade handjobs for more foodstamps

Tat2man's picture

Hahahahaha good luck with that.

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Vagabond703's picture

New to this source, Great Sale. Super easy check out and payment process. Last time I had the clap pretty sure it came on in a few days. Fingers crossed for their shipping. Will post TD pic

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GlassGuru's picture

Damn, that TNE 50 went quick!

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smurfdude1234567's picture

Motherfuckers. I wait until Friday to give myself more gear allowance and in one day majority of what I wanted is gone.

Y’all are really pushing me to pick up the BK crown…

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Milfpounder's picture

Hahaha we all know what that dude is saying

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