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PayPal, Zelle, Cryptos, Vanilla, Western Union, MoneyGram, Walmart, Amazon, Cash App via BTC, Bank Transfer, Ali Pay, Handjobs

Please note

READ THE FAQ PAGE BEFORE ORDERING
We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated
For the fastest response, contact us by email at [email protected] Uncle is sometimes too busy to play
Always order by coming to eroids and clicking on the link. You will not find us on google, you will only find scam sites. Only use the eroids provided links to get to our website.

Never use SUGGESTED names for payments, you will get fucked and then it will be up to you to unfuck yourself.

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

randomdude88's picture

I’m trying to look at the categories on the website but it shows “There are no products to list in this category.” for any of the categories. Is this expected at this time?

UncleYoked's picture

It's only available to non random dudes

Tat2man's picture

Hahahahahahahaha right on Unc.

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randomdude's picture

Fine. See if I ever buy from here again! Spoiler alert… I will.

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Tat2man's picture

They could be restocking, or you could be to stupid to view the products.

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smurfdude1234567's picture

@randomdude this got me for a sec LOL. Twin?

I’m getting the same thing too though logged in and not.

randomdude's picture

So there was that other smurfdude a few weeks ago and now a different randomdude? Wtf.

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TortaHunter's picture

I recreated to eliminate any confusion. Didn’t realize that randomdude would be an active user.

smurfdude1234567's picture

Any and all respect has been lost. You got bullied into changing your name and folded within 30 seconds.

Are you a sheep? You could’ve turned into the real random dude, but now you’ve outed yourself as a Torta pounder.

UncleYoked's picture

Could've been the perfect Kumate moment

Milfpounder's picture

Ya he ain't gonna make it

UncleYoked's picture

This was an entertaining thread

Milfpounder's picture

Eroids is my main source of entertainment. It's like sesame Street for my growing brain

randomdude's picture

This actually made me lol.

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randomdude's picture

We’re just fucking with you mang

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Milfpounder's picture

What's next, gilfpounder?

RobertB80's picture

There can only be one gilfpounder

UncleYoked's picture

I had a buddy way back in the day that had a list of chicks he wanted to bang.
Gilf was on there, he railed out this 74yo lady while her 45yo son was in the other room, he was like 22.
Also dated a girl with down syndrome.
This guy today is a born again christian, I think he purposely avoids his older buddies for fear that his past will be resurrected like Jesus.

RobertB80's picture

Can we mention names in here? I think it might be me

smurfdude1234567's picture

GILFPounder1488 so we really know how they feel

randomdude's picture

I wonder what the “WP” stands for…

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smurfdude1234567's picture

William Porter, his 14 year old son. Duh.

smurfdude1234567's picture

They had to add the 88 to ensure the message of WP gets across with this one though!

godzillabooty94's picture

Order been stuck in ready for shipment status for 3 days now. Curious on that. Looking forward to the product. Order#87295

Tat2man's picture

Dude it happens sometimes. They don’t ship individual people’s shit the same day they order it or the day after that. I’m sure they have certain days that they ship packages out. Plus you have got to be a total moron to be posting your order number in open chat. But judging by your avatar and your screen name being a total moron is a given.

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randomdude's picture

Hey. That happens to be my order number. Time to email support and make sure they have my address attached to that order.

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Gotem69's picture

He guys what's uncs eta currently?

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UncleYoked's picture

it's getting a bit longer than it used to be, being one of the few domestics able to keep some stock in has made demand insane.

Gotem69's picture

That's good tho bro glad business is booming! I've used your gear before. Test mast and npp all great!

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mcclovin's picture

Mine was 10 days from the time I ordered, but that was only because the post office was running slow and I placed my order over a weekend.

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