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Petecastiglione's picture

To be fair I have pretty decent arms tbh but if I laid flat like that with a cuff they wouldn’t look too big. Really bad angle and position to see arm size

Tat2man's picture

Preach bro preach!!!! I’ve been saying this for years and years dude.
There are the young dudes who start juicing day 1 in the gym and that never works out well for them at all.
And now you have the guys in their 40’s and 50’s taking 2+ grams of shit thinking they’re going to get huge.
If you have to take grams of gear to have an average muscular physique you are probably doing something wrong, or don’t have the genetics to become what you have in your mind. At a certain age Father Time starts knocking at the door, and large muscle gains start to decline. Doesn’t matter how much gear you are on, the older people get the gains start to decline and then it’s trying to manage what you’ve got and keep it as long as you can.

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TestEcles's picture

My FFMI is 23-24
45 yo 5’6 170 lbs. bench 265. Leg press 540 for reps. I train hard just not a big guy. This is my first blast I’ve done in many years and I’m growing well. Put 5 lbs of hard mass on last 4 weeks.

Gotem69's picture

Lmfao bro called em out you thought he was a 21 year old trenbologne broccoli head!

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randomdude's picture

I don’t worry about it until it gets around 80.

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Petecastiglione's picture

Lol is an 80 hct even possible without having serious issues

TestEcles's picture

I just had red blood cell sucked out of me for 30 minutes and they gave me my plasma back Fair trade, I think

Pandateston's picture

Anything above 58 you’ll be like this … crude oil lol

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randomdude's picture

Just being silly but god damn is that what it starts to look like?

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PrimoPantani's picture

Lol no, not from high hct.

Pandateston's picture

Blood gets so thick most of the time you can’t even draw before drink tons of water for couple of days…..
That was an example of Hypercholesterolemia in that pic.

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Zoleo's picture

Familial hypercholesterolemia, delicious butter on top after you centrifuge the blood, yum!

Pandateston's picture

Condensed milk ! Lol

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Jimmynutron6767's picture

Is that because someone has been eating fatty foods and has really bad cholesterol?

Pandateston's picture

Bad dieting while on roids will push people towards this level of risk. It’s like keeping old oil in a car and hoping it runs smooth … eventually something’s gonna blow.
High cholesterol (especially LDL up, HDL down) thickens blood vessels and damages the lining. Add in PEDs that already skew lipids, and you’re stacking risk on risk. On top of that, many compounds (EQ, Anadrol, Test in higher doses) drive up hematocrit. Now you’ve got thicker blood flowing through narrower pipes … that’s the perfect recipe for high blood pressure, clots, or worse.
That’s why guys keep an eye not just on cholesterol but also hematocrit, do regular bloodwork, donate blood if extremely needed(cause it can blowback your immune system creating more problems long term), manage diet, and don’t run reckless cycles back-to-back. PEDs are stressful enough … bad diet is like pouring gasoline on the fire for real, brother

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Bobangomango's picture

I feel like daily cardio and telmisartan should eliminate hypertension for most people on AAS, and if that isn't enough then they should likely take a break from AAS and get their shit together before hopping back on (unless its during prep or something, I personally have no idea how people manage bp on 500mg+ tren/wk)

It's insane how many people don't do labs before starting crazy cycles and then just wish for the best.

randomdude's picture

Damn. That’d be a little scary.

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Pandateston's picture

As long as you keep an eye on bloodwork and eat clean as much as possible, you’re good, brother. Yeah, some dudes are genetically prone to high HCT or trash lipids no matter what … that’s family history stuff … but that’s not most of us. Stay on top of labs, donate blood ONLY if really needed, keep cardio in the mix, and it’s all manageable. Don’t stress too much, just keep being smart and consistent.

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randomdude's picture

Lipids are always a struggle for me even when im off cycle. Otherwise my other markers stay pretty good.

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Pandateston's picture

Got you, brother. I’d go easy on the orals like Adrol, Sdrol, or Var … they’ll wreck your lipids fast. If you decide to run them, maybe look into a statin paired with ezetimibe 10mg. Not saying to take it (not a doc), but worth digging into. Personally, I throw in 10mg when I’m deep into harsher compounds, just to keep cholesterol in check.

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TestEcles's picture

I purposely get labs done at the end of oral cycles so my lipids will be shit and get prescribed rosuvastatin and lisinopril which are covered 100% by insurance. Few weeks of halo works amazingly well for this.

Pandateston's picture

Smart move, bro !

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randomdude's picture

Smart? Retarded? Both? Does it matter if it works? Lol.

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TestEcles's picture

I get labs done where my lipids are perfect too. Got to keep my Dr on his toes. Just tell him I ate McDonald’s every day for a month to explain when they are shit

randomdude's picture

Lmao. Poor guy is probably waking up at 2am thinking about your lipids.

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Mikeyt84LINY's picture

Now that's keeping it real!

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Jimmynutron6767's picture

Where do I find your gear tests at? Testing quality?

Jockstrap's picture

Quest, privatemdlabs or any place you can privatly get a blood test.

Jimmynutron6767's picture

I ment his test on his gear I see many companies here get there product tested by a lab to show quality like a 25 mg pill shows it’s 25mg of actual var let’s say?

RobertB80's picture

You can get your gear tested through Jano. If you want to see gear tests from a source might be worth considering that you might not be getting same batch as one that’s tested.

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