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Milfpounder's picture

Hahahahahahahahahaha yesssss

Milfpounder's picture

Fuck man in my 20's I was so sketched out by "taking gear". Even for most of my 30's never even crossed my mind.

Once I started having symptoms however, at age 38 and got prescribed it's been a downhill slide and now I spend most of my day talking shit here and buying gear. Like this whole time I was a dirtbag on the inside and didn't know it.

press1's picture

Yeah - we try not to think about that part though that we are literally needle junkies LMAO I have to remind myself too that although seeing needles and barrels in my place is as normal as seeing a toilet roll, others may not feel the same and will be literally freaking out if they were to see them on the kitchen top when they come in my place Lmfao!!!!

RobertB80's picture

Remember the first time I pinned test. Had to do it at work to hide it from my wife! 37 years old at the time injecting myself in work toilet, keeping all the gear, needles and syringes there. My boss asked me why I had a lock on my office cabinet! LMAO!!

randomdude's picture

No work husband to stick you in the bathroom?

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Milfpounder's picture

Hahaha fuckin @randomdude always says the funniest shit

randomdude's picture

Thanks man. I really try.

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press1's picture

I can't even imagine trying to hide it all if my partner didn't know about it, having to hide the stash and needles you aren't using - then having to hide what you are. It would be a total nightmare. Imagine if you had been caught at work doing that!!!

RobertB80's picture

I’m pretty sure they knew mate. It was one of those places where a lot went on and as long as you exceeded targets they couldn’t give a fuck

RobertB80's picture

Having to hide what you are. Something you want to share buddy? LMAO!!

randomdude's picture

We all know he’s into trannys but no one is judging him.

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press1's picture

You show me a member on here who says they've never watched a sexy tranny video online and I'll show you a Liar!!! I just have the balls to admit it LMAO

RobertB80's picture

I’ve never watched a sexy tranny video online

randomdude's picture

I also prefer live shows.

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RobertB80's picture

He’s not hiding tranny love that’s for sure

randomdude's picture

I did trt through a clinic for a few years. Then told my wife I found a cheaper way. She was a little worried at first because “ordering substances online”.

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RobertB80's picture

Those mail order brides are very understanding

randomdude's picture

She can’t read or speak English. Life is great.

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Milfpounder's picture

Youre wife come around, or did you get rid of the wife?

RobertB80's picture

Long gone mate. Onwards and upwards

Milfpounder's picture

Hell yes. Good move.

Milfpounder's picture

Hahaha very true. I'm currently working out of town, and I was wondering what would happen if the cleaning ladies stumbled across my stuff. Would be so awesome if I walked in and some Mexican chick had a needle sticking out of her ass and shes just doing pushups. "Oh I see you found my gear"

Milfpounder's picture

Ur good until they find you on here. Hahaha

Tat2man's picture

lol

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KingKlover's picture

They won't test for peds but they will ask you on the lie detector test.

Banjokid2020's picture

I have no idea or experience. But maybe something like that might come up in a polygraph. Maybe not steroids specific, but illegal drug use.

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Drexyl's picture

It’s asked. The thing is it’s not a disqualification, however lying is. There’s waivers for almost everything.

Tat2man's picture

I highly doubt that you will be tested for PED’s.
And let’s put it this way the best bodybuilder on earth Ronnie Coleman was a Dallas cop and he didn’t lose his job for being on gear. You should be good.

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Tat2man's picture

Looks about right dude lol

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