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+ 13 Happy Birthday America

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Murica.

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Jockstrap's picture

AMERICA FIRST

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MERICA

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Bludog's picture

That's fuckin funny!!!!

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Asa's picture

Thanks to those who paid in blood. May we still fly old glory for generations to come!

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Mac12769's picture

No politics, just Patriotism.

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Not trying to get political - don’t care for our government, but I love our people. Enjoy your 4th (and the weekend) and BE SAFE! Don’t do anything overly stupid!

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And that’s what’s all about, our great country.

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All Thanks to us for giving you your freedom mate!! LMFAO

sandman3698's picture

Thank God, I would've slapped my grandparents and emigrated my ass right back to Germany if I had to be around heinz beans on toast.

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press1's picture

Watched a really good Film last night called 'We Live in Time' - it's a Romantic/comedy for the wives Lol It can be my apology to her for being nasty about her cooking! lol Its on Netflix currently Smile

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Hilariously my wife decided to make some. Brown sugar and bacon..... the way God intended.

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Dude, do they still make that plate? My mom had those in the late 70's/early 80's.

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I doubt it. My wife loves old stuff. She goes to goodwill and buys the most "old lady" shit she can find. I'm pretty sure this plate is one of those.

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press1's picture

LMAO!!! Here's one for a Sunday mate -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agC3lIfPuQU

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Man I was a BIIIIGGGG Alice Cooper fan many years ago

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So was I buddy, still am. First concert I ever went to when I was 8 years old on the Trash Tour!! I also wanna Fuck Nita Strauss real badly - there is NOTHING sexier than a sexy bitch that can play metal guitar.

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Alice's Touring Lead Guitarist ....

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Jockstrap's picture

My cousin was his groundskeeper. Grwat job til alice was like...do you party? Lol...they spent the summer partying the grounds looked messed up so he got fired. He says best summer ever! Loved working for alice

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Bro that’s a cool fucking story, could you even imagine partying with Alice Cooper in his prime? I’m a pretty shitty guitarist but I’d pick one up just to say I played with him

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No way!!! That's pretty cool

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Was a fellow drunkard that got his shit together too lol

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Yeah I believe he quit when he began throwing up blood all the time.

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It was when I was reliving scenes from leaving Las Vegas for me. Curled up in a ball in a hot shower at 6am getting enough vodka in me to stop the spasms and get out the door to work. The first couple of swallows would come back up, but eventually things would level out lol. Don’t miss it at all, I was very lucky. Guardian angel or god maybe, but I came out relatively unscathed.

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Next thing - QUIT those Bloody Fags!!! Lmao

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Yeah, bought a new vape. Start my new job on Thursday, there’s absolutely no way I’ll be able to smoke anymore and not offend people with the odor.

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The company I’m working for at the moment is completely tobacco free. If you smoke or vape, you’re supposed to get in your vehicle and leave the property. I vape. I recently started using those tobacco free nicotine pouches. They’re pretty good.

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I’ll give it a go, thanks for the tip. This place is a very very clean environment, there’s simply no way I could smell like tobacco. I’m out of thumbs ups lol

Imagedynamiks's picture

Nicotine gum is nice, too, but expensive. Within the past 3 months I kicked my 18 year dipping habit… if I can kick the stupid habit, you can too!

I long for a freaking dip here and there, though, especially when things get extra stressful at the house or if I’m mowing the lawn, stuff like that - but jumping on the juice finally gave me enough motivation to stop, oddly enough.

Anywho, you’re a grown man, you make your own decisions. If you don’t mind international sources, I’d suggest looking into Swedish snus. It’s FAR healthier than tobacco products stateside (except for maybe the General Snus if it’s in your area) and comes in tons of flavors, strengths, and brands. Kinda pricey with shipping costs, but you can’t beat how smooth it is.

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I’ll definitely check it out, thanks bro. Nicotine is my last vice at this point though, when I give that up what’s left? Straight arrow at 50yo? Lol

Jockstrap's picture

Yummeh!!! Hells yes

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Are you sure that isn't Cat shit mate??!!

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Ahahahah damn

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And this is the 2nd time you've referred to my wife's cooking as some form of cat excrement.... I hope you get shinned with another 1 kilo weight.

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press1's picture

HAHAHA I faintly remember something from the past - what did she cook last time?? LMFAO ROFL

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Biscuits and gravy... and it was delicious.

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At least I'm nice to your Goats though!! lol

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Best tasting cat shit I've ever had....... not that I've ever eaten cat shit <.<..... atleast not as far as YOU know.

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Looks edible.

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press1's picture

Apart from the Pork Faggots Lmao

sandman3698's picture

I was assuming they were chunks of loin with gravy.... I'd Google it but I don't want to be put on yet another list for googling "faggot" lol

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Pork faggots are meatballs made from minced off-cuts and offal (traditionally pig's heart, liver, and fatty belly meat or bacon) mixed with herbs and sometimes bread crumbs. They're a traditional British dish originating from the Midlands and the South West dating back to 1851!

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Actually sounds kinda good if the ratios are right.

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