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Betcha weren’t quite sure what to expect clicking that title huh…

JUST GREAT GEAR YA SICKOS! Lol!

On the real UG still has some of the harder to find products on hand is continues to do super generous promotions! Got some tried & true mast.

Continues to be one of the intl. labs I trust immensely.

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CHIMAIRA75's picture

Fuck yeah they do! I just got some mast e from them. Para is the shit! And you can count on it being in stock almost every time. Enjoy brother man!

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smurfdude1234567's picture

Been meaning to check in with ya! How’s the hobbling around going? Any PT plans?

CHIMAIRA75's picture

I'm actually walking without any assistance brother. Still got the boot, but it comes off tomorrow. I go to a softer brace.
I started hitting the gym last week. Trying to work my way back up there. I lost 20 fucking pounds lying here in this bed for months. Working on getting my strength back. My feelings are definitely hurt by the loss of strength. Lol! I'm about 50 pounds off from what I was lifting before, so it could be worse. Just hurts the pride a little. Lol
I'm halfway done with my PT. Everybody from the therapist to my doctor are floored by my recovery. I did tell them I'm the beginning though. Told them that I'm not their average patient. That it's gonna fuck with their head how quickly my body will bounce back. They snickered. Now they're like welp, you called it. Lol
Anyhow, I'm getting there brother. Still got a ways to go but I'm getting there. I'm just hoping I can get away from this without any crazy limp. Know what I mean? I'm just gonna keep working it and hope for the best.
And thanks! I wanna thank the guys that been there for me through this. You, Press1, there's a few. I'm grateful for you guys! Saw me through some rough shit! I appreciate ya!

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smurfdude1234567's picture

I completely get it. Must still feel weird you’ve been used to your certain gait for your whole life so I’m sure even slight changes feel extremely uncomfortable for a while.

That is great to hear my man. I truly believe mindsets like that help recovery just as much as medicines in some cases. Placebo and our brain power is so beyond astonishing. You can make yourself sick to the point of real physical symptoms if you believe it.

Hell you don’t just believe it- you KNOW it and it’s showing! Hell you’re here with a whole mangled leg and going quicker than I did with solely my kneecap and definitely less pain meds. More of a man than me brother.

50lbs on some major lifts really isn’t big at all considering you lost 20lbs of mass! You stay in decent shape so we know a lot of that was muscle feeding. I would’ve expected some to be even lower. You’ll bounce back in no time actually being able to train while eating correctly.

It’s always a great feeling to have prayers actually seem to be answered.

No thank you’s needed my man and I’m sure the other guys feel the same! We’re a community and I care for lots of y'all and your wellbeing! We all know you’d be right there providing the same support if the tides were turned.

CHIMAIRA75's picture

Of course I would! I'd be right there to support you or any of the guys. No question!
And I've always surpassed the doctor's expectations when it comes to my body's healing. I'll be honest, I wasn't so sure with this one, given how bad it was, but it happened.
I'm not sure I won't come out of this without a limp? My gait has definitely been affected immensely. I'd be happy with having most of my use and gait back. The mind is a powerful thing.
I think I lost most of the weight on the first few weeks. Couldn't eat for shit. Couldn't bring myself to even give myself trt injections for a few weeks. Fucked my whole body up! I'm on the comeback now. This is for all the marbles! Lol! Imma come back bigger, stronger, and leaner than ever. Believe that! It's personal now lol

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Mac12769's picture

Another one of my fav compounds.......good call Ok

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smurfdude1234567's picture

The mental feeling alone puts it at a super high rank for me!

bigred250's picture

Mast is king. Nice freaking haul. What do you like to run it at?

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smurfdude1234567's picture

I’ve ran it everywhere from 200mg-1.6g per week. Nowadays I stay mostly between 200-600. Probably going to do 300-400 this cycle.

It’s definitely one of the greats.

CHIMAIRA75's picture

Any more than 300-400 and I'm a fucking asshole. Like way worse than tren! I love the shit, but I gotta be careful. Lol

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smurfdude1234567's picture

Yeah above 800 I notice some antsy times and start getting more apt to make confrontational decisions. Normally I’d never road rage and ignore anyone who does with a laugh or thumbs down.

On tren or high mast I’m almost guaranteed to be getting out and fighting whatever dumbass if they take it there lol.

Mast is much more tame for me in general though. Below 800 I have none of the quick to anger symptoms or ego stroking shit that tren sometimes makes me feel. Libido is much more controllable and I just generally feel happy.

Not many compounds give me the over all “well-being” type feeling I get from mast.

CHIMAIRA75's picture

Holy fuck brother! 800? You're the man! Lol
I come even close to 500 and it's the most agitated, angry feeling. I love the way the compound makes me feel and absolutely LOVE the results it gives. I just have to kinda micro manage myself when I'm on that shit. Lol

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damage33's picture

I'm losing my hair just by looking. Biggrin

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smurfdude1234567's picture

Hahahaha 99% genetics my man! I am VERY lucky. I have super thick silky/straight brown hair and have never had issues with hair loss- if anything I have too much. I’ve thrown some crazy toxic compounds and drugs at myself and have never even had increased shedding.

I honestly feel bad for the guys that can’t run it…. Mast mentally makes me feel amazing. Like an antidepressant almost without tren levels of amped energy changes. Just a steady happiness and confidence.

I’d say primo for the effects is a decent substitute, but very different outcomes. The E2 masking is great for some but I’ve never needed. Primo is even easier on bloods/body, but you have to run higher dosages for a similar outcome. It also doesn’t give me even 10% of the same mental feeling. I always feel good on primo, but mast is demigod type stuff haha.

Like a tame/happy tren lol.

Pandateston's picture

Primo does any different for you?

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Imagedynamiks's picture

I dunno, bro, with BigNate posting shower pics and the tranny pics on Unc’s page, I have no idea what to expect anymore…

This, though, I can get behind! Nice, clean, gear shots! Beautiful!!!

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smurfdude1234567's picture

Don’t lie…. You would’ve been fine with either Wink

Hahahaha! I love what we’ve cultivated with that page.

Mikeyt84LINY's picture

I'm heading straight to unc's page to see the new material. Lol

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Imagedynamiks's picture

Don’t be disappointed, I just meant a few pages back. I have to hide my phone opening up Unc’s page… never know what I’ll see

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Mikeyt84LINY's picture

Lol

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Pandateston's picture

Solid pull, Smurff … can’t go wrong with that lineup. Glad to see you’re keeping it FREAKY the right way Lol I’ve got my first UGFreak + ParaPharma order en route too … excited to finally see what the hype is about. I’m a mast-or-primo kind of guy myself, so this should hit right!

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smurfdude1234567's picture

You’ll enjoy it brother man! PP has been solid intl for years and years now. Never had an issue myself and having them in stock is super nice.

Me too my man. Almost every cycle I’ve ran in the past 5 years has contained mast or primo at some dosage.

I feel mentally better on mast, but primo is so synergistic and i feel healthy on it backed by stable bloods even at higher doses.

Mast can start to stress the body using too much.

Pandateston's picture

Totally agree with you, brother man… I always keep a DHT-derived in year-round, whether cruising or blasting. I like to rotate between mast and primo depending on the phase and goals. Like you said, mast sharpens the mind and brings that dry look, but can get a little taxing when pushed high for too long. Primo’s a smoother ride … more anabolic, easier on the system, and bloods always come back cleaner even at higher doses. It’s definitely one of those strategic compounds that plays well with everything. Just a matter of timing, season, and how the body’s responding. Appreciate your insight as always…solid take.

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Masteron Heaven Smile
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smurfdude1234567's picture

Nectar of the gods

Mikeyt84LINY's picture

Git it while it's hot nah.
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If they don't fix this raw bizz over there, gonna have to start extracting dht derived compounds from bull balls. Good and pure.
To each his own how you choose to extract it.

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smurfdude1234567's picture

Wait… you’re not supposed to get it straight from the source?!?

You ever see that dude Connor Murphy? Was a younger influencer type dude but I haven’t kept up in years. He made a video about semen eating a while back that got some traction. Still don’t know if it was satire or not lol.

SeeOhShow's picture

There’s legit cookbooks on incorporating semen in to recipes. It’s sadly a thing….

smurfdude1234567's picture

And how do you know this my friend…? Hahaha

SeeOhShow's picture

Protein goals are protein goals man. You can’t shame me.

smurfdude1234567's picture

How do you know I was shaming? Maybe I was curious about SRCing! LOL

Mikeyt84LINY's picture

Lmaoooo nah I'm gonna look him up now. They really did used to eat animal testes cuz they thought it brought vitality.
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Middle age man in 1500 " hey honey hope your ready tonight I'm pounding down some massive goat testicles. "

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smurfdude1234567's picture

You find it?!?

He literally sat by a dude and talked about dude cumming in cups for him to drink later.

Not just eating his own…

Found the vid.

https://youtu.be/DCGZOQ3wNiA?si=EfDGgAs_IL39qgrP

Dude says “I wish I liked all genders but unfortunately no matter how hard I try I am as straight as an arrow…” as he’s drinking cum from other dudes and himself.

I don’t care who you are if you’re a cum eater you’re not fully straight LOL