posted Thu, 12/05/2024 - 12:37
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+ 13 Titans Golden Ticket!
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Got a golden fucking ticket to the factory of gains boys. Really didn't expect it and am super hyped.
And got some good orals. Hitting the gym soon and popped a cardarine. It could standalone as legit candy. Makes it easier to keep it subl as long as possible.
Oh and the candy bar was good as fuck too. The wife and I destroyed it.
Thanks Unc and titans team!
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Wait he really sent a fake? I thought he was joking, that’s fucking savage
If he tries to purchase a everlasting tasty cardarine oral from me I'd tell him "Good day sir"
He didn't. Arthur Slugworth did. That slimeball.
(Rick james) Cooollldd Blooooddded
My stomach dropped and I instantly started playing 2000s emo music
if it makes you feel better, each year someone fails to show up with a golden ticket, last year I randomly picked someone else but I wanted there to be a backup
I hope whoever gets the ticket claims it and receives the joy of massive gains lol. Of course I want that as well but I ain't cock blocking no one else or I guess I should say I ain't gains blocking no one hah
Plot Twist: There is no other ticket and Unc is trolling --
Would be a wild roller coaster of emotion lol
Yeah... What else would you do?.... I guess maybe sit in the tub in the dark with the shower on..?
Im heartbroken for ya buddy.
We have determined this ticket to be counterfeit and the likely works of Arthur Slugworth. Note the suspiciously worded ticket, misspellings and crooked lettering.
In the event that a golden ticket winner fails to show up, this ticket will become valid and will take the place of the missing ticket.
If ALL 5 ticket holders are located, the ticket holder and their companion will be given a small bribe for their assistance in catching the perpetrator of this ticket.
BRUTAL!! The lore is insane.
Your telling me...you and your anus still have a chance
This man will not be buying any everlasting tasty orals from me.. the bastard lol
It also looks like the cheapskate that printed the Golden ticket couldn't be bothered to buy a new printer ink cartridge LMFAO
Hahaha! Bro all of our inner childhoods should be leaking pre-cum it was cold but that is so creative.
Ever seen the theory that Slugworth was actually a WONKA employee/spy and rigged all the tickets/fake ticket and that explains how he’s there every single time one of the kids opens a new one- he planted them!
This face will now haunt my nightmares
I have to admit mate - I know nothing at all about Willy Wonka. I liked things like Star Wars and Superman!
Oh brother even if not your cup of tea I’d say it’s worth a watch anyways!
THIS IS SO FUCKING SICK!!!
Congrats dude!
That’s so sick! I couldn’t wait to open my last order today. No ticket but this was a bad ass promo. Looking forward to doing it again next year
What'd ya end up getting?
Summmmbitch!
I don't even care to admit how giddy I was when I opened the pack and saw that golden ticket shining like 24k carat gold even before unwrapping the bar. Was a magical moment haha
I'd be doing backflips
I would preemptively put on knee pads LOL
I've got the lube on hand. Knee pads on. Candles lit. Ready to earn it.
Gotta set the mood
Maybe one of the tickets will read "must be a new member with a huge anus"
Let's just say, it's seen a thing or two.
Must be a fan of Sean John Combs
Well shit that could be anyone
You deserve it brother!!! So excited it’s going to be a VERY Merry Christmas!!!
Look at that. U deserved that. Now u can get tons of tren. Lmao
Def want to try some of his hulk juice.
I'll have to learn the ways of the tren from you tren master
I’m on it right now. Loving it dude even low dose. So excited to get into a cycle with his cut blend, but wanted to see how I react to tren alone after a couple years first
Man i almost got some of his cut blend. It sat in my cart until he closed and I didn't pull the trigger.
Hahaha... I'm hoping to be a master.
Lmao your about too have a boat load of gear congrats bro amen too that I wish I used orals often but I don’t cause unc shit seems like the go too.
anvilSee , good things come to those that do good things. Congrats my guy!
What the ticket do?
Looks like you might be finding out!
Eat blueberry orals and shit
Lol I gotta try some of these sources.. Dude has candy flavored orals.. Another has banana... Lol shits hilarious.
I'm waiting on the Titans x Warheads colab
Oh man if he actually made his orals sour like warheads I’d have to preemptively put myself on both a kidney and liver transplant list….
Lemon head var would be insane. Truthfully I don’t think it’d be that difficult either. I think it’s literally just sour powder.
Shit idk. Hoping I get to swim in a river of primo at the wonka factory
Suckle the teet of titans Oompa Loompa’s to get tren direct from source
Hearing everyone rave about these chocolate bars makes me excited for the 6 bars I have coming in the mail lol