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Lmao it’s hard to grip when the hands numb
Lol
“The Stranger Things” bahaha.
Sounds like some Urban Dictionary type stuff. I saw one years back called “The Charizard” where while fucking missionary you light the girls pubes on fire right before you cum and then extinguish said pube fire with your load. You can find some wild shit on there
You gotta be kidding me lol. Watch someone go try this!
First I’d have to find a woman with enough bush that would actually ignite, it’s been about 17 years since I’ve seen one like that face to face. She was from New Jersey.
I know you're telling the truth because you've make it known before how you had a legendary encounter with a chia pet. I bet you couldn't find your way out of that dark entanglement of an environment to save your ass! I bet you still think about it too @Drexyl
Man I think I might of told you this already but I prefer a woman with hair, not all that clean shaved crap that some women seem to do. It's silly man. Grown women looking like damn elementary school kids. Kind of a turn off if ya ask me. I've never dug it.
I like somewhere in the middle. But I’ll take shaved over the mess I dealt with that night. I actually laughed. It looked like a cross between an eagles nest and a catchers mitt. I’ve seen a lot of bush, this topped them all. The sides damn near went to her hips. The craziest part? She was hot, and a spectacular body.
Damn to her hips?! That's a lot of hair action. She probably never shaved before in her life. Bet u lit that bush on fire.... either that or you coughed up hair balls! Lol
I stopped putting Easter grass in my kids baskets after that, gave me flashbacks.
Hahaha. I can dig it.
So what ya end up doing to her? That's the big question
Everything
Lol
I bet you still find the occasional 18inch pube in between ya teeth….
On the bright side you probably haven’t had to floss since then!
That’s insane! Sounds like she could’ve done legitimate hairstyles with her fuckin’ bush! Sure you didn’t rip a chick out of the 70’s???
I really wish I got a pic of it, it looked like a welcome mat.
Damn. Yeah that's kinda over the top
You kinda enjoyed it though....no?
He's told that story before
You mean you haven’t?!?
Don't tell me you have? Lol You joking right?
Look at my comment to Drexyl above
Fuck no I haven’t hahaha… I actually agree though. Well groomed and just slight can be better than baby butt smooth. It can also get outta control real fast. That’s a part of the golden era I probably wouldn’t have enjoyed lol! Used to have to brave the Amazon Rainforest just to get to the goods!
A lil Amazon rainforest never hurt nobody!!!! @smurfdude1234567 lol
Just by me me saying that you can tell I'm a 70's wannabe guy lol. I'm sure every woman was ummm puffed up and puffed out back then.... I'm positive. I just can't get into the smooth stuff. What they're gonna do is mess around and get razor bumps, then they'll really be looking fking sick!
I never knew a girl that shaved who ended up with razor bumps of in grown hairs. Lucky fuckers. Nothing worse than an ingrown hair on the base of your shaft or next to your sack you need to use a razor blade to cut out.
Exactly. But hey some women tend to think all that hair is a turn off. I mean if it's controlled it shouldn't be an issue
The old donkey punch was one of my favorites on urban dictionary. Plow a girl in the ass from behind them when you're about to bust you punch her in the back of head so she clenches everything up as you cum. I don't mind a little roughness in bed. But all out punching is a bit more than I'm cool with. I had an ex who wanted to get into knife play. Goes without saying she was one freaky slut.
Bahahaha there was this not-so-bright kid named Kyle in grade school around the time when “donkey punchin that Hoe” was becoming popularized like meme speak lol.
Well one day we all dared Kyle to Donkey Punch Mr.Bigbee… Mr.Bigbee was a 250lb+ 6ft Woodshop and Mechanics teacher. Kyle ran up behind him and donkey punched him so hard it audibly echoed through the class(it was an outdoor portable classroom trailer esc.).
Bigbee turned a shade of red I had never seen and looked like he was comtemplating knocking out this little fuckin kid and giving up his salary lol…
he grabbed him by the scruff of the shirt and said HALLWAY. NOW. But continued to drag him all the way outside and I assume to the principles office. Kyle honestly got some props for that one. Definitely a core grade school memory now.
Kyle… if you’re out there I hope you’re still donkey punchin” hoes you sicko!!
Knife play is where it’s at! It’s hard to come across a female that’s down for that. Any type of clawing or cutting is big for me. I’d take off my shirt around people and they’d be like wtf hahaha something about it makes me feel like a beast tho
Just not my thing. I can do some light choking, holding them down, tying them up or some light/moderate smacking. But taking a sharp blade to skin was a few steps too far for me. That relationship sucked but the sex was great. Only girl i've ever been with where you cumming caused her to cum. Finishing at the same time is always fun.
I’m also big on chocking. My girls family was trippin hard and questioned her in front of me while looking at me side ways. Then we both looked at each other like damn these people are really gonna make us explain. Since then I’ve lowered the position of my hand so it’s only chest bruising. Same thing with wrists I have to hold her down on the forearms bc she will have bruising around her wrists. And well it’s a bad look to walk around with a female that has neck and wrists bruising lmao. I like getting bit clawed chocked and hit. I have nice claw marks on my back and there’s been times when she bites chunks off me. Rope is fun too. We are sexually compatible. We have both struggled in previous relationships bc of our sexual desires. I couldn’t be with someone who wouldn’t allow me to do things I need. She loves cumming with each other but she cums to quick lol that shit is annoying.