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Home remedies for protein farts bros?

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We all know how acidic those hot farts can get. What good is it looking incredible, if women (or men for some of you) run from us bc our farts are capable of melting steel? What can I do to combat that GAs gas? It's comes and goes. Sometimes it stays for like 3 days.
I've been eating less carbs, and more protein. Thinking about how my body reacts to just meat and eggs whatever that diet is. I haven't cut out sugar/carbs yet, just eating a lot less. The all meat/eggs diet works great for some people. Im considering doing for health ... I think veggies/fruits and meat And eggs would be healthy for me. Am I wrong to think that? Considering how bad my insides seem to be reacting to my slite change in eating habits.

Anyone with any knowledge on how flatulence works, appreciation in advance.

RobertB80's picture

Those farts are your body’s way of letting you and the world know that gains are on their way!

Jockstrap's picture

Blue flame. Party trick time fun.

DeeMan's picture

Huh? That's how you burnt your anus the last time. You're suppose to warn against that

Johncream1's picture

As for the powders, cold filtered protein does wonders. It’s expensive but I can drink up to 180g a day with no stomach discomfort or gas.

The food part Is just knowing your body. Tuna seems to be my biggest culprit

press1's picture

When you are saying Cold filtered are you referring to Hydrolysed?

vengar's picture

Activated charcoal

23Sparta's picture

That makes sense

vengar's picture

I use if for food allergies, helps absorb and eliminate undigestable food particles and left over filler from oral medications.

infern0's picture

Problem is it can also mess with absorbing vitamins, supplements, food and medication. It’s not just the filler getting excreted possibly also some of the medication making it less effective. That’s why it’s used in OD’s. For the food allergies you’re just making what u ate less absorbed therefore less allergies and less nutrients.

vengar's picture

True to an extent. Thats why you wait 2-3hr after eating a trigger food before taking it, or in the middle of the night when your stomachs empty so your only targeting whats undigestable. Never take it with your meds/ supps or meals.

23Sparta's picture

What do you think about charcoal for alleviating stress on our kidneys when we’re running toxic substances?

infern0's picture

I think it can be helpful for that use, but with orals they’ll be weaker if you dose them together since less will be absorbed, I’m not really sure if it’ll work the same way for injectables.

But if you think of running it you need to time it correctly possibly 2+ hours before eating and taking supplements or meds just so it doesn’t reduce their efficacy.

Greg's picture

Get a service dog you can take with you everywhere you go.

RobertB80's picture

My man

23Sparta's picture

It’s part of the game

DeeMan's picture

Man I wish someone would of told me that when I got inside that elevator. Damn I've smelled some bad smells but that was at the top of the list. That dude got issues inside

23Sparta's picture

Goddamn in the elevator? Motherfucker has no soul

DeeMan's picture

Yeah..Out of all places he could of pulled that damn stunt. I should of known something was up as soon as I walked in and that dude walked out. The lady even knew it was that dude. And to add insult to injury it was hot inside the damn thing. Not sure why air vents were bad. If I could of been hulk and busted out you better believe I would have lol

23Sparta's picture

Fuck bro, for real that’s crazy af. Who the fuck can’t hold it for an elevator ride? At least he wasn’t filming a TikTok prank or some shit. Ida lost my mind and ended up back on the yard

DeeMan's picture

Best believe I wanted to get at dude. Regardless if he was 6'5 or so. Like I said that poor lady gagged. Smelled like a skunk on steroids so to speak. Rotten like a mofo!
Guess some dudes have nothing better to do. You probably can find something like that on tiktac or tic Tok lol. Wouldn't surprise me

23Sparta's picture

Haha chase him down and tackle him and be like… what the fuck? That’d be a funny ass TikTok right there

DeeMan's picture

@23Sparta I might as well been a Firefighter cause I was looking for that smoke lol. Thinking back kinda crazy though

23Sparta's picture

Haha firefighter, I’m stealing that one bro

DeeMan's picture

You can steal it...that SMOKE!!!

23Sparta's picture

I hand it out for free

DeeMan's picture

O yeah? Nah I don't look trouble. It tends to find me

23Sparta's picture

That’s how it be sometimes DeeMan

DeeMan's picture

Facts. You know how that is. You've seen it before

Rosschestzip's picture

How come I don’t get those? Does that mean I’m not eating enough protein? Because aren’t the farts mean your not digesting it all? So if I’m digesting it all, I can handle more ? If I’m not getting protein farts than I’m not going hard enough right? Lol

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press1's picture

I always just look at it as it means your nitrogen retention level in the bloodstream is high, Dbol always gives me farts with protein shakes almost immediately cos it spikes your levels up high and quick. Look at it as a positive even if others don't!!! LOL

eighty7's picture

Take digestive enzymes so you can actually utilize more of the protein rather than just shitting it out.

press1's picture

Do they allow you to do that?

eighty7's picture

Yes they help you breakdown more of what you eat.

DeeMan's picture

Steeltoad ...so that was you that left a nasty ass foul smelling gas cloud in the elevator a few days ago. Maann It was bad and the poor lady inside the elevator with me almost lost her lunch gagging! Not good steeltoad lol! That seriously happened. Crop dust at it's finest!
Nah but like inferno commented beneath, get some probiotics

ChuckThaDuck22's picture

I can’t go wrong with some old fashioned peanut butter, kinda blocks the colon up, but not enough to constipate ..

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Steeltoad777's picture

Funny Ive been laying off thebpeanut butter since this has been happening. This all makes perfect sense.

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ChuckThaDuck22's picture

Large amounts of PB leads to an increase of estrogen blah blah blah, could it really be THAT significant? Probably not…

The best substitute IMO is sunflower butter.

Want to really stop the farting, I throw my peanuts shells husk and all and grind until I get my homemade peanut butter, SHELL AND ALL, it makes for large “plunger-worthy” shits.

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infern0's picture

It’s because protein is composed of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen , nitrogen and sulfur, the sulfur in the protein is the reason your farts stink. I’d add probiotics to your diet, kefir, yoghurt and fermented food like kimchi etc could help.

Steeltoad777's picture

Ahhh ok! I've got some probiotic pills/powder. I'll start with those. Pick up some kefir also. Im gonna give the... Kimchi a shot also. Best to get it ... Raw or... How is it aold... Unprocesses or something. Just any kimchi or should I look for a certain quality /brand ? Thanks man

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infern0's picture

Mostly look for unpasteurised pickled stuff, since pasteurisation kills the beneficial bacteria. I don’t really have a specific kimchi brand but I believe raw should be best.

DeeMan's picture

Exactly... sulfur is key and you're right about adding probiotics. Took the words right out of my mouth.