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We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

AppleJuice's picture

I’m looking for info on the tren/test combo too. Any updates? Smile

HOSS CLIBBINS's picture

Order #2 from everybody’s favorite Uncle has arrived a day earlier than expected. All in all it was 6 (COUNT ‘EM….1 2 3 4 5 6) days from order to receipt. Better service and faster shipping than most vendors even while a disgruntled (now former) boyfriend was playing love games with the site. Keep doing what you’re doing Unc..you are the man.
I guess I should say the DBol is legit and I started the Provi yesterday, so it’s too early to tell, but based on my past experience with his products it will be top quality.

UncleYoked's picture

Still won't give back my favorite T shirt

HOSS CLIBBINS's picture

---- He’s still sleeping with it and drying his tears on it.

Swollengonads's picture

500 test e, 4 weeks in, feeling great, literally can't walk from pip, shits that concentrate

FartDracula's picture

read this as a slam poem

Swollengonads's picture

I do an improv on Thursdays, they had to wheelchair me onto the stage

lift heavy's picture

I tried that 500 test e only one time and could not handle it

Irishmailman.'s picture

When will MG be operational?

UncleYoked's picture

This can't be real.... I remember watching videos of him selling on late night infomercials and saying "But wait, there's more" not bloopers.
Please tell me I'm not the only one, this is the first time this Mandela effect has really got me.

Boxes's picture

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-505123_162-42742049/billy-mays-dies-and-the-...

I wouldn’t claim this is confirmation. But the first sentence of this 2009 article after his death claims he used the line.

Edit: something weird happened to the link when I shared it here. You can still see the article if you search the title of it in Google though.

Drexyl's picture

I’m with you, but was it Billy Mays that said it or one of the other late night hucksters?
Edit- wife just confirmed Billy Mays. But, there was also the shamwow guy and the British guy that had the blender cup things. “And now you can make an easy omelette!”

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Dragoon's picture

He never actually said but wait there is more in any infomercial. Only in a few blooper reels.

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stolenbases_sd's picture

Are you currently accepting new orders/customers? Looking to place my first order through titans but want to make sure all the issues you’ve been having have been resolved. Thank you

UncleYoked's picture

oh yeah, that was just a passing fling, we broke up and everything is back to normal. Friday night with the boys and all

stolenbases_sd's picture

Wonderful, thanks for clarifying, look forward to trying you out for the first time ----

FartDracula's picture

Wait...issues? I literally just placed one...what issues?

stolenbases_sd's picture

If you scroll down this page more and read you’ll find out specifically

FartDracula's picture

Yeah that really sucks, I kind of went about this in the dumbest fucking way possible. I'm sure it'll turn out fine

WarDaddy27's picture

If your order was placed properly shouldn't need to worry. Check your mail and order history for updates. I've placed multiple orders with zero issues and always a quick TD.

FartDracula's picture

It's actually hit pre-shipment already, and from what I can tell UncleYoked seems to be pretty cool, maybe a bit overworked and stressed out but cool.

WarDaddy27's picture

Facts, but if I had to transport my balls around in a wheelbarrow, I'd be too. LoL!!

UncleYoked's picture

It's a small wheelbarrow

Liljuicy's picture

Does anyone know if I HAVE to chew the accutane 25mg tablets? They come in a chewable form it says. No sure what is best for the liver haha.

UncleYoked's picture

The halving is here, I'm going to pull down BTC for a bit until things settle as fees are all over the place and sky rocketing 'temporarily' as networks are clogging and BTC miners may be reducing their mining capabilities, who knows what's going on, we just know it's a bit chaotic at the moment. We'll have it back up and running shortly.

FartDracula's picture

oh fuck...

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