The Good old Days of Eroids
I’ve been gone for a while…
I had a score to settle with a soccer player named Felix in a little place call LaMesa. Happily I can report that score has been settled. (I’ll tell the rest of the story another time)
Coming back to Eroids feels different. I feel different. I feel old. I feel like time has changed me, I don’t know what it is. Back in the early days of Eroids, I was the young, sexy, shredded up and comer, 265 lbs of sexual man meat, getting stalked by every chick who ever visited the site (and even a few dudes), no homo. I was young and alive, too young carry a convo in over 40 lounge, and too horny to stay out of the Ladies lounge. I spent most of my time sleeping on Tread M’s couch in the famous west hills trailer park. I was Banging chicks in the eroid van, killing hookers with Viking, writing poetry and eating Ice cream with 7gothic, and getting therapy from grrrlll. (Where the hell is girrrl?)
I spent day after day in the forums verbally assaulting douche bags like Supernova, dudebro and Monster666, (if you know you know) Rusty was just a mere piece of poo on Cinderella’s finger. In those days spent hours talking about home brewed finaplix tren and the fight game with Nitti, Pale wasn’t even Pale back then, but was one of my closest friends. I still like that guy, no homo.
The “No Homo guide book was quoted regularly to fight off the demons of No Homo” (can I even say that anymore? No homo? This was long before Muta was Joey. A young Irish was pinning pecs and Hllwdbdboy was always looking to put me in timeout. Zewi’s wife was cybering me on the daily. ( It was hot until I found out Zewi’s wife was actually Zewi) No homo.
It was a different time. Noid was a tough but fair Mod, even Grrrl was a mod with her velvet hammer. I even remember the day that I suggested that they make a moderator out of a trustworthy young man who went by the name Greg. I hate to be an I told you so kind of guy..but I told you Greg would make a damn fine mod. Back in the day BFG was BFG. The same BFG he is now. The quiet king. I think through the years, I figured out who most people were in real life..but not BFG. He’ has always been a mystery and I liked it that way: My imagination has always pictured a 6 foot 5 Ronnie Coleman who happens to be a genius with a good heart. That’s who I see when I think of BFG.
I had a lot of fun back in those days. I’m excited to see if the new place is the same party it used to be.
It was a party….Damn this place was a party. Lol,. Maybe it was too much of a party…if there is such a thing as too much of a party.
If your an old head and remember the party days stop by in the comments and say Hi. I missed all of you.
All my love, no homo
Ed.
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Lmao!!
Report it to Greg so he can take the name off the Promo Whores Blacklist.
@KMC hahaha!
@Engineereddisaster
Hahaha
Hahahahaha Jesus
Awsome post, i'm still new but this is why I'm here! Eroids is the shit! Never ever did I think I would be a part of any online community. Love you guys and this site, no homo!!!
And no mention of IRISH lmaooo. That wankster and his jokerlabz hahaha but I will say Fina was the fckin man. When a member comes up and starts brewing some wicked gear. Respect. Darkside...Mmmm
I’m too young to remember all of that…….
Who was the guy that was posting up and down on lab tests and lab testing of gear and got exposed as a total fraud making everything up? Was his name beeker or something?
Angus as BFG replied below. "Angus" came back under a different name about a month ago trying to get in a promo and @Greg exposed him
https://www.eroids.com/users/angus
Great post
This is fucking awesome! Ha ha ha I remember it all.
I was close with all those guys you mentioned. Those were some of the greatest and funniest times of my life. We turned big Ds page into the oyster bar back when it was cool.
Didn't you get like a 10 pack of primo for like your second order lol we are all like damn this guy must be rich or really care about his health for only his second cycle.
Aside from that Big D's tren had some bite, but It wore off in 3 days. Ahhh the pirate legs days haha
I could be wrong Simon but my memory works like that somehow
God Damn, you have a great memory!!!!
Lol bro Big Ds page was non stop shit talk some days. That motherfucker could be such a asshole sometimes too. Kinda reminds me of 87 a little but not so autonomous lol. Jk 87 I got love for you too.
87 is what big D should’ve been. His ego got the best of him. I’m only seeing this now , I have reminders muted but the top domestic sources are the real deal. I hope they’re here for a long time.
I definitely remember these days as my first account was created in like 2012 lol. Big d and hulk body were the go to. Poor big d smh. Hope he’s doin alright after all that mess. He was good to me and so was a lot of other sources that are still active here so I won’t mention any but they have definitely dwindled down as the new up and comers are holding strong. This place has always been special to me cause it helped change my life for the better. Bigger stronger faster. When I went away, eroids was always here when I got out. Press has been here forever. He was here since my first account and I just remember wanting to be as strong as him. Many others as well. I’ve had plenty of chances to run with other sites and forums but I’ve always kept it 100 with eroids.
Thankyou for the very kind words buddy, but I think you may be confusing me with another member back when you first joined. I've only been here for 6 years so far, hell back in 2012 I was currently living in hell and was for another few years afterwards lol. I wish you would keep coming on here regularly mate, I miss talking to ya
Press, you have always been one of the kindest and most humble dudes on this site. I never thought I would actually make friends with anyone here until I actually started talking to you. You included me when others wanted to bash on me. I’ll never forget that. I have a lot going on in life as you know more than most of my immediate family lol. But fuckin eroids has always been a place for me to learn and share a fuck ton of laughs, and make a few good friends. I’m here for the long haul brotha.
Lol don’t forget to add “no homo” bahaha!! Ya know press, she’s damn beautiful but gives me the fuckin blues to much these days. I think she’s running gear behind my back lol.
This is the problem with Fitties mate, they also come with added stress in one form or another and ya always have to be on guard for some other bugger playing the best friend act with her telling her you don't appreciate her enough LMFAO Been there, bought the overalls mate lol Many would say thats why you get a munter bird then they always act grateful to be with you, and tend to be great cooks which comes in useful for us guys that like to eat!!!
Those names seem like a lifetime ago…. Glad to see you bro. Hope life’s been fair and treatin you good.
I've taken up pimp killing, you and Vik had pretty much sawn up the hooker side of things and pimps are so very much deserving of a sledge hammer to the head.
Happy day's Ed :)))
Excellent! Just for a little clarification…did you take up pimp killing…or did you take up pimp killing no homo?
Aw man it really has been a while for me also. Seeing an Ed post made me wanna drop back in for a second.
Eroids stays an imprinted core memory for some of us.
Wish every fucker in here nothing but blessings. .
Obligatory No homo
Hey brother it’s good to see you, no homo.
Thanks for stopping by
I got locked up not too long ago and tried your "pen turned into syringe" trick and fuck that shit, I got ink poisoning. I think I skipped a step maybe
Lol! Did you remember to say No homo?
It has been burned into my brain and is part of my top 5 things to remember in any awkward conversation that walks a fine line.
I still look in every couple weeks. Running a business had to be my main priority. But still living large and killing a few hookers here and there when I am not hiding from all the cats I banned in here or called out for outrageous lies lol. I am glad you haven't lost your amazing sense of humor bro.
Bro! It’s good to hear from you. I was wondering if you was that other dude killing the hookers. It seems that they are a little skiddish these days.
I suppose Mike1983 still has plans to make you his final masterpiece now that he has beat cancer by having his wife sneak testosterone into the hospital for him. Lol
I wonder whatever happened to that clown?
ED!….I’ve been here 8 yrs so not in the golden days of eroids but I’ve interacted with almost everyone on that list…I did recently chat with catylist , who broke my balls when I first joined back then ( yah he was mean af! ) haha, ….grrl n goth I heard some things in pm but nothing in a minute…..
Homie I even tried to get you to come out to the ponderosa once to ride a bull if you can remember that?….respectfully you declined, but damnit that would’ve been a party in itself ….
Good to hear from you brother. I think the ponderosa sound like a place I need to experience.
Funny story: im on an AA commitment and im talking to the halfway house and talking about my group "i love these guys, no homo". There was a homosexual counselor in the back room and he made huge scene and stormed out the room. I tried to explain its not an attack on gay people at all. Nevertheless my homegroup was banned after that night.
This is the very reason we need to fight to keep our No homo rights and culture. A man should be able to express love without fear of others thinking that he wants to pack their fudge. No homo.
Thank you bro for standing by your No homo lifestyle in a sensitive environment.
You can often get some very strange and touchy people in the AA rooms and never quite know where you stand with them I found. One time a couple of friends of mine there (who were also friends with each other) were having a little discussion over something trivial and one called the other a 'weirdo' just joking around and this other guy went through the roof about it, started ranting on to 30 others about how offended he was and made to feel unwelcome etc. A whole commotion over absolutely nothing, he never returned after that.
Didn't he start out as "ICE PIRATE" then shortened it to "ICE" before going Pale Rider, Darth Pale and then just plain Pale.
You have a good memory but you forgot Sauron
That’s right! I forgot about Sauron.
Does anyone remember what my original name was?
This feels like a PC trap... Do you mean the one you were assigned at birth, or the one you identify with now?
No fucking way it’s the real you?!…for everyone listening, kmc has to b the oldest living member , I believe he’s 103 yrs old and LOVES pancakes!!…good to see you still here !!
Damn! The triple OG himself! It’s good to see that you are alive and well. I do believe you are correct. Hopefully he’ll show up and confirm.
It’s good to see you bro.
Man, fuck Felix, no homo
Good to see you bro with a no homo backs atcha.!