posted Mon, 04/03/2017 - 16:19
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At my gym, We have this young 5'9 skinny(probably 165 on a good day) guy who loves to slam the fucken weights & yell when he is lifting those heavy 135 pounds deadlifts lol. Always using, for example, the bench press to do rows, the squad rack to do curls, the sitted bench press machine to do pulls( you get the idea) among with a loud yell & the usual dance from time to time when he is done with his set.I just stare at him & give him the "are you dumb" looks. If people craves this much attention, why don't they just get a face tattoo?!?!
Anyway, after reading my rant lol, what type of gym guy annoys you the most at your local gym????
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we got like 6 mexican kids that come in and stand their on their phones talking spanish and laughing really loud while looking at the girls....
Spotty faced kids in the gym in general, but the <26's on their first cycle, oh god
One of them turned to one of the lads when he asked what they were doing, he said: "im on the hulkz"
wtf are they we asked?! "I dunno" he said
I tell you, EnhancedFatlete has a lot to answer for, up there with BloatstonLameoid
Few yrs back we had these two italian kids around 18-19 i rkn. Fully slamming mass juice. They would come in nd go straight to showers and inject each other everyday. Fkn acne, they used to pose up close in mirror, take selfies etc, then one day i saw one of them squeezing the other cunts pimples on shoulders and back. Fucking scummy cunts. They got banned in the end for leaving pins in shower room.
AH for jaysus sakes!!!!!!!!!!
That's absolutely disgusting! Batty Boyz clearly
Lol nah both had slutty lookin misses but yea gross cunts.
Their birds were probably post-op mate lol
AnonAnybody that wears body sprays, perfumes ect. I dont want to smell that shit when im already about to puke.
I don't wanna smell no BO either. Some disgusting SOB's here at local gym smelling like onion & wet dog
AnonAgeed, all adults should wear deodorant, im talking about the guys who slap on 4oz of sex panther and then soak down in some axe body spray then put on their yoga pants, altitude mask and cut off hoodie, then stand around on their cell phones asking people how many sets they got left. I guess atleast wet dog onion guy is sweating.
The "over accessorizer" those clowns that walk around with a duffle bag big enough for a safari trip and have every damn gimmicky piece of shit in the book on top of 1200 in bogus supplements. Wrist wraps, knee wraps, finger wraps, this belt that belt , bands , fucking froot loops! That shit drives me nuts, have a lot of shit? Cool, take out what you're gonna use and leave the trunk in the locker room along with that stupid altitude mask and those tights under your shorts.
LMFAO
Hahaha! I am sort of one of those! Although I use a barrel bag rather than a diffel bag!
Try to keep it to the relevant kit though, i.e. leave the belt at home when its not gonna be used
Thing is, often do 2 sessions a day so need to be prepped. I also use knee wraps on my arms for BFR, so some things never leave the bag!
Need my bag though for other reasons too, I am a clutz and am always losing my keys and phone (despite listening to music via bluetooth!)
This said, I can see how fkn ridiculous it is!!!
hangs head in shame
ArmedPeople on their phones.
Dudes that wear hoods whens its 65 degrees or more, then pace around the gym with their the hood on like they're the grim reaper.
Guys that do box squat but don't actually do box squats, just tap their butt on the box in 1/4 ROM.
Anyone who asks me how many sets I have left.
Idiots who think they can use 3 pieces of equipment at a time, then when you grab one their machines they say "I was on there."
Fat guys that think they're buff, fat girls that think they're power lifters.
My favorite are the sleeveless hoodies people wear st the gym. Please give me a rational explanation for these.
Dipshits that pose more than they lift. SMH
Fat fucks who knock smaller guys, act like they are equal in size to Ronnie Coleman, and look like their 2nd heart attack is around the corner. They usually talk shit loud enough for everyone in the gym to overhear what they are saying.
What they think they look like:
What they actually look like:
Blokes who wear tights in the gym, under their shorts is very bad, but without shorts is worthy of death
AnonYeah i never understood why dudes wear tights under shorts at the gym. I guess its a weird fashion statement, it's rare to see those guys break a sweat. Those guys that wear the hoodie with the sleeves cut off with the hood over their head is another on i dont get. And the thing both of these have in common is they wear that altitude mask and all they do is walk back and forth from the fountain to their cell phone.
I wear them on leg day. I find it helps my muscle keep warm and there for I get fewer cramps in my quads.
AnonIm just jealous i cant wear them because the size of my penis, my balls on the other hand would most likely fit nice. But if its to reduce cramps, what do you do to reduce cramping in you chest and arms? Full body compression suit would be pretty funny.
Sad face.
Anonhaha, im just talking shit man. Its all in good fun. My woman dared me to workout in short shorts and a mesh belly shirt, headband, wrist bands and ankle warmers one time and i did. Granted it was halloween but i still rocked it like i liked it.
Edit: who am i kidding, i really liked it
Hahahaha yep, you hit the nail on the head there!!
There is one very flabby crossfitter who always ends up training(or whatever he does) at the same time on saturdays. He stands in the dumbell area, turns a bench length ways, lines up 5or 6 different weight dumbells and starts flailing them fuckers around. I dont know how he hasnt sent one across the gym yet. Worst part is every week he has xxxx (name of my town) crossfit club hat, and shirt on and their sweater hanging in the locker room. Mind u the shirt is tight a spandex material and tight as hell and i guarantee this dude hasn't been able to see his own dick in 10 years and not knocking my wife she is how she is made. He has bigger tits than her. Fuck im getting pissed and i dont have to see him for 5 more days wtf!!
TrainIntenseFTROh and fairly
Young gym managers
In terrible shape
TrainIntenseFTRPeople who wear
Weight beltS for anything under 365
Bunch of Fucking pussies, unless we're talking a 90 degree bb row
You don't need a belt for everything. I barbell
Row 365 on or
Off, with no belt, for repS and my
Insides have not exploded lmao. MAn the fuck up
And stop dressing like a Priss. if you need to wear a Tank top to feel big, guess what your not big lol
Oh and yes standing in front of the dumbell rack is booshit followed
By the worst lateral raises lmao
Girls that wear those tight ass yoga pants with an outline of their thong, or the really short shorts.... quit fucking my focus up....
ArmedThe sweat stain they get around their thong is even better.
One of my personal favorites, especially when the dripping sweat soaks all the way through.
Yeah, damn thong outline. As most in my gym, I stopped wearing one when I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror
no homo
My wife keeps wearing mine, I don't get it...
She probably looks better then you in it so it's cool to be ok with it. Lol
You gotta be a man and take back that shit bro my wife to my g string once I was so pissed I didn't make her dinner for a week
Damn man, hope those were the edible ones cause I bet she was starving lmao
She doesn't eat anything not gravy flavored lmfao
Fuck it's fucked up then they bend over and dam near becomes see through
That freaking thing just bulges when they bend over, in like wtf... oh and don't you dare look at it, you will then be considered a pervert.. I mean I feel dirty when I look.. my pastor says their has to be a three sec rule.. but that can't be followed up by 3 sec over and over lol.. 3 sec look, then move along and lift some weights
Omg I know but I've become pretty good with the mirrors at my gyms
Gotta like those mirrors. Better viewing angles.
I have two one in my town gym he's 150 and has invisible lat syndrome that shit fucking drives me crazy then on Sundays I go two towns over to a gym cause mine is not open Sundays and this dumb fuck does every muscle in the book and unloads half the dumbell rack and never puts shit away I'm one mg of test away from smashing his face in
Lol a guy at my gym has invisible every other muscle but lats. He has an extremely wide upper back but flab everywhere else.
Yeah the guy that doesn't put his weights away poses every time he puts his weights down or if a girl is around and I've seen him there over 5 years and he hasn't changed a single pound and same just flab all over
Cunts!
The stinky or good smelling kinds? ;)
I'm the most annoying in my gym, I get there after work and try to grab a bench and the crossfit fast sets guys say "I'm using that." So I go to do a warmup on the Smith and the crossfit guys say " I'm using that too." So I sit at the machine and say "Now I'm using it." They don't say a word. Humble the kid and he will stop acting like a jackass. Easy peasy.
Those guys probably annoy me more than anything. Trying to use up 5 pieces of equipment at once. And I really don't see any decent muscle on any of them.
I don't get it. By the time they get back to a muscle group, they've had more rest time than me when I'm working heavy and slow twitch on something.
We have one I named the rooster. He'll hit 225 5 times. Slam it down hard, and bounce off the bench in this weird strut. Then he'll break out in a random dance and run to the next area, busting a quick flex in the mirror. More ego than I've ever seen crammed in to 185. Made me want to go get all tattoos removed in case I look half as douchebag.
Lol when im inbetween sets and i walk over to drink fountain, hey mate you done with that bench? Fuck off cunt didnt mummy teach you not to speak to strangers, walk away now. Hahahaha
I would not train with you in the gym, it would be like a one up contest lol.
Sigh here we go again with my phone double posting.
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