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Young or new to gear

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I have seen a ton of young kids questions and stupid first timers questions lately so here is your answers. If your under 25 gear is not for you, why cause your probably really 20 and don't know shit. Gear is not the only expense, you need a good job with insurance for bloods and if your BP goes through the roof u need to pay for a BP prescription as well so call your doctor and ask him how much a single blood draw cost let alone many cause health is your number one priority. Also if you don't know what a pct is then I'm sure a mod will ban you. Ok and for the first timers your already doing your shit so get your labs and listen to your doctor this shit is no joke. And if you say your going to tren up on your second cycle with winny then your not educated enough to run SO PLEASE research research research your stuff take time before you ruin everything expecially your dick cause that comes into factor here also.

MegaAnabolics01's picture

Ok bro, suit your self. Good luck to you.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Cool bro. Sorry for getting a little heated. Do you know a good place that I can get some Halo?

Bulkdaddy's picture

Yes go to Walmart halo 1,2,3, and 4. It's only sold for Xbox though! Awesome game!

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MegaAnabolics01's picture

Engineereddisaster messing around with your hormones before your fully developer can lead to permanent damage. 17 is way too young. You could make a lot of natural Gaines before turning to gear. Engineereddisaster how long have you been doing gear? You said your 17 and you have 1034 exp, you must have been on eroids for a while now? Were you joking? Thats nuts.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Mega, I don't need you preaching to me! MY HORMONES MY BODY! YOU ARENT THE BOSS OF ME!
I've been juicing forever and I have forgotten more about this shit than you'll ever know!
I am WAY bigger than you with my permanent damage that you will ever get in your lifetime!
I run Tren every day for my TRT. That's right Tren replacement therapy beotch!
My hormones are just fine! Yeah I get in lots of fights and shit at school but I don't lose and bitches love me! I've banged half my teachers! The other half are dudes and I could bang them but I'm no homo! No homo bro! No homo!
I'm on tren, I don't joke and I don't play. I just kill shit in the gym like every day! (That rhymed and I didn't even plan it!)
Hit me up if you need any tips or shit like how to be badass. That's what I do is be badass.

The Impastable's picture

Damn Ed... Im not sure two consecutive no homos can negate you stating you could bang male teachers...

Engineereddisaster's picture

No bro.
Chapter 17: Fiction vs. Non-Fiction in the no homo Guidebook clears this up. It's in section 16, sub-paragraph h where it clearly states: "When acting as a fictional character especially with the intent of capitalizing one another man's gullibility, homo statements are allowed as long as the statement isn't made with the intent of making a homo advance. A no homo is not required due to the nature of the conversation, however a true no homo master will feel obligated to drop a no homo for good measure. Some in the hardcore no homo community will even feel obligated to drop two consecutive no homos as further insurance".

Catalyst's picture

He was very much joking. Surely you can tell?

The Impastable's picture

What? He's not 17?! That's not him in his profile pic?!

PIN_CUSHION's picture
DfromPhilly's picture

Read that either right before or right after I signed up. Good shit brother

Engineereddisaster's picture

I think on most occasions 25 is a good cutoff date, but I'm 17 years old and probably more badass than most people. This is generally accepted because my intelligence level is a lot higher than regular guys like yourself.
I'm kind of like the Doogie Howzer of Eroids.
So, could you give me a good example of how one ruins his dick? I know you can ruin your nuts which of course can render your dick useless, but does the juice really ruin a dick?

true grit's picture

I understand what you're saying and where you're coming from, but Doogie Howzer can't really claim a no homo. I don't think the author of no homo would want to be known as the guy who's know for yes homo. I'm throwing in an extra no homo for you just to be safe. No homo.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Excellent observation my gritty friend. I've always felt that you are a strong protector of the no homo code.
I will clarify that there is rhym and reason for my use of the said Doogie Howzer MD. You see, Doogie as a young child prodigy was at one time full no homo. However, as time passed he forgot who he was, left his roots and for the sake of popularity caved to the ways of the homo.
I use the said homo, as a reminder to all the importance of always remaining faithful to the no homo code. Because even the strongest of no homos can indeed fall if he isn't careful, and if he isn't faithful to defending and protecting his own internal no homo.
No homo
Ed

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Barney Stenson is a bro's bro.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Thank you Tron, no homo
I think my extensive dedication and expertise in no homo logic proves that maturity doesn't always coincide with age.
When I came here at 13 I proved to the world of eroids that there are indeed 13 year old kids that could thrive on Trenbolone and halo stacks.
I guess you could say that I'm a pioneer in the field.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lmao, a homo tag is probably the best idea I've ever heard.

You see Tron, with today's society, we, as no homos are persecuted and hated for who we are. I can't tell you how many times I've been turned away from fancy restaurants or or public events like a soccer game just because I had a couple of hot chicks on my arm. It's damn discrimination at its finest.
I was no homo before it was uncool to be a no homo!
My first words as a baby? That's right..no homo. Second word? No homo. That is shit that I was born with. I have all these ignorant ass homos telling me that it's a choice....that's bullshit. I was born no homo, I live no homo, and I'll die no homo. I don't give a shit what all the homos say.
Times are changing Tron. You see back in the day terrorists hated all Americans. Now, you have to be homo. Wtf?
Back in the day if you were a Dallas Cowboys fan you could at least be a closet no homo. Now you have to be a homo if you are going to cheer for the Cowboys. Same with the Lakers. I feel like my kids have no chance!
At any rate Tron, I will stand for everything no homo until the day that I die because that is who I am. No homo! No homo! No homo! Shit, now I'm starting to get emotional. No homo.

Pale's picture

I have had a pretty bad day, thanks for the laugh bro.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Hey, the day is about over. You'll live to kick its ass tomorrow. Smile

Engineereddisaster's picture

No homo back atcha.

CBBurrr's picture

Gnar, you sound like you are trying to convince us that you are over 25.

Nobody should be putting their cycle blood work on their health insurance, BP meds can be purchased from many sources and are really cheap, even cialis will drop it down a fair bit.
Mods do not ban people for being uninformed about PCT
If a guy does his homework and knows what the fuck he is doing I'm not gonna get all preachy about adding a little tren to a cycle as long as it is in moderation.
Listen to your DR? that must be a joke... I dont talk to my Dr about my steroid cycles

about the only thing you said that makes sense is the part about ruining your dick, a valid concern that can be avoided with the right knowledge and protocol.

DfromPhilly's picture

Amen, +1 (or whatever my thumbs up are good for... .5?). Except I do talk to my doc about steroids, but I've known him for a while and he uses too so it's nice to have a fellow brother who actually knows his shit have your back (no homo?).

Also to the OP, you wait until your 25 because you're not truly fully developed until then (probably some exceptions I'm sure), not because your probably really 20 and don't know shit.

Telling people they shouldn't use before 25 because they don't know shit or are stupid is not only incorrect, but sounds like a good way to get a bunch of knuckleheads to say "I'm not stupid! Fuck this guy. I'm good to go!"

The Impastable's picture

about the only thing you said that makes sense is the part about ruining your dick, a valid concern that can be avoided with the right knowledge and protocol.

Such as not putting it in a wood chipper.

tonytulo's picture

Negative.