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ankbreaker98's picture

glad to hear ur still hanging around!!! safety always first!!! its been pleasure dealing with you!!

UncleYoked's picture

i cant even remember having any issues with you lol. I used to get fired up in here for no reason. Back before perf and I teamed up, I would use this place to vent for the most part. I ran mega doses of tren back then and stayed pissed off. When I started PFL with perf, i realized I couldnt behave that way if we were gonna be successful. Then somehow I turned into a calm, laid back guy. Probably from all the pot brownies.

juiceisgd's picture

Yoked was as stand up as they come. anyone that feels differently I suggest you place a small order from anyone of the top 10 srcs and after you wait on average 10-14 days to get it go ahead and spec test your bottles and see what you get. shit happens with every src on here. as far as I'm concerned I'm happy as shit that I can get even decent gear mailed to my door with very little risk to me. the src's take the biggest risk and then we break their balls when we don't get close to pharma grade potency for forty bucks a bottle. what the hell is everyone's problem. go see what it would cost at a trt doctor only to get a 150 mlg shot once a week and see what kind of gains you get on that.lol. I hope to see Yoked come back, i'll be first in line

UncleYoked's picture

Thank you my friend. You're a good egg. I've never tried to make an excuse for the npp batch. but quite frankly, mass specs testing often does not translate the same for compounds like npp, primo, mast, the same as it does for compounds like test. Hell one of the best sources this site has ever seen had caber test at 2% purity. I personally ran the stuff and it was completely on point. My body and blood work proved it.

HailRazor's picture

Great point YOKED. Unless it's the raw powder being tested, there has been some discrepancy with purity results on finished products. Tablet results have had a whole range of purity numbers. Maybe because of fillers, color additives,etc. I'm not that smart so our "Testing Guru" could elaborate on that. Hope you hadn't spent all your Bitcoin money at the stripper club. Don't forget to bring that last Omni kit when I see you in church on Sunday.

UncleYoked's picture

Do I still owe you an omni kit? Holy hell dude why didnt you tell me sooner? I thought we were squared up. My fault dude. No bit coins for me. i wasnt smart enough to get in on them, which means I was smart enough to not get into them.

Barabbas's picture

We aren't square bro!!! You said "Barabbas I will send out that box set of midget porn tomorrow".....its been two weeks bro. I need that shit!

Barabbas's picture

They tower over me but damn are they hot! I like my women a little taller than me. Lol

Big Pimp Daddy's picture

That Bridget the midget isn't half bad. I'd bang that one to be honest lol

B F rube's picture

Small hands do make the ole meat stick look huge.

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Barabbas's picture

Thats why I only bang midgets bro. EGO BOOST!

Barabbas's picture

HALF BAD!? I would tear that shit up! Get her on top and just spin her like a top. Lol

HailRazor's picture

No Brutha! We've been squared up! I just figured we could save some shipping cost and do a deal in the church parking lot on Easter Sunday. Smile bless me father for I have sinned!
Disclaimer: This comment is for entertainment purposes only. O_0

Littleginger's picture

Lmao hey I think I'm visiting this new church Sunday but couldn't remember the name of it but I think it's where u guys go. I'll be the 230 ginger in the parking lot.

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HailRazor's picture

Juicin for Jesus

Littleginger's picture

Well said and agree completely. Too many of us get spoiled then first to bitch when something goes wrong. At end of day what you said is dead on

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MuscleMilkBrah's picture

Sad seeing yoke go. Dude was good with his word. I'm on his tren/prop. Started his tren last Friday. Haven't seen any noticeable changes. I ran his prop/npp for about 6 weeks and absolutely loved it. My diet was dialed in and was looking shredded. There's a reason why the old school BBers used deca a lot, even weeks before a show.

Anyway, does anybody have any recommendations for a source on here? Looking to get prop/mast p. I'll buy some clen/t3 from a site that Yokes got stuff from before in the past from one of his reviews.

Littleginger's picture

I'm sure the tren will start kicking up on you. I don't really notice the full tilt effects of tren until about 2-3 weeks in and then it's on like donkey kong. I keep my dose really low and still get great results when doing tren at 50mg eod. Good luck with your prep and have to keep us posted on how u do bro. Best of luck

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MuscleMilkBrah's picture

I bumped it up to 70 right now with prop being 50. 350 might be pushing it because I feel kinda bloated but will back it down two or three weeks before the show. Haven't had the case of night sweats except twice now. No trensomnia here.

I still gotta dial in my diet and training. Need to do more cardio.

Right now I'm looking at hulkbody or gorillagear. Hmmm. What does Yokes people think?

Big Pimp Daddy's picture

Better do some studying on what sources to use. There are a lot of good ones,lots not very good, and stay away status. That's something better to talk about in pm, and make sure you know how to time dropping out your test all together before a show. It's important

Littleginger's picture

Cool bro. Dial it in and keep pushing. I only got night sweats maybe 2-3 times for entire 4 weeks with no real Trensomnia. I wouldn't relate bad sides to good gear. All depends how individual responds. Do u plan on adding any mast p to the prep? Just curious. If don't wanna disclose that info it's cool.

Can't comment on those sources personally but sure someone will PM u and help u out. Good luck broski

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MuscleMilkBrah's picture

Will add mast p week 8 of prep. Wish I could get it now but I just spent a boatload of money on bills/necessities.

Contest Prep ain't cheap. I'm spending good amount on food and have seen more results from that than gear. Dead serious. Wish I had done this much, much sooner before the contest prep. Would be shredded by now had I started in March.

edit I'm also going to push the tren to 700 at some point. Prob week 8.

Littleginger's picture

I understand. Cc of tren a day is the norm for most guys i know that compete. I can't compete bc I don't have mental capacity to hold it together lol so I tip my hat to u for your hard work and dedication. Shit I almost lost my mind doing fitness modeling around 200lbs and gear stays relatively low.

As far as diet your dead on. Your diet will always be the difference maker. In my book it's genetics diet gear then training. Some will argue but just how i feel. And yes it's very expensive to compete between gear food entry fee etc. hope you kill it bro

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MuscleMilkBrah's picture

No cardio whatsoever even though I need to. I'm literally only eating 200 to 100g of carbs a day. Only PWO and post workout carbs. Eating a shit ton of meat/egg whites to keep the nitrogen in balance so I'm not wasting my muscles.

AI is adex at .5 ED. Might bump it up to 1mg. I have letro and nolva on hand for anything. Have Prami but I had some serious sides. This is pill form and I cut the pills in 4 pieces and even the smallest is a big dose. You're supposed to be on a very low dose and I can't since it's not liquid. Sucks.

Barabbas's picture

Shit since all those fools are bashing ur gear go ahead and send me whats left it will find a good home...right in my body. Good luck bro.

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