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UncleYoked's picture

Hope to have adex and aro this week buddy.

EmeraldLaoch's picture

So many wives banning tren in the household, mine inlcuded. I think you should market vials of tren that say some new bullshit name on the label to buy us some time. Stainabolan, the wife-safe tren.

UncleYoked's picture

On your next order, just ask for the B12 and GSO labels. You'll know what it is, but she wont have a clue.

UncleYoked's picture

Dude, I slapped npp labels last time and she figured it out. I'm full on beast mode with it. She said "you mother fucker, npp is not that fucking color!" haha

EmeraldLaoch's picture

LOL thats what we get for trying to get them interested in our hobbies. Itsw a mistake to teach them anything, they just use it against you.

Gargoyle's picture

I must be lucky or something. Tren doesn't give me bad sides at all and it hasn't messed with my temper. I was kinda worried about it this time too because I'm running my test super high this go around. The only real side, emotionally, is that I've gotten super fucking protective over my my family. My wife is smoking hot and is a National level NPC figure competitor so she is always getting checked out in the gym. Usually it doesn't bother me but lately I've been wanted to smash people's heads in. Eh, whatever it could always be worse. Haha.

UncleYoked's picture

I'm with you brother. I would destroy someone if they tried anything with my wife. I'm 99% sure she would never do anything, but I'm 100% sure other guys want to bang her.

MAC's picture

LOL your telling me bro...mine doesn't even wanna be in the same house as me when I'm on tren

TED's picture

Yoked that tren is giving me the evil eye....it wants to be in me

UncleYoked's picture

Lmao that's great dude. I actually convinced the wife to let me blast some tren for a little while. Told her it was important that I know how potent this batch was before I sold it lol.

TED's picture

Fuck yea. About time you get to ride the train again! Once i start healing a little more those vials won't know what hit them lol

UncleYoked's picture

Thanks brother. That's good to hear. By the way, I put meth in the prop.

UncleYoked's picture

Meth is cheap. Comes in from Mexico on the backs of donkeys. That's why it smells like shit.

speed4goal's picture

Ever seen those warehouses in mexico on tv making meth on a industrial level. Crazy shit like 100,000 120,000 square feet of just meth production

LUCKY_11_30's picture

Hey Yoked. Whats up brotha. Any plans on getting Mass Specs on any of your oils?

UncleYoked's picture

What do you think this is, Watson, Phizer? Lol. I have sent a few things off. I already know where the raws test at. The product is good.

LUCKY_11_30's picture

HaHaha. I know you got clout homeboy so that's pretty much all I need to know. Just would be interesting to see. But gonna be placing an order this morning. Gotta jump on board.

Gargoyle's picture

All I can speak for is the tren ace but its the best tren I've run. Period.

TED's picture
UncleYoked's picture

Please don't forget to rate and review after you've had enough time to make an honest judgement of the products. I would greatly appreciate it.

Gargoyle's picture

I've been giving my quads a break but after all this talk yesterday I decided to pin my right quad this morning. I don't know if I hit a nerve or what but my damn quad flexed up as hard as a damn rock and was shaking the whole time. Didn't hurt at all and don't have any PIP right now. It was just strange....never done that before.

05ravenr6's picture

I'm about to hit my left quad right now. Keeping fingers crossed. My legs are already sore as shit from yesterday's leg day lol

WanHungLo's picture

i did that last saturday - pinned some npp in the teardrop, all was going well but while pushing the plunger in, I accidentally pushed the needle further in (using 1.5" trying to hold steady around ~1"-1.25").

I could tell i was close to a nerve the way the oil felt going in, but when i went in a little deeper. holy shit. my fucking quad tightened up so fast it 'flicked' the syringe out of my thumb & finger (cue the boing sound).

i re-positioned and continued - when i withdrew - that fucker bled like no other. Despite all that, i thought I was in the clear because I was fine the rest of the day. but woke up the next morning and that bitch was hurting...really sore to the touch could barely straighten my leg.

so yeah - i was peg-legging it for a couple of days. ;)

Gargoyle's picture

That's the weird thing about it. I've definitely hit a nerve before and it felt like I was pinning straight alcohol but yesterday it didn't hurt or bleed at all. Hell, I didn't really even feel it. My leg just got hard as shit and shook the entire time. The site I pinned feels fine today....my fucking knee is killing me. I think I over extended it cutting the grass and the back of my knee, in my leg, is straight up hurting. I'm supposed to hit legs today but I'm going to take off and probably take the kids in a hike. Try to walk this crap out.

UncleYoked's picture

That's why I dont mess with them. I used to be able to hit them with water based winny. Wouldnt dream of it now.

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