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+ 5 Syringe Talk and The Beauty and Convenience of injectable B-12.

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Hey kids, Ed here. Just wanted to touch on the beauty and convenience of having a B-12 injectable prescription.
Why the hell do I need B-12 Ed I already have it in my No-explode.
That's a good question kids. Not everyone can absorb b-12 orally, some people need to inject it to absorb it. I don't know why, and frankly I don't really care to know why. Me, I can absorb it orally, but I choose to go with the injections.
You are a sick bastard Ed. Why pin yourself if you don't have to? Well kids, I don't have a b-12 injection prescription because I need it, I have it as a safety precaution. WTF do you mean Ed?
I use is as my scapegoat. If I need syringes, I go to the pharmacy that supplies me with B-12. Just today, I went to the pharmacy, told them that I have a prescription for injectable b-12 and that the first box of syringes that I ordered were 22 gauge and I'd like to try something a little slimmer like a 25 gauge. The lady didn't bat an eye, and didn't look at me like a junkie. She just smiled and asked me how many I would like. I'd like a box of 100 please, just so I don't have to worry about it for a while. She comes back with a box and I have some kick ass human grade top of the line syringes at cheap ass prices.
Oh shit Ed, that's a good Idea. Yes it is kids, and when I get a refill on my b-12, I get another box and when I get something else filled I get another box. I've never felt like an asshat, never got the stink eye, and never got looked at like a junkie by the man or woman in the white coat. So try it kids.
So what are the other benefits Ed? That's a good question kids. Ever get an abcess? Do you really want to tell your doc it's from injecting Trenbolone brewed in a tijuanna crackhouse? No, but he wont bat an eye if you tell him that you screwed up on your b-12 injection and forgot to clean the lid off the vile. This way,no questions and no negative reports on your permanent record. You know they have one of those on you and it has everything that you did when you were a little kid and was told what you did would go on your permanent record.
It also helps If you are trying to be sneaky at home. Accidently leave a syringe lying around? BFD, you were giving yourself a b-12 shot. The possibilities are endless. Besides, B-12 makes you feel good.
How the hell do I get it Ed?
Good question kids. Go to your doc. Tell him that you have felt kind of shitty, and you were talking to your brother, and he told you that his doc put him on B-12 and he said it's made all the difference, and that you'd like to give it a go.
I've gotten prescriptions for b-12 on numerous occasions from many different doctors. I've never been turned down for it. So give it a go, Be creative, and be safe.

Get your ass some B-12 kids. Do it, and do it now.

All my love, No homo
Ed.

2500hd's picture

You guys don't order your pins online? Also b12 is available at any feedstore or online and I always have amox on hand. I rarely go to the doctor since it cost me 100$ just to walk in you must have better insurance than me. Just some options don't hate me

Roid Noid's picture

I wonder if they will bat an eye when i ask for the 5ml pins? :0

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol. They might not buy that.

Greg's picture

Google your state and county syringe laws.
Most have a clean needle program.
I go to a local Rite Aid that participates in the program.
No questions, no pressure, no ID, no hassle.

Engineereddisaster's picture

I live in a small town, everyone knows me. My town has maybe 3 pharmacies. In my situation it's best to keep the red flags at bay in everything. There is no confidentiality here. I can have my prostate checked and have my neighbor come up to me and say he heard that the doc found an anal fissure. Small towns baby!

Greg's picture

Hate to break the news to you but it's not the small town...

When you get your ass checked we all know about it. I think there's a youtube channel dedicated to it. I got wind of it via an RSS feed in outlook. By the way, latest update is that you'll be alright as long as you stay out of the eroids van for the next 6 to 8 weeks.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol. Shit. I just found the you tube page. Is my ass really that white?

Cmndr. Shepard's picture

Genius!

J.Mc.'s picture

BRILLIANT!!

Drywallstar's picture

+1 ed do you have a b-12 dispenser in the van?

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol. No but I do have a duct tape dispenser in the van. Smile

Drywallstar's picture

Oh I see then after the duct tape the "injections" happen lmao