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We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

UncleYoked's picture

Hell they basically are. Seriously though, they're starting to bother me.

mechtech's picture

I can't wait to put in an order, just building my bank roll at the moment.

Roid Noid's picture

testman692013 STFU! I dont know aht your problem is but go somewhere else with the BS

EmeraldLaoch's picture

I dont know man, i also heard that mountain dew shrinks your penis. So lots of things could be true if you say it enough times.

Roid Noid's picture

well it is true that when i stopped drinking mountain dew my belly shunk and my penis did seem bigger!....if you think about enough everything starts to make sense.

UncleYoked's picture

My vice for years has been diet mt dew. That stuff is toxic. Finally kicked it for tea. Made myself like the stuff now I drink it all the time.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol, I fricken love me some diet dew.

Roid Noid's picture

about 7 years ago I was in a part of my life where i didnt care much about myself and would buy the stuff by the cases, like 4 cases a week! Smile I would throw it in the freezer from the fridge and set the timer for 43 minutes, pull it out pop the top and down it before the air turned it to ice.....I drink one maybe twice a year now and they are still soooo damn good but the sugar is much more apparent!...my wife is on the tea kick right now and she gets some shit that REALLY good.

UncleYoked's picture

I was getting new tires put on yesterday and they had a big Pepsi machine in the office. Have in and was going to get a diet dew. Hit the button and it kicked out a water lol. I figure that's the universes way of telling me to leave it alone.

Gargoyle's picture

Put in order number 2 today. I'm loving the oils but the turn around sucks. It's been at least 2 hrs since my order was confirmed. I've been sitting out by my mail box and its still not there.

Gargoyle's picture

Hey, this tren is turning me into an animal. Ill be back for more soon.

mobman702's picture

That is just not acceptable.. somebody get in touch with Yoked and tell him about this.... LOL.

krisc91's picture
mobman702's picture

PAK HAS LANDED BOYS.... HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.eroids.com/pics/yoked-yoked-yoked-has-landed

mobman702's picture

Patience there little grasshopper.. Close eye and think: sand the floor, paint the fence, wax on, wax off, and remember to BREATH.. very very important.. all will be calm and good then.. Miyagi do or Miyagi no..

mobman702's picture

Bastard no, THE MAN, yes.. u show her who daddy is bud.. I do to mine all the time. I make her tap out when she gets a little too testy with me. It grounds her immediately.. LOL.

UncleYoked's picture

Lol I'm sorry dude, I swear it's on it's way. Bet you a dollar it lands tomorrow.

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