posted Sat, 05/25/2013 - 18:36
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How do you cheat a drug test?
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I play American Football for an adult league, and they do drug testing, and I don't want to get caught up with Gears. Is there a way to cheat it? If i test positive then I will be banned from the league.
I know you might think it's cheating but in my opinion it's not, because Gear doesn't make you a better athlete, and you still have to work your butt off at the gym. EVERY PRO ATHLETE JUICES.
- And Even tho Barry Bonds juiced, he still had to train for it, it didn't make him hit home runs!
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Look up the #1 it has an elastic belt that u strap around ur waist and a heating pad, it's synthetic urine. Strap it then wait an hr or so till ur body heats it to 98-100degrees. Works like a charm. My buddy has used it a shit load of times. You will be ok bud.
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For those that sent PM's I could also use the info. I have an impending feeling of doom on a roids test.
have you ever watched the tv show blue mountain state? theres an episode where they all get tested hahaha, and they call their way to cheat the test, "changing the oil" lmao. see if you can youtube it or something, its hilarious
Marcel1229Thad Castle is one bad ass mf, lol and that shit looks painful and the sound effects is gross lol
MakaveliCD7There is only one full proof way that I know of....but for the sake of monitoring I won't reveal it in open forum
juice12345678P.M. me the answer broh.
In my local head shop they sell a drink that will give a negative result.
It needs to be drank at a set time b4 the test I think, I'm just going on what I can remember here.
I'm lead to believe that some tests, test for blockers that give the negatives.
I passed a test b4. But I had an hour's notice tho.
I got a flip cap toothpaste tube, cleaned it thoroughly. Got a straight person to piss in a cup, didn't have a barrel at hand so it was'nt easy to get in tube.
Anyway got the piss in tube, put it down my boxers and gave my negative.
That's far from fool proof I know, they chech temp now but not all.
If you know someone who has had 1 done, ask em. It's not unusuall as it sounds, I asked people when I knew I'd give a negative.
I was in an open prison at time and could go out and work and fuck, and obviously a bit of drugs aswell. A positive would of been 23 hours in a cell with 1 hour a day exercise, I say exercise, it was walking end a yard.
Good luck with that.
Look up Whizzinator it's basically a bag of synthetic urine with a heater and a thermometer. There are many brands. Use a stall if they dont have u in a single person bathroom.You pour it in the cup when it is the right temperature. Its not like the hold it for u during the test. Don't forget to flush and wash your hands ;p If its a blood test you will need a transfusion :0 Don't worry it's just a game, you got it!
I just found a steroid test kit online for $69.95 and it test's for everything. Including many steroids that I have never herd of there over a 100 different steroids listed.
yes there is no way to pass unless u know the detection timet of the AAS and can time it so its out of ur system when the test come
i find leaving that spliff in the ash tray does the trick for me
Marcel1229i don't smoke man.....i'm worried that i'll test positive for gear
bro, unless you're a professional athlete, the chances of you getting drug tested for gear are slim to none. the panel needed for this is much more costly than your regular drug tests, so don't sweat it.
are you kidding me? it costs about $100 its not that costly, its a urine test and it covers everything under the sun. and he said he was an athlete
I assumed by "adult league" he meant rec league, local organization, or amature league, not professional. Is it really that cheap now days?
yes it is that cheap, there is a lab in my area that does it for that cheap! and thats the only one i checked, you mail in sample so it really doesnt matter where your located!
yea, after armstrong they are alot more strict